Howay

Maybe it would be worth getting an attacking midfielder in January, we've had a lot of games this season where we dominate but we are missing that final link up between the 30 yard range and getting the ball to our forward. Tonight was another example as we had players just smacking it from range. Genuinely hope that's the last of the Sels we have to be subjected too, our team looks a lot shakier whenever he plays. While the players deserve some blame for the goal his parry was tragic and his early dive when Snodgrass was running into the box late in the match was shite and he was extremely lucky Snodgrass was knackered. Gayle's shooting was a nightmare in all, Ritchie was poor (as I say he must need a rest or something), sloppy from a lot of the rest of the team. The pens aren't even worth mentioning aside from saying they were fucking embarrassing.

We are fucking DIRE at pens man, what a fucking shambles today was.

Honestly man, how the fuck can a football club be so bad at pens? No matter the make up of the team we've always been fucking useless at them. Disappointed in the side tonight, after the first half most of them looked like they were shattered, think Ritchie needs a few games off as he's looked shattered the last few matches.

Aye he looked like a spectator there, who the fuck scouted this plonker?

Gouffran loves booting the ball over his head, just take a touch man.

I suppose there's no onrushing player so he can happily punch it right back to the kicker.

Aye howay gloom 'soft' or not we've all seen far softer red cards given, the bloke tried to boot Lascelles then got up and did try and make contact with his head. I'm perfectly happy for the clogger to be off.

Fucking Sels man, every time he plays he's a total fucking liability. What a waste of money, people can make the continental punching v catching argument but this daft cunt just parrys right into the path of onrushing players regularly.

Agreed he's fucking shite, why not deflect away from goal man? he always just prods it back into the middle.

Selz punching right into the path of an oncoming player yet a fucking gain man.

Oh aye that's why we saw so much rotation for the Blackburn game and we're seeing Lazaar here, Dummett will be completely fresh which will be sending bolts of fear through Nottingham.

Aye that's my view of it too, he tried to kick Lascelles which could be considered violent conduct and once you move your head like that towards an opponent you're gone, we've had players sent off for softer 'headbutts' tbh. Thirty more minutes of this tragic match, both sides look absolutely fucked. I hope we win because Friday's game could be rough with some of this knackered lot possibly playing.

He's been a right dirty cunt for a lot of the game tbh, can't say I'm surprised he finally pushed his luck.

How many moves is Diame going to break down because all he does is try and fucking shoot? He also has absolutely nothing in the tank now.

Our defence have forgotten how to play the last few minutes, Lazaar seems to have forgotten the blokes in white are on his team with his passing.

Diame looks like he's running through treacle, time to sub him off Rafa.

I loved the crunching tackle he hoyed in before charging down the pitch and narrowly missing his shot from outside the box, he has a lot of potential imo.

Aye he's really been in form most of the season, he's making the Hull lot look like League two players as he just walks around pinging 30 yarders with perfect spin on them either side of the pitch. As Rayvin said we need to score first or this lot will just have 10 men in the box (as they pretty much did that first half).

Massive gulf in class here but we're not making them pay, some of Shelvey's passing has been fucking brilliant mind. Diame needs to be told to fucking pack in shooting anytime he touches the ball, there was one passage of play where he held off two players and turned them, as Gayle ran into the box Diame decided to try and smack a shot while off balance from 30 yards out hitting Gayle, what a waste. We've been very sloppy in the final 3rd, Hull are a complete and utter fucking joke.

Should have been a free kick for that shitter Elmohamady shoving Gayle, we look sloppy so far mind, Lazaar looks in decent shape but his throw ins are wank.

What a fucking gopping team, surely we can beat this rabble comfortably.

Aye good luck Tom, I'm sure 'Cristiano' Gouffran will do you a favour and put an end to any worry about the match tonight.

I'm not above being petty. ewerk loves scoobs now eh? Footy really does mend all, Rayvin will be pleased about that.

Especially as we could draw Man Utd or West Ham who aren't exactly teams to fear at the moment.

Aye, I laugh every time I see these pundits and journalists who tore us to bits when he went on a run at Palace saying things like "he goes on winning runs followed by disastrous runs of form such as 5 wins in 2016" now, these were the fucking things we said to defend ourselves and they were having none of it I'm not giving them a pass because they've finally clocked on to something we knew 3 years ago. I didn't have much respect for a lot of pundits but the way they showed complete lack of insight and knowledge about Pardew when it wasn't exactly hard to see what was going on if you took a little time to look at our games and form under him has made me lose the little respect I had. Watching some of them slag off Phil Neville is hilarious tbh as they were saying very similar stuff about a year ago and they had very similar evidence and facts available to them then (the fact he still hasn't caught on shows what a fucking dipshit he is btw).