Howay

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-wants-newcastle-united-11023280 The video on there is gold . He looks and sounds like he has just come home from the pub after a rough week at work but this is probably him dressing up a bit because he knows the camera is on.

To be fair ignoring that utter wank is the course of action everyone should take. What an unbearable prick he is, I have a mate that sends me his videos all the time no matter how many times I tell him I wont watch the fat prick "but he makes a good point" despite the fact everyone else has already made the same point without putting on a painfully forced accent and breathing like an asthmatic Bulldog.

And it has to be connect 4 each week because it's always Lee's final decision and he can never make his mind up, "it's ok Lee we can just play Connect 4 again".

Sambas on, Kite oot, smashing it right into the top corner.

I wonder what that board does now since Rafa is 'manager' and therefore decides on players etc, do they just sit about playing connect 4?

I believe it, I think the lucky thing for us is that IF we can start winning some games we should pull away from Norwich as although they look decent defensively they offer nowt attacking at the moment, that Bamford lad was the lone man up front today.

Fucking hell, why did none of them just have a shot? They looked like our lot there wanting 3 touches to set it perfectly. Norwich have been defending well in recent weeks...

Yup, Aguero has been utter shit today as well and everything just keeps breaking down when it comes to him. He'd have scored a hat-trick against us if we played them today.

Especially with 3 days prep rather than just the 1. All I expect is the team to look like they give a fuck and look more organized, if we get points that's a bonus and would definitely give the team a good boost. First game I've been excited for this season really.

Aye their pace on the counter gets them a lot of goals, the focus needs to be on limiting Mahrez. All the talk about Benitez seems to be he's excellent at setting his sides up which is why I now think we actually have a shot at picking up something from the match, with McClaren we'd have got opened up and it'd have been 3-0.

Why does Jesus Navas play by the way? Less end product than Gabriel Obertan.

Nah, they have that awful tendency of losing to the mackems as well.

Aye pretty arrogant bunch especially considering how fucking crap they were around a year ago themselves, still they're not wrong saying we are shite mind. They did struggle to beat Norwich, Norwich and drew with West Brom recently so although I still think it's too early for Rafa and we'll lose, there's definitely a chance for us to pick up points which I thought was impossible just last week.

Norwich holding on against Man City.

I can just see Sissoko giving a fuck now, the absolute fucking arsehole he is. . I'm actually excited for our next game even though it's against Leicester, despite the excitement I'm actually glad it's a Monday so that Rafa has the whole weekend with the team.

" It's like when you make a substitution in desperation and it comes off. You get all the credit for your tactical brilliance when it's often just luck.'" Aye that seemed to be the way Allardyce made a lot of his choices when he was at our club, I'll never forget watching him huff and puff down the stairs from his ridiculous seat in the stands with 2 tellys in front of him after the 4th Portsmouth goal flew in. We've had some right fucking sacks as managers in recent years eh.

on it like a cheap suit.

Thanks for the insights Jillc.

Probably not even the worst Chegwin related one.

:lol: Fucking hell man. Shameful google search to pull that one up eh Fist.

Aye decent bloke but poor manager, much more dignified leaving words than that utter prick Pardew. Glad we finally have a proper manager for the first time in yonks.

Aye has some cheek eh? They have 8-10 threads on our new manager, it's bound to get some attention from toon fans. I also don't find anything odd about my username, I guess it's spelled wrong to the paedo sympathizers. Oh aye I'm not a member over there, if I was I'd probably go by this same username and I'd be on as a Newcastle fan as I'm not a wum type but I've no interest in discussing anything with them same as I'm sure the bloke who posted that has no interest in discussing things with us.

Well similar skin colour, besides that though they look nowt alike.

Good on him getting them on the training pitch right away, just the attitude we needed.

I know CT is don't know how many others are.