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We want to show potential buyers how great the fans are by hoying a load of inflatable things in the air on the 74th minute, not sure how them two things correlate tbh. Surely the league would have something to say if they all hoy a load of beach balls on the pitch at the 74th minute? Especially if it's a pre-planned thing like this.

Didn't Kolo Toure get clipped for using a 'fat burner' too at Liverpool? Funny that the pundits aren't bothering to remark on that similarity. I think football is in the dark ages a bit when it comes to acknowledging that there is PED use, I've even heard people say things like "well it's not like you need to be built like a bodybuilder to play footy is it?" as a shit argument for why it can't be happening they obviously get flustered when you bring up how rife it is in other aerobic sports like cycling. Agreed that the Origi claims seem suspect as well.

Couldn't read past the bit where there was this: "Newcastle expert Lee Ryder previews the match" and a video to click on that was just the knight Ryder's face . I went back on as I wanted to see his craic, "Why it has suddenly become this big deal in the minds of Newcastle fans that Villa hate them. We don’t, we don’t particularly think anything about them." He just spent a good amount of time on banners having a pop at 'them'. What a winnet that bloke is, I don't particularly care about Norwich and I'd never make a banner about them going down, that's what not particularly thinking anything about a team is. That's some get up he's dressed in on that pic of him awkwardly popping a squat on the banner in what looks like his living room.

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Aye it's utter nonsense, mental that people can be arsed spending that much time actually researching things to make their assumption seem plausible.

Oh aye I get you now. Aye sadly it was actually two peoples theory, one bloke was even researching Celtic myths and comparing them to Lyanna riding in on a white horse to try and link why Hodor would warg into a horse . He seemed to be basing his theory off the bloke playing the speaking Wyllis on the show having a scar on his head (which would mean he could speak properly after he was kicked in the head by a horse) I don't remember seeing a scar on the blokes head mind and don't care enough to check.

As in a Frey? Not sure mate I just saw that daft Hodor theory on reddit, I don't think it's true but it was a bit mad how much the bloke tried to force the link.

That's the bit, I always thought it was Lyanna. It's been ages since I read it mind so I could be off.

But will the theory about Wyllis being a warg and losing his mind after warging into Lyanna's horse so he could spend more time with her and staying as a horse for too long, meaning he is now Hodor and has horse brains (also see fear of Lightening and enjoyment of carrying Bran on his back) be shown to be true this season as well. I think that's the real issue in GoT's.

Aye these two are nowhere near Simpsons usefulness tbh. People got annoyed with Simpson because he regularly lost his man and our defence wasn't drilled and competent enough to deal with that threat (season we finished 5th aside as Colocinni was a revelation that year) but he was a good athlete and would cover the line when he did lose his man. If CT isn't sure what I'm on about regarding Simpson losing his man go and watch Martial's goal against Leicester from the weekend. Simpson was fine but he was average, these two are fucking shite. I can only think of it being a pay thing, we've probably given them a little less money and they can start talking to (and maybe even having trials with) other clubs now.

Aye I think that's coming this season as well. Be canny funny if everyone was wrong about Jon but tbh from where I was up to in the books (particularly the bit in the book where dragon tits goes into the house of the undying and sees someone that clearly matches a description of Lyanna playing a harp and a Targaryan holding a baby talking about Ice and Fire) and what has been on the tv show it all points to that theory being true.

I heard she is meant to actually be attractive in the books.

Aye the major theory is he's the son of Rhaegar Targaryen (Dragon tits' brother) and Lyanna Stark, so she's his Aunt. Being a family member never stopped the Targaryen's though.

I was wondering where he had been after playing so much the other season, Eriksen makes sense though.

Not if he comes over riding a dragon and fucks up the white walkers! I still think it's going to be John tbh, maybe he'll marry dragon tits?

He'd be our Drinkwater.

I think that's what he was on about, I'm just holding on to any hope that Tyrion will usurp her.

We're staying up, the mackems wont win another game and Colback will score a 25 yard raker against Spurs to give us a 1-0 win over them.

Is that what it is? Guess it makes sense they settled in an area where zombies come only once in a while, suppose it's like all the people living on top of Yellowstone. I think Ramsey will come for him tbh, although obviously intending to get the cockless wonder and Sansa. I heard Dragon tits goes mental in the books, I've only read up to the 3rd iirc so I didn't see any of that about her where I was. I'm still rooting for Tyrion to make everyone his bitch and have him be king by the end.

That's a help, Eric Dier did his best attempts at GBH in the closing minutes as well but I guess he's going to get off with it. Who would their likely midfield 3 be without Dembele and Alli? Dier-Mason-Bentaleb? No match for ginger Jack.

Aye quick look at Melisandre's nice ones, then she took her necklace off and we got a look at her old wrinkled ones.

I love that "Just you lot wait till it gets cold down there, then you'll be forrit". Makes you wonder how anyone ever settled in Winterfell or further North as they said it used to get cold all the time there if anytime it did suddenly a zombie army come hacking people to bits, think I'd just move to Dorne or something. If he does he best recruit zombie Mountain, might stand a shot if they get him. The South seems very blase to the whole thing, I know they've not heard loads but surely 1 or 2 letters screaming about zombies everywhere should be enough, they act like the blokes at the wall are always crying wolf about it and while they always say "well the zombies might come" now they're saying "We fucking told you the zombies would come!". Again I'd move to Dorne.

They are a right pack of bastards like, completely unprovoked.

He'll be heading to Castle Black I reckon as that was what he was babbling on about before his dad basically told him he's a mental cunt and he should pipe down. Can't control crazy though and Roose learned that in a similar way to Cercei after she gave that sparrow fella a load of power. How far away are the zombie lot now? It surely wont take them long to get there seeing as it's not like they need to stop to rest up. Maybe Ramsey will rock up just in time to save the day and we'll all have a new favorite character, before he does something completely mental again like cut off Davos' nob. I hope zombie John doesn't mess about with Thorne and that little Yorkshire kid, although I've got a feeling he's going to save them since he knows they need as many people as possible for the zombies.

Aye, this season would have been class if we were miles clear of this shite but sadly I can't even be happy Villa have went down.