Howay

He's shit lads.

£53m for Stones FFS! He's fucking pony man, I've seen nothing that makes me think he's anywhere near that tier of player. Barca got Umtiti for 21m and he's far better.

So it's likely to be Allardyce and Neville? Fucking hell man, that's the last of me bothering with England for a while. What the fuck is the point in that? Neville has been a part in all of Hodgson's utter failure of a tenure as well as going out on his own to a pretty strong Valencia team and struggling to get any wins (he might have got 1 or 2 but his record was fucking pathetic). It's not even worth discussing how shit Allardyce is as a manager, it's a miracle he's still in the PL let alone on the verge of being England manager.

Honestly at the point where I'm sick of people going on about him, the BBC gossip section had 3 stories on him ffs. A bloke that has done absolutely fuck all in his career other than put in what is best described as a workmanlike performance in the European Championship final. In all honestly the bloke's shite, that final showed about the maximum level of his ability and he contributed what? a few spooned crosses, a completely mis-hit shot and a tame shot on target. As Gingerquiff said on the last page his technical ability is severely lacking, he's a head down runner that only beats people by bowling them over (when he can be arsed), people can point and say "well at a bigger side he'd try more" seems a hell of a risk to take on a 35m signing. He's about to turn 27 as well so he's no longer young, this is basically the max of his ability as a player and he has put in what? 20 good performances in the PL? I think that's being really fair as well. He's useless when he is given time to do something on the ball (see all of the one on ones he has fucked up for us) which is hardly a trait of a talented player. I've no doubt he could have been a top drawer player if he had grafted hard and trained extra to hone his technique and get used to having time to think on the ball and make correct decisions, instead he spent his time day dreaming about a move to a top side and he's a 27 year old that is one of the worst performers at a Championship club screaming on about how he deserves to be playing in the Champions League . One of the stories was from a French newspaper saying "If Mourinho misses out on Pogba he will turn his attention to 35m rated Sissoko" :lol: That's like saying "ahh well we missed out on Ronaldo let's go and get that Matty Phillips lad". I'm genuinely intrigued how he has managed to get this high reputation, it's astonishing really.

I'm not sure what that agent statement is meant to do. We all think he's a cunt and personally I don't care if he leaves or is forced to see out his contract playing for NUFC U-21's, so having his agent whinge like a fucking baby acting like the bloke is some hard working loyal player despite the fact he's the opposite on both counts isn't going to help anything.

Aye the fact that a bloke who has spent his entire career scrapping relegation could be England manager is laughable.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastles-tottenham-transfer-target-georginio-8390263 I hope we tell Spurs to do their rip, they refused to budge when we wanted Townsend so if they are after Wijnaldum I hope we stick to that fee. Our players are really fucking overrated mind, Wijnaldum was nigh on anonymous after mid November.

Aye that would have been a big fuck you to him even if it would mean we'd have to watch the miserable shit mope about. Congrats on the big win Renton! Now we all get to see Ronaldo hoist the trophy and you can almost hear all the Ronaldo fan boys beginning to yell about how Ronaldo has shown he's way better than Messi by winning this, despite no one else giving a fuck about who is 'better'.

Aye to be fair the whole tournament has been pretty dreadful, this shit final with a team that finished 3rd in their group and has barely won a game from open play all tournament winning it just tops it off

It would have been quite nice for it to have went to pens mind, with Sissoko missing the crucial one costing France the game.

Eder's first goal in a competitive match for Portugal ffs, what a shite tournament this has been.

Aye he did the square root of fuck all tbh, as I say he's shit technically.

It's fantastic, hopefully Dortmund are watching. I will say though despite charging about and trying his end product is fucking horrific, still smashing it directly at the keeper anytime he shoots and botching crosses.

Aye the praise he gets is staggering, the mackems had a thread about him the other week and when a lad criticized him for having shit technical ability a load jumped on him saying that's just utter shite but he genuinely does lack technical ability, he struggles to do simple things with the ball and mostly just charges in straight lines before shooting or crossing with dreadful technique. If he doesn't try hard in a game he has no impact because his game relies entirely on his athleticism, not the worst thing in the world of course. I find it staggering that he's in the final, the commentator just called him the star man so far, hopefully club scouts are as caught up in him as Ian Darke seems to be.

Howay Sissoko, hope the cunt has an absolute stormer today so some sucker spunks 25m on him.

Shitting it in case he decides to eliminate any risk of that suspended sentence becoming actual jail time by leaving the country eh, to be fair with Guardiola having unlimited money at Man City it's a warranted fear.... Could he do it on a windswept, plastic tesco bag filled Tuesday night in the Stadium of Light with Catts kicking him up a height though?

I figured as much, cheers Andrew! I agree with OTF, I think I'd rather Cabella out the two of them just think he needed longer to settle in than he had.

I see Thauvin is with the squad for pre-season training in Ireland, I wonder if Rafa can get anything out of him. So what has happened to Cabella? I remember hearing something about him having an agreed fee to move so I assume that has happened but haven't heard owt about it.

Chuffed about Hayden he looked a decent young CB in the 2nd half of the season for Hull, surprised we got him on a permanent deal.

Now they'll hate MUFC until that lad that mentions he quite likes them and dislikes us in that thread goes on SMB and they'll have a love in with him, desperate for attention. I suppose this is a big step for them being semi relevant, even if it is for being 'the shit that won't flush from the PL'

ALS fanzine? Are they massive fans of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis?

At least he had the respect of the people of Sunderland for a couple of days.

I know basically nowt about this lad tbh, hopefully he can defend which is something Janmaat was pretty poor at. Janmaat is talented going forward but is another one that is frustrating because he stopped bothering, he would suit a stronger team that doesn't have to defend as much as we did in the PL.

They called him worse than shite for years, I'm assuming they all think he's fucking brilliant now the fucking simpletons.

Coward!!