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Fair enough. Not sure you can really credit the Wigan defence for it only being 2-0 mind.

Shelvey I've never seen a bloke so dismissively just lift it over the head of so many players in a match, wasn't even a fucking contest that. Barely broke a sweat there which is brilliant for the upcoming fixture pile up.

Aye you'd put this one down as a professional job, basically scored when we wanted and happy to sit and pass it about at the back for the rest of the time. Little bit of sloppiness in the second half but barely even reached 2nd gear. The 17 Wigan fans in attendance will be fuming.

Geeet in there Atsu

Dummett broke down one of the better moves of the half there, good think his deal is nearly done.

Aye we've barely touched the ball, need to adjust this

We've been sloppy as fuck 2nd half.

You're morphing into your alter ego, hard to know where the Knight Ryder starts and HMHM ends.

The video of him and Kanye doing one of those hand grab, pull in, quick tap on each others back and fistbump (iirc) before going their own ways was fucking hilarious btw, a 70 year old bloke who has lived his entire life in mansions, country clubs, and penthouses trying to appear like he actually does that type of thing.

I think he's still a quality player but he's in a bit of a sulk he didn't get his move probably, that coupled with the fact teams are intentionally planning for him now like they are Mahrez whereas last season he was a more unknown quantity.

Aye Jenas is good tbh, Murphy often comes across like a moody charva to me, mind to be fair that's probably because he really resembles the type of bloke that would be waiting outside the local high school dressed in a tracksuit in his Corsa, which he would probably be doing if he never discovered a talent for footy.

The cocaine cowboys.

First dressing fiction as fact and now threatening, are you Lee Ryder? "Aftaaa Dummett-gate aal me hataz lumped on, but ah telt them yee divvint become the loyal footsoldier that the knight Rydah is wivvoot stomping on some huckles nappas. lol"

Aye I'm risking my rep by basing my opinion on a statement by you after dummett-gate, maybe I should retract.

As well as a spare in his wallet that people assume must be a picture of a nephew.

Happy birthday Gemmill, CT will be looking at that picture of you as a kid he has creepily saved on his computer in your honour today.

That is just him being polite, the first sentence is him fairly clearly saying no imo. As Fish says what would be the point? A massive reason he took the job at us was so he could stay close to his family in Liverpool, why would he swap one half done rebuilding project for another one that is currently in demolition? never mind one that is further away from home. He'd only consider leaving us for a genuine big job, no point leaving us for a relegation battler.

I love that Collymore's "do you know who I am" statement included bringing up the 4-3 against us, I'm sure Pep will be bowled over to learn that Stan played the role of spoiler to a team chasing a league title. It also really cracks me up when these no mark players like Collymore and Savage put on the "well... YOU never played, so nobody at all knows who you are" type shite, the difference is none of those Journalists expect to be known but Collymore's statement clearly indicates he (despite his protestations that he doesn't) expects Pep to know him "those 4-3 adverts on Sky, how have you not seen them?". Pep might better know him from Stan's days of dogging and beating women though.

What a complete and utter fucking loser that bloke is, seems like he's even failing at being the little gangster that he was pissing his footy career away to become .

Ended 3-1 to Hughtons lot, so we're 2 points behind them with a game in hand.

Brighton currently 1 up against Blackburn, Blackburn have had over 60% possession but Brighton are getting more shots. Means we tumble down to 2nd place until we beat Wigan 23-0 tomorrow.