Howay

It’s a fucking low bar when a perfect weekend is a narrow win over west Brom. Fucking losers. Shit club who will never ever reach the level we have hit under Howe let alone what we will go on to hit. That’s what’s mint about all this, I don’t give a flying fuck if they come up or stay down tbh. If they come up we will give them an absolute fucking hiding, and if they stay down it’s yet another year where they belong.

They’re essentially mackems, of the scouse sub species but equally as thick and fucking inbred. Hope we fucking demolish them and get them out this division once and for all. Less scousers is better for the PL, and these fraudulent cunts have been pretending they’re of importance for years. Them and mr Brexit breath can fuck right off, I expect to see Tindall hitting a double biceps pose as Mr disc beard bastard is kicking off after a 3-0 win for the toon.

I love the net spend argument, so if we had of sold one of our players for £100m prior to spending what we had that changes anything? The last two seasons Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United, Villa, Arsenal, Man City, West Ham etc have all spent very similar (likely all more tbh) than us - that’s the fact, just because some of them were able to get more money for players they wanted rid of changes fuck all. Manchester United spent £90m on Anthony, £65m on Casemiro, and £75m on Martinez, we spent £65m on Isak, £35m on Bruno, and £35m on Botman. It’s how you spend it tbh. They also all started from a point of spending fucking fortunes for donkeys years while our squad was horrendously underfunded.

This one aged well.

It’s absolute neckbeards like this silly posh cunt:

My favorite is their new coping mechanism where they’re all kind of acting like it’s a good run but won’t carry on, like next season it’ll all go back to normal - Chelsea will figure it all out, Liverpool will get Bellingham and be perfect, all imagined with us going back to being relegation battlers. It’s like they’ve completely forgotten what our owners ambitions are and that this is just the first early steps, we won’t drop off we’re going to keep getting better.

The fucking collective Manchester United and Spurs fan meltdown on twitter tonight is sensational. Theyre all starting to wake up to the fact they can’t just sleepwalk into the top 4 any more. The delusion and arrogance of Spurs fans too now acting like they want to keep losing so they don’t have to play in the conference league, errrm lads that’s likely the best European competition you will get for a while…. Speaking of arrogant, I saw one arsenal fan mention he enjoyed today but it makes him worry for their game against us - of course all the replies are basically they’re not spurs and will steamroll us, aye lads just like last season? Really hope we hammer the nail in the coffin of their title hopes after city hammer them.

If Rose thought Porro looked clueless he might want to watch some footage of how he played the final few years of his career.

16 wins and +29 goal difference Look forward to the absolute media melt down when we spend 200m this summer to improve the squad Howe has led this season.

Willock has been fucking sensational today btw.

Putting Manquillo on is an absolute piss take by Howe Class. He may as well have turned around to the crowd and asked if anyone fancies coming on. What a fucking amazing game this has been, exactly what we needed after last weeks performance.

The goal wouldn’t count. So I guess we’re now so good they can’t just imagine Kane scores the winner, instead they need to imagine a mackem alien scores a goal which wouldn’t count? Fucking hell what a bunch of absolute paedophiles.

Aye I can’t stand that fucking fan base. Total bunch of deluded wankers, one of my flat mates at uni was an Arsenal fan and prior to meeting him I assumed AFTV wasn’t representative of their fanbase but after meeting him it turned out it’s spot on. The little one that always wears a pair of massive headphones is one of the most whingy, entitled pricks I’ve seen, it’s always a good watch when he’s on after they lose.

It would be great for us to see Bournemouth and Southampton fuck off, two less long away trips. Everton need to go down, we can all stop hearing about how the drain circling cunts have never went down then.

I wouldn’t believe it but Chelsea’s ownership make this story likely to be true. I genuinely think they’re one of the most clueless groups of owners we’ve seen, they went on that massive spree last season but were still demanding insane money like £50m for Gallagher.

It always makes me laugh when people like him reminisce about when they “smashed Man City” as they were a little middling side, does it never occur to them why that happened? Do they think there’s something magical and unique to Arsenal, or is it just they had more money and power built on years and years of having that advantage? As mentioned, he’s got Emirates emblazoned everywhere - one of the highest sponsor deals in football iirc, they have visit Rwanda on their sleeve. Additionally one of their owners is a billionaire that iirc through marriage will inherit part of the fucking Walmart empire - it’s ridiculous to act like their struggling along like Brentford, Arteta has been spending massive sums of money just like Arsenal always have since Wenger left. Also, honestly the whole FFP angle of his rant and rule breaking is something that doesn’t bother me - and didn’t even pre take over. Those rules are very very clearly intended to block clubs from challenging the established sides, nothing about the rules promotes fairness in the game. It’s why Chelsea and Manchester United have spent fucking billions on players in recent years yet we are struggling with the spending patterns we’ve had since takeover despite them not being out of line with their spending. I’ve always completely hated FFP, it always made me feel the game was shuttered and even if you had a season like Leicester you couldn’t build on that as despite your title win your spending for the next few years is still tied to revenues from being a relegation side, meanwhile a bunch of plebs like Spurs have years of CL revenues to point to for FFP.

Aye, the fact we are at home against both Spurs and Brighton really puts qualification in our hands. I think we actually stand a decent chance at doing well against Arsenal too as we seem to be in their heads a bit and the pressure is also getting to them now.

Bottom 9 ffs

The actual result would be two hidings from us and an immediate return to the championship. They can always dream I suppose

Aye looking at Man City’s fixtures there’s a good chance they win all their remaining games, including the one against Arsenal, and with their GD if they do that they win the league.

I’m fairly sure he pulled out an excuse from the Steve Bruce bible of excuses the other day as he’d said something along the lines of it’s not his fault as he’s only just turned up .

Results went Quasimodos way today as well, he will be ringing the bell early to get his lot up for it.