Howay

Eder's first goal in a competitive match for Portugal ffs, what a shite tournament this has been.

Aye he did the square root of fuck all tbh, as I say he's shit technically.

It's fantastic, hopefully Dortmund are watching. I will say though despite charging about and trying his end product is fucking horrific, still smashing it directly at the keeper anytime he shoots and botching crosses.

Aye the praise he gets is staggering, the mackems had a thread about him the other week and when a lad criticized him for having shit technical ability a load jumped on him saying that's just utter shite but he genuinely does lack technical ability, he struggles to do simple things with the ball and mostly just charges in straight lines before shooting or crossing with dreadful technique. If he doesn't try hard in a game he has no impact because his game relies entirely on his athleticism, not the worst thing in the world of course. I find it staggering that he's in the final, the commentator just called him the star man so far, hopefully club scouts are as caught up in him as Ian Darke seems to be.

Howay Sissoko, hope the cunt has an absolute stormer today so some sucker spunks 25m on him.

Shitting it in case he decides to eliminate any risk of that suspended sentence becoming actual jail time by leaving the country eh, to be fair with Guardiola having unlimited money at Man City it's a warranted fear.... Could he do it on a windswept, plastic tesco bag filled Tuesday night in the Stadium of Light with Catts kicking him up a height though?

I figured as much, cheers Andrew! I agree with OTF, I think I'd rather Cabella out the two of them just think he needed longer to settle in than he had.

I see Thauvin is with the squad for pre-season training in Ireland, I wonder if Rafa can get anything out of him. So what has happened to Cabella? I remember hearing something about him having an agreed fee to move so I assume that has happened but haven't heard owt about it.

Chuffed about Hayden he looked a decent young CB in the 2nd half of the season for Hull, surprised we got him on a permanent deal.

Now they'll hate MUFC until that lad that mentions he quite likes them and dislikes us in that thread goes on SMB and they'll have a love in with him, desperate for attention. I suppose this is a big step for them being semi relevant, even if it is for being 'the shit that won't flush from the PL'

ALS fanzine? Are they massive fans of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis?

At least he had the respect of the people of Sunderland for a couple of days.

I know basically nowt about this lad tbh, hopefully he can defend which is something Janmaat was pretty poor at. Janmaat is talented going forward but is another one that is frustrating because he stopped bothering, he would suit a stronger team that doesn't have to defend as much as we did in the PL.

They called him worse than shite for years, I'm assuming they all think he's fucking brilliant now the fucking simpletons.

Coward!!

If they get insomnia they can't look down on us signing Ritchie ffs Oh aye and in the meantime Boro have signed Viktor Fischer from Ajax and are close to signing Victor Valdes I'm canny tempted to put a bet on that we'll be passing the mackems on their way down next May. Edit: After talking about it I decided to pop on and have a look, just 5 threads about us on the 1st page this one being the pick of the bunch: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-scum-playing-in-johnsons-paint.1248644/ he attempted having a pop at us because we'll be playing in the EFL trophy (johnstone paint trophy), thinking it was because of our Championship status but the thick twat neglected the fact it's actually League one and below and it's actually our academy that is set to play in it due to category one status oh aye and their academy is in it as well! I had no idea tbh so thanks for keeping more updated on all things NUFC than NUFC fans...

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Is it PSV that are MLF's or Feyenoord? Hard to keep track as there are so many MLF's

He stayed because he was on 60k a week and had just had an absolute nightmare of a season rather than out of any loyalty like he's trying to make out there. Thank fuck this complete nobber has finally been fucked off.

He did aye but still dropped down, Ritchie definitely proves my point though he had West Ham bidding so could have easily got a move to another PL club.

Surprised it took them that long to bite, I'm 100% correct when talking about being the biggest draw in the Championship though only a total divvie would think otherwise. I do know a lot of players would pick Prem football regardless (as Townsend has shown) but we have already shown we can attract players down a division with Ritchie and Gayle both dropping, they can say it's for money or whatever but the fact is it has happened. The mackems can keep saying deluded but tbh it's hardly us saying we will do a Leicester as a certain other fan base have threads about...

Aye I mean it was to be expected really, the first proper side Iceland have come up against tbh, Portgal and England are fucking embarrassments.

Really hope Iceland win now. I hope it's Sissoko's fault in all.

Or turn them down.

I've not seen much of Gayle at all tbh and the reaction on here was quite muted. I'm glad we have bought a striker that offers a different threat to Mitro but I'm definitely happier with bringing Ritchie in, a player they all saw as being a very good PL level player 2 days ago