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Another pass directly to an opposition player from Paul. What the fuck does Lazaar do that's so bad that he can't get a look in?

I was thinking the same thing. No point keeping him on for the final 10 minutes, it's risky as fuck with the way he's acting and the way the ref is officiating.

We need Mitro off like, his next tackle will be a second yellow.

We need to sub Mitro off like. He's acting like a right bellend here. Daft thing to do on a yellow

Colbacks header there man Mitro is off here

Hasn't made a single tackle yet has he? The bloke didn't even shift the ball man, just ran right at him and Colback completely missed the ball. It's a fucking good job this lot are hopeless man, if we were playing anyone that could play football we'd be getting battered.

Jack Colback isn't a football player like. He is so fucking bad that it's painful to watch, how on earth has he managed to play at this level of the game for years?

Ref is giving everything their way and our players are starting to react to it.

This is absolutely dreadful by both sides.

He is aye.

We look fucking crap here.

Colback went for a three dummies the bloke did there.

Has Dummett completed a pass? It seems the minute he gets the ball he immediately gives the ball away even under no pressure.

Can we sub him off man, he's getting worse ffs.

Take back what I said. Already committed a completely stupid and needless foul the wanker.

He's not (usually) a total nightmare next to Shelvey as he pretty much does exactly that. The major problems occur when it's Hayden and Colback together as neither of them do anything with the ball (except on rare occasions). Of course Colback is always prone to a complete and utter nightmare of a tackle in a stupid area so there's always that risk... I think it's hard as Hayden isn't doing enough to warrant a place so I'm sure Rafa wants to show he's willing to drop him for not performing, the major issue is Colback is completely undeserving as well.

I'm personally not convinced any pairing out of those three is strong enough for the PL, I'd happily be proven wrong but I'd rather see us go out and get at least one decent PL-level CB. Lascelles looks shaky as it is in this division, Mbemba is going to have basically a full season without a start if it keeps up like this, and Clark has never looked good at Premier League level, of course coaching from Rafa could improve Clark but I think going into a Premier League season with only the four senior CB's we have at the moment would be massively risky. Yedlin was okay at the Mackems and I think he has improved but obviously Dummett needs improved upon (which is why you've omitted him).

Brighton have hammered Burton.

:lol: Fwiw Cinderella was dreadful (even for a kids film). I already know I wont like Beauty and the Beast as I remember as a kid I liked Gaston, no idea why the bloke that was a total fucking hero trying to kill the fucking monster that lives above the town got such flak. She's never getting this type of present again for her birthday as now Rent thinks I'm a Paul Wyn.

That comedian Bill Burr says it's their sports. It's true tbf, my Mrs will happily watch brilliant films, insightful documentaries etc but then will binge-watch The Kardashians, Gilmore girls, and watch the Twilight films. I ridicule her but then we all sit about discussing what certain players are doing off the field. I'll always argue that their cack is far worse than sports though.

It says a lot about both that I willingly sat through the entirety of Tower Heist rather than putting either of them back on.

Aye it's like a red rag to a bull that. Very true mind.

Sounds horrific. "Quivering" probably comes up a lot. There was a lot of shite like that in the film, he had a really weird thing about her biting her lip. The film actually had a good amount of laugh out loud moments in it (unintentional obviously), he would come out with some horrifically graphic thing at the most inappropriate time. It is aye. As DK says it's complete and utter junk. That Pattinson lad is hopeless in all. I watched the first one under similar circumstances. I think I saw part of the second one on a plane as I was looking for anything to watch, the selection was terrible, I think I put Fast and Furious 7 on and got about 4 minutes in and it was so pathetic that I switched it off, did the same with the 2nd twilight, and I think I ended up watching some utter shite like Tower Heist.

A vampire film that breaks basically every 'rule' about vampires. 'oh they can go outside, they just get shiny' fucking hell.

Aye that's where I think I remember it from. The mackems rile against it and reckon he's full of shite but honestly I don't see a reason for him to lie about it. If he was wanting to lie for publicity about something like that surely he'd pick a more notable club, instead when he said it most seemed to think 'aye makes sense' rather than generating massive publicity.