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Suppose they could still exercise, better than McClaren sending them home or giving them 3-4 days off a week.

Skateboarding, how are that bunch of stoners going to pass any drug tests?

Aye a player like him would work well imo, an experienced forward who has plenty of goals to his name. We've got a side that has low confidence so a bit of experience in front of goal would help out, all we have is a 19 year old, a 21 year old, a 24 year old and a 26 year old who hasn't played much (as well as another one who has probably forgotten what a footy pitch looks like.

Years of Pardew stealing your lunch would cripple anyone mentally.

Aye he's shit tbh. Wait scoobos you're not sure if Dummett is shit because you've not noticed enough of him but you're happy to say Riviere is a waste despite him having about 10 starts in 2 years? I agree that the bloke probably is shit but we've got way more evidence of Paul Dummett's failures.

Volleyball and water polo, the beach version of volleyball can stay for the arse. It's probably because the Americans are good at both but it's on every single fucking day, how are they not over yet? there's 6 person teams, 4 person, 2 person, beach, indoor, can they not just have 1 version and be done with it ffs. Water Polo is a fucking joke and can whistle as well. Handball can fuck off to piss off the Germans in all. Wait a sec Wykikitoon, you get riled up by drug cheats and want to see powerlifing?

Need a Marlon Harewood.

Nah it's okay, I've actually had it all explained to me as my lasses brother is into comic books I was just riling you up. From what he said the comic books did a way better job of it the movie was just utter dross, trying to create an emotional tie with a character about 3 minutes after being introduced to him was an example of this. They've just tried to make this whole thing a way bigger project than it ever could hope to be, I can't even imagine how much of a shit show this infinity war thing is going to be even at 3 hours long each character will have about 30 seconds of dialogue at this rate.

Seriously? So they made a movie whereby the audience was meant to be in complete indifference as to who come out on top, in fact you're spot on there was even a bit where Scarlett Johannson and Jeremy Renner packed in scrapping to discuss whether they were still friends . So you were meant to be in indifference until they showed off the big nasty bad guy who was in fact a regular bloke who outsmarted 'the smartest people on the planet' by exposing what a bunch of bellends they were for murdering innocent people by... well.... murdering a ton of innocent people. Utter Utter heap of shite.

By the way there was one bit I enjoyed, it's where Chris Evans mate is getting battered by Black Panther and starts legging it, it looked utterly fucking shite when they started running. The little laugh I got from how fucking ridiculous it looked when they were running was the highlight of the film. The other 15 hours of it were them discussing things that even they looked bored talking about.

Aye I'd been put off by the last few super hero movies I'd seen and not enjoyed but as you say I'd seen reviews that said this one was good. There was just nowt interesting about it, even the fights were fucking shite, no peril at all as they all just felt invincible and I've no idea who I was supposed to be rooting for for the most part (I sided with Iron Man because I just cannot stand that Chris Evans). They must be laughing pumping out utter dross like this and making fortunes off the back of it.

Fucking class. I'm chuffed he beat Gatlin mind as I've always had very little time for that bloke. The mental thing about Bolt is it really is a question of whether or not he is going to be in form as he has multiple races under his rivals PB's (I think it's only really Blake who is fairly close with a 9.6ish pb), he's unstoppable really as he's 6'5" with the same leg turnover as his 5'10" rivals which is absurd the only way they can hope to get him is to get an incredible start but even then his closing speed is ridiculous as evidenced last night. Feel bad for the British lad Ujah mind as he ran the same 10.01 as the other lad in his semi final must have just been a few thousandths of a second behind so missed out on a final place.

Finally gave Captain America: Civil war a go, heap of shite. At least I know not to bother with any of these until the next Guardians of the Galaxy. There's so many of them now and they keep bringing up stuff that happened in films I've either long forgotten about or don't care enough to watch, it's getting to be a commitment to follow the conversations of a daft action movie. Speaking of their conversations there were fucking millions of them, Downey Jr being all moody and boring, Chris Evans still pretending to be an actor, a bunch of heroes no one gives a rip about, and Paul Rudd trying his best to entertain people. There's a bloke in it no one apart from the ropey Olsen sister can even harm, he spends most of his time floating about but it always fucks me off when there's just a bloke that is just so far ahead of everyone else which is exactly why I don't bother at all with Superman. Oh aye and possibly the worst bad guy I've ever seen in a superhero movie, a suitably dog shit ending to top it all off.

