Howay

We'll win man, Norwich deserve to lose because they couldn't kill even us off and they're inbred.

Get in Mitro lad

Horrific defending, how many times do we have to concede after our defenders show the attacker inside before they learn you're supposed to force them outside?

Tactically played it off the Norwich defender, get in Mitro

This team is so fucking shite man, no threat at all against Norwich.

Stevie T will secretly be loving this btw, if we go down he's basically a guaranteed starter for an Ashley owned team in the Championship.

Fully agree, he has panicked in recent windows and spent money but others have spent steadily over the last few seasons. The season we almost got relegated with Pardew should have seen him go out and get a new manager instead he saw it as an example of how Pardew could avoid the drop and we ended up heading for a relegation scrap with him again a season later. We've made scoring look really difficult while conceding at will for 3 seasons, it's honestly about time we went down as we've been a fucking joke for so long. Championship club with the current owner tbh.

Cisse :lol:

The sentence "Mbokani was a real handful for Newcastle to deal with in that first half" sums up how wank our defence is.

Aye absolutely, we're really dreadful. I've pretty much accepted we're down, it's been coming for 3 seasons pretty much and they've done very little to address it (particularly in regards to the management/coaching staff). We've been so bad today and the Sunderland match that I honestly can't see where we'd pick up points against better sides anyway.

Aye I don't think they helped matters since it give Norwich more time to plan and our lot got cold waiting. Full deserved by Norwich mind we're been fucking dreadful, no chance of stopping up if we lose.

Well that's that.

Aye between what we've seen against this lot and Sunderland I cant see us stopping up, two of the easiest games we had left (Villa match aside) and we've looked poor in both so I can't see how we're suddenly going to start performing against better sides.

What a save by Darlow, he's keeping us in the game the lad. I'm glad he's proving my worries about him wrong so far.

Anita is a complete fucking liability, first somehow unable to keep a ball in because he misread the speed it was rolling out and slowed down too much as he approached it and then leaves his man 8 yards clear in the box. He's fucking shite.

We're making them look like Barcelona, our lot can't touch the ball ffs and anytime a Norwich player receives the ball they're in 5 yard of space.

Aye I would, they can completely get fucked tbh. There was no reason for their behavior when we went down so I'm okay with not giving a fuck if they ended up in a right mess like Pompey.

Aye it will, I've not been impressed by the (albeit limited) times I've seen Darlow play so I think it dents any chance we had significantly especially as Elliott has been in good form.

I think the reason most give a fuck about staying up now is the prospect of Benitez being our manager, if we go down he's off and we'll end up with some old, washed up (or never was) British manager and repeat the process we've seen the last few year. If we stay up Benitez might actually stay (assuming Ashley doesn't piss him off) and we might actually see some good football / a cup run for the first time in years.

Odd lot, they were speaking as if we were completely written off anyway so why do they care about our keeper being hurt? Boring cunts.

So we are down to Darlow? Lowers the chance of us staying up even further ffs.

Milner named as captain for the game against Holland

In case anyone doubted otherwise good old Roy has made it clear: http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35908204 "I have to repeat Wayne is our captain and he has captained the team extremely well in the past two years. "He took us through a qualifying campaign where we had a complete success with 10 wins out out 10. It doesn't please me too much that it is suggested now that the moment he is injured and doesn't play he gets jettisoned in some way. He doesn't deserve that." Aye spot on Roy he doesn't deserve dropped, the two lads with 19 Premier League goals each deserve to wait behind him as he inevitably fails at another International tournament. He also makes it seem like Rooney was a major reason for England qualifying from that shit group, when really he scored a few penalties. I'm sure we'd have qualified fine with Kane or whoever else up front tbh.

Aye at least that way we will get to watch decent performances.