Howay

If they appoint Moyes he'll be the best manager they've had in fucking yonks. Not that it matters, they are perma-shit.

I didn't even know we were playing the pathetic cunts, keeping track of our pre- season is another level of obsession.

Can't cure cowardice I'm afraid essembee.

He says he give it his all, that's basically the absolute maximum of his capabilities and he contributed next to nowt for all his huff and puff. I've seen nowt during his time at NUFC to say he's worth more than £10m, not that I'd accept that for him due to the market being canny mental and people actually thinking he's talented.

That could work then. I'm not too fussed on losing Winny tbh, I think he'll do well at Liverpool as he'll be noticed less when he's not pulling his weight. He was a waste of a shirt for every away game and a fair amount of home ones for us, talented lad but I don't see how he would have improved at us unless we suddenly had a team of people willing to do all the work for him and retained the ball really well.

Is Chalobah the lad that was pretty highly rated at Chelsea? He seems to have just been permanently on loan at championship sides.

Flanagan is ok but we've just bought another RB which is his usual position isn't it? Unless he can play left back. Leiva would look very good in the championship but aye I can't see him wanting to drop unless he really likes Rafa (can't remember when Leiva joined Liverpool).

"Getting the Kite sorted out lads"

Aye true enough, mind I'm fairly sure even they would have beaten that utter tosh Sacremento Republic or whatever the fuck it was we laboured against last year.

Ewerk can gan whistle, this proves beyond doubt that we're about to cruise the championship. *This post was for all the mackems inevitably reading this thread and getting their knickers in a twist.

Aye pre season means fuck all really but it is nicer for the lads to get big wins than last years utter fucking shambles. I'm more impressed by the youth team, I thought they were completely incapable of winning games.

This attempt at wumming was about as subtle as a head butt to the nose. You're irrelevant in your own city man, enjoy the cuffings we give your rabble this season.

Too busy watching t'rugbeh, fucking huckles.

Aye Jagielka was better than him last season imo. Everton will be laughing with 54m for him, with Koeman rumoured to be in for Koulibaly and Witsel they'll be in a much better position if they manage to pull that off than keeping Stones. Is there any rumours about Janmaat leaving? Only about 3 weeks until we kick off the season and there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of speculation about him, Essembee must be fuming.

Imagine the reception he'll get from the Dortmund fans a few games in when they all realize he's a total fucking shitter and they've went from Mkhitaryan to him and actually paid more for Sissoko than they received for Mkhitaryan.

He's shit lads.

£53m for Stones FFS! He's fucking pony man, I've seen nothing that makes me think he's anywhere near that tier of player. Barca got Umtiti for 21m and he's far better.

So it's likely to be Allardyce and Neville? Fucking hell man, that's the last of me bothering with England for a while. What the fuck is the point in that? Neville has been a part in all of Hodgson's utter failure of a tenure as well as going out on his own to a pretty strong Valencia team and struggling to get any wins (he might have got 1 or 2 but his record was fucking pathetic). It's not even worth discussing how shit Allardyce is as a manager, it's a miracle he's still in the PL let alone on the verge of being England manager.

Honestly at the point where I'm sick of people going on about him, the BBC gossip section had 3 stories on him ffs. A bloke that has done absolutely fuck all in his career other than put in what is best described as a workmanlike performance in the European Championship final. In all honestly the bloke's shite, that final showed about the maximum level of his ability and he contributed what? a few spooned crosses, a completely mis-hit shot and a tame shot on target. As Gingerquiff said on the last page his technical ability is severely lacking, he's a head down runner that only beats people by bowling them over (when he can be arsed), people can point and say "well at a bigger side he'd try more" seems a hell of a risk to take on a 35m signing. He's about to turn 27 as well so he's no longer young, this is basically the max of his ability as a player and he has put in what? 20 good performances in the PL? I think that's being really fair as well. He's useless when he is given time to do something on the ball (see all of the one on ones he has fucked up for us) which is hardly a trait of a talented player. I've no doubt he could have been a top drawer player if he had grafted hard and trained extra to hone his technique and get used to having time to think on the ball and make correct decisions, instead he spent his time day dreaming about a move to a top side and he's a 27 year old that is one of the worst performers at a Championship club screaming on about how he deserves to be playing in the Champions League . One of the stories was from a French newspaper saying "If Mourinho misses out on Pogba he will turn his attention to 35m rated Sissoko" :lol: That's like saying "ahh well we missed out on Ronaldo let's go and get that Matty Phillips lad". I'm genuinely intrigued how he has managed to get this high reputation, it's astonishing really.

I'm not sure what that agent statement is meant to do. We all think he's a cunt and personally I don't care if he leaves or is forced to see out his contract playing for NUFC U-21's, so having his agent whinge like a fucking baby acting like the bloke is some hard working loyal player despite the fact he's the opposite on both counts isn't going to help anything.

Aye the fact that a bloke who has spent his entire career scrapping relegation could be England manager is laughable.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastles-tottenham-transfer-target-georginio-8390263 I hope we tell Spurs to do their rip, they refused to budge when we wanted Townsend so if they are after Wijnaldum I hope we stick to that fee. Our players are really fucking overrated mind, Wijnaldum was nigh on anonymous after mid November.

Aye that would have been a big fuck you to him even if it would mean we'd have to watch the miserable shit mope about. Congrats on the big win Renton! Now we all get to see Ronaldo hoist the trophy and you can almost hear all the Ronaldo fan boys beginning to yell about how Ronaldo has shown he's way better than Messi by winning this, despite no one else giving a fuck about who is 'better'.

Aye to be fair the whole tournament has been pretty dreadful, this shit final with a team that finished 3rd in their group and has barely won a game from open play all tournament winning it just tops it off

It would have been quite nice for it to have went to pens mind, with Sissoko missing the crucial one costing France the game.