Howay

I wish, I understand you hate Krul but he is better then Elliott. I don't think Krul is a particularly great keeper I also don't think he progressed like most hoped/thought he would but he's still better then Elliott and is a decent PL keeper. I'd happily take on upgrade on Krul but none of the other 3 we have are better.

I'm still not sold on Darlow tbh, he's a bit of a flapper and punches pretty much anything struck at him. Krul is our best keeper imo but he has looked weaker in the last couple of seasons, he also played behind probably the weakest defences in his career over the same period mind. Elliott did well during his run of games so I'd agree that he's probably 2nd best. Sels has looked fairly dodgy in the games I've seen him in, he of course hasn't had many but the quicker we can get Krul or Elliott back in nets the better.

I hope he stays tbh, the fan base deserves him.

He's another target man type right? I hope there's substance in these rumors rather then the papers clicking on that we need a big man.

This, he's a good striker just didn't fit into Liverpools system. He'll suit Pardew's long ball tactics.

"Nah mate ahh divvint need the helmet man, could yi gan in the offie if wuh give yi a tennah to get wuh some white lighting?" before he puts his Burberry cap on and burns off.

He's the sort of striker we need like, decent enough record even if it is in Holland.

It was good to have that Periscope on if for nowt else but to actually understand sort of what was going on, that Mick Lowes is a total fucking moron, he regularly takes 4 minutes or so to blab on about something while the game is on going. He also was pretty unclear who had gotten the penalty second half in all (for the 2nd match in a row).

The whole team doesn't look match fit off the 3 games so far Our defence is worryingly shit mind, that lad cut through the defence like nothing before Clarke stupidly flew in.

We need defenders like. Why did we buy Gamez? If he doesn't want to play Janmaat then why not give Gamez a go?

The Periscope ended for me, was canny seeing the goal mind since it was at the end the lad was sitting at

Cracking cheers Scoobos!

Are you listening online? If so could you pop the link up?

Aye fully agree. We have had an awful lot of misses, the youth squad point you bring up is a real fear tbh Paul Dummett is all we've had since Carroll.

I suppose it's not Anita's fault he got bought by us, I get the point though but I think Sissoko gets jip because he can be an effective player when he tries plus he's been touting himself about in the press for 2 year which is canny insulting. Anita tries it's just the bloke is utterly fucking shit, he arguably doesn't suit the pace etc of the English league. We've got a list of fucking cloggers who we shouldn't have tbh, Anita, Colback, Gouffran, Riviere, Dummett etc, it's hard to really have dislike for them because they do try but keep getting selected despite being shit.

Suppose they could still exercise, better than McClaren sending them home or giving them 3-4 days off a week.

Skateboarding, how are that bunch of stoners going to pass any drug tests?

Aye a player like him would work well imo, an experienced forward who has plenty of goals to his name. We've got a side that has low confidence so a bit of experience in front of goal would help out, all we have is a 19 year old, a 21 year old, a 24 year old and a 26 year old who hasn't played much (as well as another one who has probably forgotten what a footy pitch looks like.

Years of Pardew stealing your lunch would cripple anyone mentally.

Aye he's shit tbh. Wait scoobos you're not sure if Dummett is shit because you've not noticed enough of him but you're happy to say Riviere is a waste despite him having about 10 starts in 2 years? I agree that the bloke probably is shit but we've got way more evidence of Paul Dummett's failures.

Volleyball and water polo, the beach version of volleyball can stay for the arse. It's probably because the Americans are good at both but it's on every single fucking day, how are they not over yet? there's 6 person teams, 4 person, 2 person, beach, indoor, can they not just have 1 version and be done with it ffs. Water Polo is a fucking joke and can whistle as well. Handball can fuck off to piss off the Germans in all. Wait a sec Wykikitoon, you get riled up by drug cheats and want to see powerlifing?

Need a Marlon Harewood.

Nah it's okay, I've actually had it all explained to me as my lasses brother is into comic books I was just riling you up. From what he said the comic books did a way better job of it the movie was just utter dross, trying to create an emotional tie with a character about 3 minutes after being introduced to him was an example of this. They've just tried to make this whole thing a way bigger project than it ever could hope to be, I can't even imagine how much of a shit show this infinity war thing is going to be even at 3 hours long each character will have about 30 seconds of dialogue at this rate.

Seriously? So they made a movie whereby the audience was meant to be in complete indifference as to who come out on top, in fact you're spot on there was even a bit where Scarlett Johannson and Jeremy Renner packed in scrapping to discuss whether they were still friends . So you were meant to be in indifference until they showed off the big nasty bad guy who was in fact a regular bloke who outsmarted 'the smartest people on the planet' by exposing what a bunch of bellends they were for murdering innocent people by... well.... murdering a ton of innocent people. Utter Utter heap of shite.

By the way there was one bit I enjoyed, it's where Chris Evans mate is getting battered by Black Panther and starts legging it, it looked utterly fucking shite when they started running. The little laugh I got from how fucking ridiculous it looked when they were running was the highlight of the film. The other 15 hours of it were them discussing things that even they looked bored talking about.