Aye, honestly if Riviere is nowt else but a target for Gayle or Perez to play off then he'd be doing a job for us. He was half decent in Ligue 1 wasn't he? surely he could fare ok against some of these League one standard defenders ffs, again if not how the fuck did we end up buying him. Dummett is an odd one, reminds me of Edgar and Huntington in a lot of ways in that you watch thinking he'd do fine a level down but then when they do drop a level they look out of their depth there in all. Again I've had my fill of watching him play for NUFC and he can gan whistle, we always seem to have at least one player that is utterly fucking depressing but at the moment we seem to have a ton of them.

SDJ :lol: I honestly completely forget that fucking bloke, what a shambles he is man. Been out with a collapsed lung twice , they should just make him do chores around training so at least we get something for all the money spent on him. The sad part is he is a canny passer of the ball and would probably fill the need we have in central midfield which we currently have Jonjo walking about in. Saivet was an utter joke of a signing, we bought one of the only players we could have that didn't improve on a CM of Colback and Anita. I said at the time that I always worry about forwards that become defensive midfielders, no idea why the fuck we bought him as we'd already made that mistake with Alan Smith. I'm still confused how we even signed him as it was pretty unanimous that people thought he was probably shit, astounding that people get paid money to scout players yet we end up with ones that even the fans don't rate and ends up being shit. What on earth is going on with Tiote? is he being a Sissoko or just unfit? He always seems to at least graft even though he clearly wants away which is more than can be said of Moussa however yet another defensive midfielder isn't really what we need right now even if he is probably the best one on the books.

I keep saying he must surely be ok at this level, I was wrong on our Paul but we may as well give it a go.

Saivet was an inspired signing. Iirc McClaren was all over taking credit for that one.

Forestieri is far too much like Perez and Gayle for me and probably not as good (as Perez especially). As DK says if we are looking for a striker it needs to be a Mitro big man type, there's a lad at Derby that would be canny imo or they could give Riviere one final shot but the fact is at the moment we lack a focal point and a lot of decent crosses are going to waste. Fully agree with DK on Anita and Dummett, we can't be wasting time playing them. Anita can do a job at right back but we have Janmaat and Gamez. I thought Dummett would look serviceable at this level but unfortunately he's proving to be shit in this division as well, this needs sorted asap if Clark isn't good enough to replace him (I know he's a CB but I know he played lb a fair bit for Villa) then that was a waste of a signing. I'd like to see us sign a left back, a central midfielder (we need someone that can consistently move the ball well), and a Mitro type striker at a minimum. I'd like to see a CB in all (which I know won't happen due to spunking 10m there) as Lascelles worries me, the lad looks like he's playing in roller skates. I'd also like to see us go to a 4-4-2 or something as iirc most the teams promoted in the last few year have played that formation, we are too deep with two deep CM's and we are already seeing a disconnect between them and the attack. I went for 3-0, I only really think this if Ritchie starts and if he does I could see him with 2 assists and a goal. Lascelles and his roller disco could fuck my guess up mind.

Hell of a run that, he was in the outside lane in all so never saw anyone the whole race

After I saw Pardew's Palace had lost at home to a truly shit West Brom I decided to pop over to a Palace forum (which looked like a forum from the late 90's, suits that fucking hovel of a club) to see how much they were absolutely loving 'pards' and his losing streaks. Only about 7 separate topics about sacking him they also are a bit miffed that he's touting Bolasie about and has been for the last 9 month of so, they're still calling us cunts and lowlifes but I guess that's just because they're too embarrassed to admit we were completely spot on and one of their shite clubs biggest heroes is a total fucking cunt and a joke.

So effectively playing 2 right backs? As well as 2 deep sitting CM's, at home to fucking Huddersfield.

We simply cant continue playing a DM on the right wing, if we're so thin that we have to play him if Ritchie is out (again I'd have played Perez there) then we have to buy a winger.

You can't keep coming on here yelling about us being obsessed, you're the one that took the time to sign up to here.

Aye we have no leadership on the field tbh, our captain is Lascelles ffs and he looks more anxious than anyone else out there. Last time we had Barton, Nolan, Harper etc you can't pick those players out in this side, Shelvey is a waste of space, our CB's are both 22 or so, Janmaat isn't a leader at all, etc. As HMHM put it aye it's early but the signs so far don't point to us coming up, we should have come out raring to go after a full pre-season with a good manager, instead they've come out looking shambolic at the back and completely clueless in attack.

Dream debut for Paddy McNair I see.