Howay

Barely seen the bloke play tbh, hopefully he is an upgrade on Colback or Anita and is more capable of helping the offensive side of play.

Says he's on the way to his mates wedding after the Bachelor party, I'm assuming he means going straight from the party to the wedding going by the disheveled look he's sporting. Quality.

Aye, what a fucking plight the club is in.

See Bournemouth have went and got Afobe from Wolves, wasn't that the lad we were interested in. So they've signed Itrube and Afobe to play up front (26m in total for both if they sign Iturbe in the summer) meanwhile our lot are sitting doing fuck all, guess it's hard when you have to compete with clubs like Bournemouth...

Pretty consistent mind, have to give them that.

Agreed, we don't have the same level of back up players that we did last time around.

Fully expected this, 4 month of fighting relegation ahead. Complete and utter shite this club nowadays.

Shanghai, probably on insanely high wages. A week down and we've seen nothing more than links to people we get linked to most Windows and a token bid for Lacazette, I thought the large threat of getting relegated would stir them into action but I guess not.

Aye she was disgusting tbh, that bit really stuck with me.

He's a thoroughly dis likable bloke like.

Watched The Martian, Straight outta Compton, Legend and Black Mass on my flights, all canny (only saw half of the Compton one). Wasn't too fussed on Black Mass mind and felt it went on a bit, I switched off the program (about Lance Armstrong's life) to watch it and sort of wish I just carried on with that instead.

I think Bournemouth will be okay, they're starting to get results and have just brought in a Striker which they've needed since Wilson got injured.

The fucking charva

I've seen all of the Walking Dead (including the spin off Fear the walking dead... don't bother) so far and tbh it's painfully slow and it's clear they're dragging it out like fuck. In the recent season they spent multiple episodes simply going over what each of the characters were doing at the same time, some of them were absolutely pointless and the others could have definitely been shortened and put together into 1 or 2 episodes max. There's a good show in there but it's so strung out between long periods where nothing happens that it's frustrating to watch, I'm at the point where I feel like I've invested so much time into the show I want to watch it through to the end but I must admit I'm getting close to just not bothering.

Aye Nolan was surprising for sure, we had a few around that time that were better then I thought they would be. Lovenkrands done canny and become a really likable member of the team and Best was surprising because he was actually better in the Prem for us than he was in the Championship, neither were the most surprising transfer we've ever had obviously. Gloom's shout about Perch is right as well, he was a complete joke at first but he actually became a player I was pretty sad to see leave. I will say that Best being there is probably mainly because he was around at the most exciting time we've had under Ashley, I always think of his hat-trick against West Ham whenever his name is brought up.

Haven't seen it yet as my dad wanted to see it with me when I'm back for xmas. I've already had it spoiled for me from Facebook, I was looking through the comments of some football story and some bloke just posted a comment that was just every major point that happened in the film Some people are right sad cunts like, I wasn't arsed as I've never been that bothered about Star Wars but he has no doubt ruined some peoples enjoyment of it a bit.

No wonder Pardew thinks Palace suits him to the ground.

I like to think Blatter has completely lost touch with what is actually okay to do, he has spent the last 20 or so year surrounded by blokes like Jack Warner and Tokyo Sexwale ( ) so I fully believe he thinks he's completely innocent and the bribes he has been giving out are just how things are done.

True, has he thanked Parish yet? I can't imagine that vain prick would be too happy if he went unrecognized. When they talk I imagine they are each having their own conversations while completely ignoring what the other is saying.

It's amazing that he has managed to carry on the way he has for so long when you notice that his standard tactic for getting what he wants is telling everyone what they want to hear and then not bothering to do it, all the while hoping that they just forget about it. He said he was stepping down back in February, then decided to run again in May, said it was time for him to go during the scandal but then just hung about.

Aye, not to mention that it was a Quarter final so even if we did get past Benfica we would still have had to play Fenerbache then Chelsea. It's when you hear shite like this from him that you realize why he can't sustain any level of success, it must fuck the players off massively that when they succeed it's all him but when things go bad it's squarely down to them.

Sounds right.