Howay

That has been my feeling on it like, same as last time with all the talk of De Boer etc then in walked ol' quiffy.

Why the fuck would he come to Newcastle? Unless they are paying him a fucking fortune but even then it's an odd move for him.

Responsible for making sure there was no lint build up in the tumble dryers iirc.

"Witty banter."

"Steve and I had a discussion and he convinced me that he still has a plan to get us fighting back higher up the table, I want to thank the fans for their patience while we underwent this decision and I look forward to getting behind Steve as he leads the club on to bigger and better things."

People like Adrian Chiles discussing football.

I genuinely hope that Ryder was next to the fence with the photographer (which I hope was cock-eyed Mala), I imagine him dressed head to toe in camo he bought from the surplus store hoping to get the 'exclusive' that Steve McClaren has OFFICIALLY left the training ground despite everyone else knowing that it was a fucking given because he leaves the training ground at some point every day.

The fact they keep banging on about Benitez makes me doubt their claim he is going to meet Charnley, he's probably off to put his feet up have a cup of Yorkshire tea then practice his Dutch accent. I just cannot think why Benitez would want to join NUFC? It is also so far out of the managers they have appointed in the past I wouldn't be surprised if Charnley and Ashley were unaware of who Benitez is.

Oh aye it definitely comes down to coaching, it's impossible that the North East suddenly has no one capable of becoming a Premier League player. We've got total morons as coaches, I can only imagine what the youth coaches are paid when you look at how underpaid the first team coaches are compared to other clubs, so you get what you pay for really.

I have to admit these fucking yokels are doing my head in now, seeing shite on facebook like "well all I know is that when I was 15, 365 days went by and suddenly I was able to make decisions at 16 amazing right?!?" That's one I've copy and pasted from there actually, how can they sit and think that? The law has to put a mark down somewhere, if the law said 15 was okay and he was doing this with a 14 year old lass I'm sure these idiots would say the same fucking thing. Pointing to other countries is fucking daft too, Japan's is 13 are they all fine with that too? The fact is he broke the law, as I've said before regardless of her being "only months away" the bloke is 29, I'd find it rank if he was trying to get fired into a 16 year old anyway. The law is put in place to protect kids that are in school from old predators, this is EXACTLY what this skinny little mope has done. I do not understand how this is still an ongoing discussion and I find it appalling from the mackems (and people from other parts I may add) that are trying to stick up for this utter creep. I have far less respect for these mackems (I understand it is not all, most definitely it is a minority) than I ever thought I could, he has been found guilty for fuck sake pack in defending him by trying to make out that the law is daft you are on about a 29 year old man with a kid picking a girl who hasn't took her GCSE's up from school in his Ferrari, I'd say preventing that sort of behavior is a good law.

I still think there is a good chance McClaren will be in the job next week aye. It's just crackers how this lot can keep getting into bother and not learn from it.

Aye it's well out of proportion, Large shorts, Kids large top. I used to always say similar but the howkings the youth team endures on a weekly basis make me doubt that thought, it seems Paul Dummett is the best the academy has had to offer in 5 years.

I think he's just pointing out you got it the wrong way round, saying 'until this season we've bought players who have at least played in the competition'. The fact is we just need a proper manager for once, not a fucking loser. We've had 3 out and out losers in a row now (I'm including Carver), Hughton was a fluke but they sacked him for a bloke who failed to figure out how to get a squad with players like Lallana out of League one, before that was the Kinnear decisions. They just need to bite the fucking bullet and pay a proper wage for a good, talented, manager, I saw McClaren is on 700k and Pardew used to be on 500k, both are clearly if not the lowest, among the lowest, in the league and their performances have matched that really with the exception of the 5th place finish.

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You not enjoy watching Jack Colback and Steven Taylor play with such pashhun?

How fucking shit is Anita btw, 8m for a bloke of very similar ability to a shitter like Colback no wonder Cabaye thought fuck this place after driving the team to 5th place.

The fact he got it for free ensured there was no decision on which coat to buy so it was a fantastic afternoon for Lee. Oh aye it's completely mental, hundreds of millions on the line and he's willing to put the decision in the hands of Lee Charnley, Bob Moncur and Alan Carr's dad? that's some crack team he has on the case. For a bloke that is quite well known for decisive and cut throat action he is surprisingly fine with complete inaction at one of his fairly substantial assets.

Seems utterly bizzare, if that is the case why not just get rid of him? "You're incapable and we're going to outsource one of your major functions but you will keep your job" utterly barmy.

Alan Pardew being a good manager, especially when he has his continental specs on. The alcoholics on soccer saturday. Michael Owen. Robbie Savage. Joey Barton being a new age intellectual. The 'united' thing for sure. Liverpool being relevant. We're all deluded and demand titles.

Aye, I'm more worried about the fact that it's of massive detriment to the team. I'm not bothered about Steve, he's going to get millions and all he has to do is wait about until he gets the sack and if he doesn't he carries on running a Championship level club.

I can imagine the next pictures to emerge will be Charnley in a Lonsdale cap boarding a flight to Benidorm, "Lee is under a lot of pressure and has decided to take a break, he has went to his favorite place in the world to relax and have some warm lagers by the pool. No word on any decision yet but Lee said he is preparing to make a decision."

You say that but he has Lee Charnley running the club.

Then pretend like absolutely nothing happened.

I'd like to think so but with Ashley I can't put it past him to have cheapened out in the scouting department.