Howay

He's just some fat mackem that runs some shite "NE BANTER GROUP" type thing on facebook, he posted a simply appalling video of him and his mates in their disheveled kitchen singing an embarrassingly shit chant that they had made up "oohhh ahhh fuck the mags" they kept forgetting the words and changing them. The worst part was he actually posted the video himself, it wasn't like someone found it and went this is a crease and put it up for a laugh. I think this is our new best mate btw: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/burton-albion-v-newcastle.1227847/ Don't get the obsession with Burton.

I think the old computer at the Pennywell Community Library has a fair few users, might be hard for Ant to pin down which cheesy chip guzzling freak this bloke is. In all honesty it's just another sweaty fat mackem, look at that Weldy tosser to see how shameless they are.

I think them two 'Banter bros' or whatever they were that plagued this forum for an afternoon a few months back were funnier than this bloke.

No chance of them finishing mid-table. Especially with Defoe being 1 year older, they got lucky he never had an injury this season really. I can see them sacking the fat cunt aye, they seem to buzz off him even though he is completely at fault for where they are.

They went acka like this last time we went down, in the season we spent getting promoted they fought relegation again. We then finished above them our first season back, while they battled relegation, we finished 5th, while they battled relegation, both teams then fought relegation for the seasons since. Okay we've probably went down but I feel comfortable assuming they will spend next season pretty much exactly how they've spend this season, only they'll be scrapping Boro who probably wont gift them the points we have in recent years.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo he got you with that one Tom, this bloke has some sensational comebacks.

So this bloke thought one account for his shit craic wasn't enough? Does he genuinely think repeatedly banging on about how we might be playing Burton Albion next season bothers anyone? We get it you lot probably get to go to Turf Moor next year and we have to go to Burton, it's going to make a big difference...

What utter shit craic.

You clearly don't understand football then. If we manage to hang on to him you'll get a chance to see how good he is.

If that does happen you can enjoy this battle all over again next season.

I think it will be tbh, Burnley managed to come straight back up. I'll be 100% confident if we keep Rafa that we'll be promoted first season, if he did leave it depends a little on who replaced him but anyone in anyway decent would have me fairly confident we'd be up 1st time.

I just hope we somehow manage to hang onto Benitez, if that doesn't happen I genuinely don't give a fuck about who stays or goes because I've no real attachment to any players and it would kill much interest I had as we'd start the shit manager roulette all over again. If he does stay I'm desperate to see the back of Sissoko and Colocinni, I genuinely dislike both of those players which is an extremely rare feeling for me to have towards a Newcastle player but honestly their attitudes have absolutely fucking stunk the last few years. Janmaat and Wijnaldum can fuck off as well, I don't dislike them but they seem to only really try when it suits them and Daryl's whole punching the wall episode was pathetic. The only players I really care at all about holding on to are: Mbemba, Townsend, Mitro, Perez (although I think he'll be sold), and maybe Lascelles if he can continue his improvement (season in the Championship will do him good). Although most the squad are comfortably good enough to do well in the Championship I don't really give a fuck about them.

Aye he's spot on if you ignore the fact Rafa has had about 8 games to save a team and Allardyce had about 30. Fucking nugget

Aye it's tough, especially to that lot of cunts. The only real silver lining is you can put your house on the fact they will be scrapping relegation again next season but at the moment it's not much of one. Just hoping Benitez decides to stay.

It's great to know that our players are completely incapable of getting the job done against a side who have lost 11 on the trot and are getting booed by their own fans, if there was any hesitation of disliking this group of players it quickly evaporated with that.

"GET INNNNN......just punched the light out in the kitchen !!!!! The joys of supporting Sunderland, I love this club. Ha way the lads." From BBC texts Fucking hell, they'll be doing this all again next season so it's not loads to get excited about.

The only silver lining out of this is that even though the mackems survive they're blatantly stuck with that absolute tosser.

We never get pens given for holding, that bloke wasn't just tugging on Mitro's shirt (like we've had given against us) but he had both arms wrapped around him ffs.

So Boro v Mackems is the big NE derby next season, clash of the Paedos.

Here comes De Jong lads! Get ready to watch the inevitable complete sitter get missed.

Aye I just heard that, we can't even score against them let alone beat them. What a fucking shower. I really hope we never have to see Moussa Sissoko and Papiss Cisse play ever again after this season.

Aye that's it like, if the Mackems can beat Chelsea I can see them getting a win out of their remaining two at the very least. Our lot couldn't even beat a team that has lost the last 10 in a row (at least) and has absolutely nothing at all to play for as they're already down and bottom.

True. This is tragic this, I really wish I hadn't bothered.

How many seasons have we failed to get a win from the worst team in the league? It seems fairly regular for us, it could just be because Derby was so glaring but to not manage a win in two games against a side as fucking shite as Villa is utterly tragic