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Aye, if we get 9 points from 7 games the only way they could finish above us is by winning every game.
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I noticed they’re saying how they compare to how they’ve stuck with their side whereas we supposedly abandoned ours? They fucking laid out road blocks like it was Kandahar province and threatened their own players, with at least one of them since citing it as a main driver for him leaving. What a brilliant support .
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Wasn’t really meaning you as I remembered you were concerned about squad depth, I was more meaning the twitter crew who act like Jonjo Shelvey is some brilliant player and we’d miss what he brings to the side.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howay replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aaav been rumbled, laters lolz -
The blokes an absolute prick and always has been. I couldn’t be happier we’re finally rid of him from the club, and despite some people’s initial worry that he’d be a miss we’ve kept marching on.
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I love how during the WC all the discussion around Lloris was how laughable the coverage he gets here is, and how amazing he is, but then he puts in performances like that for Spurs . In terms of Kane I think it’ll be Manchester United, he won’t leave the PL as he’s clearly wanting the record and I don’t really think Bayern are the sort to pay that kind of fee for a player whereas Manchester United absolutely are the type of club to pay it. He will add to their list of quality players in a disjointed team so he will win them games and Ten Hag will get praise despite doing absolutely nothing different to the prior managers who also failed to make any type of cohesive side.
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I’ve said for a long time Cucurella is one of the most pointless footballers I’ve ever seen in my life. If you looked up ball safety in the book you’d see a photo of him, he’s absolutely fucking terrified of risking the ball to such a point he adds absolutely fucking nothing to a football side because of it. He gets the ball, jogs to within 6 yards of the opposition, turns around and passes back or sideways, then repeats that for 90 minutes. Absolutely fucking staggering they spent that amount on him.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howay replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. -
Aye agreed not sure where he’s getting the idea we’d be in for Kane tbh. The reason we’d not be in for him is the reason I think he’s going to have an issue trying to leave spurs - his cost. There’s no doubting Kane is a brilliant player but at the age he is the fee they’ll be asking is better spent elsewhere. Isak is clearly a special player 10 goals in 11 PL starts (4 sub apps) for a 23 year old in his first season in the league, all while suffering a prolonged spell out with an injury, points to that. We don’t need to go and spend 100m+ on a striker, the money is far better spent elsewhere and we can continue to let Isak grow as a player.
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They were bad but we were fucking quality, some of those passes would have caught any defence in the world out, combined with the touches and pace Joelinton and Isak showed and they were basically unstoppable. Tottenham were poor, as we were last week but that didn’t stop a collective wankfest about how amazing Villa were despite us visibly being knackered after three away trips.
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Bilbao have been very clear on where their history comes from, it’s absolutely mental these sad cunts are going to basically call a random Spanish club liars about their own history for what reason? To tell them they should be mates and actually hate Newcastle ? We have no history with them, it’s just a bit of banter and good will between supporters based on European competition, they just need to accept they’re a fucking irrelevance and move on - the way to be relevant in Europe is to play in fucking Europe not to accuse teams of lying about where their fucking shirt design comes from.
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I’ll add on we also have extra factors driving up our price, we are the club of SA which means there is an argument that SA sponsors would pay a premium therefore they’d have to exceed the bid of anyone else for the contracts. I personally think it’s just an exercise in BS, you also add in the age of the Spurs deals and growth in the PL during those years meaning their deal is worth less now than when they signed it which all factors in as well.
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But that’s the issue with the whole rule, I don’t think it matters that people could point to Spurs current standing you have to look at the life of the deal & potential growth, as ewerk says you’d take Spurs amount - a CL team - and if we got into the CL and signed a new 5 year deal the argument of “fair market value” would be based on the potential future growth given the direction we’re heading - that’s what we would lean on not the recent history. For me it’s a harder argument for someone to say a 5 year deal should have us at a lower rate than Spurs than it is to say that’s the bracket our club will be in and that’s what the assessment really is.
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It’s always been a bit of a joke them being included in that tbh, they barely ever threatened to win any cups during the time they’ve had and now that time is over - today was a clear power shift imo that’s the double over them this season and it’s hard to see it improving for them whereas we will go from strength to strength. I’ve fucking hated the years these bastards were lauded as something better than us after Souness ended our spell as a European challenging side, for me proper business is restored dorks like these, the mackems and Everton are now firmly beneath us. Maybe they’ll get perennial loser Pochettino back, or he might go to those sad sacks chelsea, either way who fucking cares? We’ve got Eddie.
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It’s a fucking low bar when a perfect weekend is a narrow win over west Brom. Fucking losers. Shit club who will never ever reach the level we have hit under Howe let alone what we will go on to hit. That’s what’s mint about all this, I don’t give a flying fuck if they come up or stay down tbh. If they come up we will give them an absolute fucking hiding, and if they stay down it’s yet another year where they belong.
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They’re essentially mackems, of the scouse sub species but equally as thick and fucking inbred. Hope we fucking demolish them and get them out this division once and for all. Less scousers is better for the PL, and these fraudulent cunts have been pretending they’re of importance for years. Them and mr Brexit breath can fuck right off, I expect to see Tindall hitting a double biceps pose as Mr disc beard bastard is kicking off after a 3-0 win for the toon.
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I love the net spend argument, so if we had of sold one of our players for £100m prior to spending what we had that changes anything? The last two seasons Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United, Villa, Arsenal, Man City, West Ham etc have all spent very similar (likely all more tbh) than us - that’s the fact, just because some of them were able to get more money for players they wanted rid of changes fuck all. Manchester United spent £90m on Anthony, £65m on Casemiro, and £75m on Martinez, we spent £65m on Isak, £35m on Bruno, and £35m on Botman. It’s how you spend it tbh. They also all started from a point of spending fucking fortunes for donkeys years while our squad was horrendously underfunded.
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This one aged well.
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My favorite is their new coping mechanism where they’re all kind of acting like it’s a good run but won’t carry on, like next season it’ll all go back to normal - Chelsea will figure it all out, Liverpool will get Bellingham and be perfect, all imagined with us going back to being relegation battlers. It’s like they’ve completely forgotten what our owners ambitions are and that this is just the first early steps, we won’t drop off we’re going to keep getting better.
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The fucking collective Manchester United and Spurs fan meltdown on twitter tonight is sensational. Theyre all starting to wake up to the fact they can’t just sleepwalk into the top 4 any more. The delusion and arrogance of Spurs fans too now acting like they want to keep losing so they don’t have to play in the conference league, errrm lads that’s likely the best European competition you will get for a while…. Speaking of arrogant, I saw one arsenal fan mention he enjoyed today but it makes him worry for their game against us - of course all the replies are basically they’re not spurs and will steamroll us, aye lads just like last season? Really hope we hammer the nail in the coffin of their title hopes after city hammer them.