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Cisse breaking down yet another fucking move, he is tragic.

Fucking hell, Cisse completely missing the ball then Colback blasting it over

Aye, we're normally a one half team so fingers crossed we pick it up 2nd half.

Matic one the stroke of halftime!!!

"That comes out of absolutely nowhere. The angle is incredible. 99 times out of 100 that does not land in the back of the net." From Pat Nevin on BBC, sounds like a typical fucking Sunderland goal...

Neither keeper has made a save tbh.

Aye I've been following it on BBC and they've been getting a fair amount of chances. Meanwhile our lot have been faffing about at the back passing triangles around people.

Fucking about with the ball far too much today.

Cisse is fucking useless like, almost fucked up a good break away due to his shit control and then totally whiffed a volley that he wasn't even under pressure on.

We're fucking about too much at the back so far, our defenders aren't good enough on the ball to be doing this.

Yeah I felt similar, I didn't like that every character was doing little quips like Tony Stark.

Did you like the last Avengers? Just trying to gauge whether to bother seeing Civil War or not, I didn't like the 2nd Avengers movie tbh.

They're fucking brutal!

Aye Janmaat can gan whistle tbh, put in a horrifically lazy display and then punched a wall, could have really fucking cost us if Anita hadn't stepped up in the role. Anita has worked hard and is deserving of his place, Janmaat has been really weak defensively all season so it's no competition to me who should start there.

We want to show potential buyers how great the fans are by hoying a load of inflatable things in the air on the 74th minute, not sure how them two things correlate tbh. Surely the league would have something to say if they all hoy a load of beach balls on the pitch at the 74th minute? Especially if it's a pre-planned thing like this.

Didn't Kolo Toure get clipped for using a 'fat burner' too at Liverpool? Funny that the pundits aren't bothering to remark on that similarity. I think football is in the dark ages a bit when it comes to acknowledging that there is PED use, I've even heard people say things like "well it's not like you need to be built like a bodybuilder to play footy is it?" as a shit argument for why it can't be happening they obviously get flustered when you bring up how rife it is in other aerobic sports like cycling. Agreed that the Origi claims seem suspect as well.

Couldn't read past the bit where there was this: "Newcastle expert Lee Ryder previews the match" and a video to click on that was just the knight Ryder's face . I went back on as I wanted to see his craic, "Why it has suddenly become this big deal in the minds of Newcastle fans that Villa hate them. We don’t, we don’t particularly think anything about them." He just spent a good amount of time on banners having a pop at 'them'. What a winnet that bloke is, I don't particularly care about Norwich and I'd never make a banner about them going down, that's what not particularly thinking anything about a team is. That's some get up he's dressed in on that pic of him awkwardly popping a squat on the banner in what looks like his living room.

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Aye it's utter nonsense, mental that people can be arsed spending that much time actually researching things to make their assumption seem plausible.

Oh aye I get you now. Aye sadly it was actually two peoples theory, one bloke was even researching Celtic myths and comparing them to Lyanna riding in on a white horse to try and link why Hodor would warg into a horse . He seemed to be basing his theory off the bloke playing the speaking Wyllis on the show having a scar on his head (which would mean he could speak properly after he was kicked in the head by a horse) I don't remember seeing a scar on the blokes head mind and don't care enough to check.

As in a Frey? Not sure mate I just saw that daft Hodor theory on reddit, I don't think it's true but it was a bit mad how much the bloke tried to force the link.

That's the bit, I always thought it was Lyanna. It's been ages since I read it mind so I could be off.

But will the theory about Wyllis being a warg and losing his mind after warging into Lyanna's horse so he could spend more time with her and staying as a horse for too long, meaning he is now Hodor and has horse brains (also see fear of Lightening and enjoyment of carrying Bran on his back) be shown to be true this season as well. I think that's the real issue in GoT's.

Aye these two are nowhere near Simpsons usefulness tbh. People got annoyed with Simpson because he regularly lost his man and our defence wasn't drilled and competent enough to deal with that threat (season we finished 5th aside as Colocinni was a revelation that year) but he was a good athlete and would cover the line when he did lose his man. If CT isn't sure what I'm on about regarding Simpson losing his man go and watch Martial's goal against Leicester from the weekend. Simpson was fine but he was average, these two are fucking shite. I can only think of it being a pay thing, we've probably given them a little less money and they can start talking to (and maybe even having trials with) other clubs now.