Howay

Aye all the comments on facebook were about her arse like.

I love that Niall Quinn and Kevin Phillips are their heroes, what an average pair.

Aye hopefully he gains his confidence back and comes back to a more stable team (we hope). Is Thauvin more of a winger than Cabella then?

Has to play out of position now as well as there's no way in hell Taylor could keep pace with Montero and we have no other full backs.

Game over there. Beat in the air again.

It's not shite like, Montero is a diving cunt but Janmaat let that wind him up and he played into the blokes hands the same way that Shelvey did it to Colback when Colback was heading towards the corner. The two things he got booked for were stupid and needless on Janmaat's part. I agree Montero should have been booked for his ridiculous rugby tackle.

We desperately need to buy a full back, 2 games into the season and we've seen two horrific displays by our full backs. Haidara last week, Janmaat today was utterly fucking shite and it was clear from about 10 mins in he was going to be sent off. Played Gomis onside for the goal, went through the back of Montero twice once on the fucking touchline and the other in Swansea's half and then he goes and pulls Montero back in Swansea's fucking half about 10 minutes after he could have been off if Montero had just fell over. Janmaat's biggest failing is that as soon as his man is getting the better of him he loses his head, absolutely ridiculous and totally avoidable for both bookings today. Mug.

Yup there he goes. Fucking ridiculous by janmaat

Montero trying to rugby tackle Janmaat.

Aye, I think Janmaat will get sent off today. I'd say we could take him off but our full back choices are pathetically lacking.

Stupid tackle from Janmaat, wont be long till he inevitably faces suspension and we face an even more dire full back situation.

Aye struggling to touch the ball here.

The best part is it wouldn't even be a particularly exciting signing. Bunch of fucking losers.

Might have too, should hoy in something about how he's catering to bankers with that sort of bullshit. I think he mentioned on a recent podcast he might go to England to do some gigs soon.

Nah I don't fancy being ripped to bits by ol' freckles. I'm off to the side a bit in the normal stands rather than the ones on the floor as they were reserved for some visa premier membership thing.

Just got two tickets to see Bill Burr at Madison Square Gardens in November, I've never been to a comedy gig before but enjoy watching standups (on TV, netflix etc) and his podcast is a crease. Was a bit nervous with it being a big arena but I've managed to get canny enough seats for it, so I'm sure I'll still enjoy it.

Aye I knew he was involved heavily with Bury when they were in a right mess. Essembee must be a right laugh like.

I read a quote from Gary Neville talking about it and according to him it's simply because his grandmother was stubborn. He reckons that in the hospital after Neville Neville was born the nurse asked how Neville was doing, mistaking it for a first name and Gary's great-Auntie laughed and said something along the lines of "It's his surname you couldn't call a kid Neville Neville" to which his stubborn grandmother said she can do what she wants and there was nothing stopping her, so she proved her sister wrong thus giving Gary's dad a redockuluss name.

That's about it tbh, he is a solid enough performer who will always give a 6 or 7 out of 10 type of performance every week no matter how shite those around him play. I've no problem with him, I wouldn't mind at all if he was upgraded but I don't see it as something that needs to be resolved straight away. He is tidy in possession and manages to be a nuisance to the opposition, seems a good professional, was free and I don't imagine he is on massive wages. If we're going to push for top 10 we probably do need to replace players like him as he should be more of a rotational option than a starter in a higher side but we've got more pressing concerns than him.

I think Neville Neville was canny involved in the club mind, even if he wasn't I wouldn't let it rile you up too much.

And regales them of a time when he had to trudge through the bampiest parts of Sunderland to get to training.

Not sure just remember it was something to do with ships. He was fucking stinking as a player like.

Isn't Kevin Kyle the one that works on a cruise ship cleaning the rooms or something?

They are odd like, they never seem to buy anyone that's any good and even if someone goes and you think "canny enough buy for the tramps" they inevitably turn out to be utter shite. Their most talented players in recent years have probably been Borini and Rose who were both loans and had no intention whatsoever of going there (Borini preferred warming the bench at Liverpool to moving there permanently and Spurs saw the Rose loan as a way for him to get experience). It's so bad it has gotten to the point where if someone goes there, even a player I thought might be ok like Lens, I have no fear they will be any good. Two seventh place finishes is the best they have managed in the Prem, other than that they've either been directly involved in the relegation scrap or have been just above it. They're fucking crap, hopefully now McClaren is here and we have an actual coaching set up we can get back to cruising past them twice a year like we have for fucking yonks as losing to them twice a season no matter how shit they have been will always make me look at Pardew with disdain, I can't consider you a decent coach if you lose to that fucking rabble twice a season on little more than new manager bump. They're utterly shite rivals too. The only time it's a rivalry for places is when we're as shit as them, look how fucking disastrous last season was and even though they beat us twice they still finished below us. I remember seeing a lad trying to joke about beating them 5-1 about 5 weeks after it happened only be barraged with yells of "you're still fucking harping on about that man? it was over weeks ago" before some spanner brought up them winning 9-1 without any irony... They're just a yo-yo club who believe they are of similar level to us, there will be bucket shakers to raise money to recolour the stadium seats from the sun-faded reddish pink back to red I think that sums them up tbh. Sun weathered, cracked, tramps.