Howay

Pretty scary stuff, a loss and no goals scored against Sheffield Wednesday reserves, seems their fans were completely right when they basically wrote us off. We are really getting embarrasing, there is something wrong behind the scenes, all the knocks players keep missing games for and the consistently shite performances of nearly all the players. I didn't see the starting 11, did Sissoko play?

Aye Mourinho is a complete prick tbh, he got away with it first time round with a lot of people because he was coming in off the back of the CL with Porto so he was the exciting foreign coach but he's just an obnoxious arrogant prick. A lot of the shite he comes out with nowadays is just disrepectful, I can't remember the player it was but I think it was some West Brom player and he went around yelling about how he was a mickey mouse player, it's just needless and pathetic from a supposed professional. As for Ferguson's world class comments I think he's just desperate to get sound bites for his book, didn't he rip into Keane last time? and everyone at the time saw the comments as ridiculous given Keane's major role in some of his best teams. Either that or he has been hammering the whiskey even more since retirement.

About 18 month ago.

In other news we are making our charge up the table, 2nd bottom now lads. I expect them to DHL the top dogs trophy back to us.

This Newcastle v Sunderland match is shaping up to be one of the worst football games the Premier League will ever see.

It always helps to have a player as capable of accumulating offsides like Cisse in the side.

Utter fucking wank performance, really worrying stuff. Never showed any signs until Watford dropped off and Janmaat took the game by the scruff of the neck, shame the other 9 outfield players didn't bother helping him much. Worried.

Coloccini has been absolutely fucking wank today.

Dodgy again by Prodl like.

Haidara doing exactly the same fucking thing that cost us a goal in the first half, daft shite.

Daryl Janmaat vs Watford at the minute.

Haidara showing the gulf in attacking class between him and Janmaat

Aye he's our biggest attacking threat so far this season, hope he can score again.

Aye cracking defending after Colback, Colo and co were completely crap

Get in Janmaat!

Maybe Carver was the best coach in the Premier League, he managed a win with this lot (minus 50m of investment).

It is hard mind, we're playing a side capable of scoring as many goals as we have in 10 hours of football in just 25 minutes.

Aye it's ridiculous especially as they're playing 2 up top ffs.

Daft from Abdi, there was fuck all chance we'd score on the break.

Our lot panic like fuck anytime Watford are coming towards our back line with the ball. Colback is doing absolutely fucking nowt, he's being out paced by their runners from midfield and even if he does get close they hold him off with very little effort.

Because they're playing one that sees Jack Colback as un-droppable.

Really shaping up to be relegation candidates tbh, 2 down after half an hour at home to fucking Watford. I remember growing up watching football thinking about how easy it looked, kids growing up now will know they have to graft like fuck because this lot make it look extremely fucking difficult.

Oh fucking hell, we're making this bloke look like Aguero.

Cisse slips onto his arse as the cross comes to him then is offside, he's fucking comical now