Howay

Shots on target seem to be as hard to come by as goals this season.

Well that was bilge, Man City, Everton and Chelsea up next it's looking pretty grim.

Aye three free headers and none of them were even put on target. Hopeless this side like.

Gouffran is completely fucking useless like, all the twat had to do was stay on his feet and keep Capoue wide but instead he slid in for no apparent reason and almost helped get them a goal. The fact players like him play for us regularly and have for a few seasons is why we are as wank as we are.

Aye I'm always skeptical of forwards that become defensive/central midfielders, it makes me inclined to believe they're fucking cloggers who weren't pacy/technical enough to play up top, Saivet has done nowt in the (albeit short) time he has played for us so far to look like he's any different.

Good header from the lad there like

Aye it does, Watford are fucking dreadful and we've gifted them 3 points.

Think we'd struggle against the Renford rejects at the minute

Perez's header, oh dear we are fucking shite.

Gouffrans header there, how does that bloke play professional football?? Good job we have Everton, City and Chelsea next eh lads.

:lol: 2 down and he brings fucking Gouffran on, just take the lads off the pitch and fuck off home Steve. A week left of the window, this better be a rocket up their arse to do something after they have wasted more than half the window 'chasing' two players they were always going to be priced out of.

We're going to lose to this wank Watford side 3 times this season, this one coming after a losing streak. It's a good job the club seem to be doing all they can to fix our useless defence and lack of goals.

Aye dreadful half of football, Aarons looks well off match fitness so it makes the decision to start him even more perplexing. The players also seem to be struggling as to what the fuck the formation is, Sissoko is all over the pitch and Wijnaldum keeps getting pulled wide left while Janmaat sprints back to RB constantly but Mbemba keeps being pulled central.

Aye that was the one that made me really start noticing.

I wish the referee would take some action against all these dives the Watford players keep doing, anytime they think they're losing the ball they just go down.

It's nice to see Aarons back in the team but I think it's a little harsh on Perez since he scored last game, he could be tired mind as he looked paggered towards the end of the West Ham match.

James Milner with a good finish, earned himself a bit of extra milk in his Yorkshire tea tonight!

See the Mackems are pulling out the old 'classy' phrase in relation to the abuse Harper got on Twitter following his move, a fair amount was from Sunderland fans too mind but they've been quickly written off as "mags pretending to be lads fans", they're also oblivious to the abuse they gave Colback when he moved to Newcastle. A particular cracker was this lad who clearly missed making any point whatsoever: "Interesting when you compare. We sign Danny Graham, a mag who belittled SAFC in a magazine article previously. Not only do we support him at first we are still applauding the fucker after scoring once in 40 odd games and wishing him well for the future" Graham signed for them so I'm not sure how that situation is similar to this Harper 'situation' they're all banging on about. Personally I'm chuffed for them, they sold their number 1 keeper and have replaced him with a 40 year old, call us unclassy or whatever made up parameter they want to measure the fan bases up with but that is a fucking horrific move.

Nah McClaren did a shite job with England, he inherited a good squad that had been ko'd of the World cup QF's on penalties in a close game and totally fucked up qualifying from a fairly straight forward group. The group was Andorra, Russa, Croatia, Israel, Macedonia and Estonia. We drew with Israel and Macedonia, lost to Russia once and Croatia twice. The Croatian side were canny but Capello's England destroyed a not drastically different Croatia twice in 2010 WC qualifying. Even if he had just beaten Macedonia we'd have been in man. Call England shite but they comfortably qualify regularly as despite them not being up to snuff at most Tournaments (for various reasons) they are better than most of the shite that is in qualification and should expect qualification to most tournaments (as Ewerk succinctly put it). I don't mind McClaren but he done a shite job for England and was rightly slated, saying that I do think international management is a totally different way of managing and it simply doesn't suit certain managers.

Good luck to the bloke, all them years under Allardyce might have set him up for lower league coaching.

It'll always be desperate until it's in our own hands (if it ever is) as long as we are depending on Swansea or others slipping up we are in the shit.

The Burundi version was harsher. Honestly had no idea about his background and it sounds like a rough one. He still has a worrying tendency to fall out with managers, saying that I'd definitely fall out with Tony Pulis if I was a footballer as the bloke is clearly an utter cunt and looks like he's more of a rugby bloke (definitely has all of Jeremy Clarkson's books as well).

Aye agree with this his strength and hold up play have led to goals, hope the lad can improve his finishing but as I said in the other thread he doesn't hide from the ball after missing a sitter which is a good sign.

I'd rather it be this way round rather than selling him and fuck up the replacements deal leaving us short.

There's a few on there tbh, there's one called 'a mag in peace' who said something along the lines of "in a few weeks your lot will be well clear of it" when talking about the relegation spots.