Howay

I mentioned the other day how with Palace, Stoke, and West Ham scrapping over two places it’s hard to pick, that bloke almost makes me hope it’s Southampton.

It’s layered as well, every time I watch it I see something new. This time it was the bloke going “they’ll always be beneath wuh” then under his breath “this season”.

Agreed, there’s no argument whatsoever for starting a player like Smalling over Lascelles. I’d also take Lascelles over players that have recently had a look in like Maguire.

Fair point, their day in the sun. Even the “still one place below us FTM” craic man

I genuinely hope they drop next season as well. It’s just brilliant after the way they went on last season, you’d have thought they would have been reserved knowing they were clearly going down but they just went completely the other way.

True, it’s just how the mackems have always been and will always be.

Yup, he’s the exact type of character and player that you could build a really strong, competitive side around, the problem is we have Mike Ashley as owner. Fully expect the lad won’t get any sort of look in for England until he leaves us as well.

Aye, it’s that bitch tits that sings the songs about us in his kitchen while the other freaks try and hide from the camera behind their bottles. They have something like 37 wins in their last 190 matches, they should really pack in singing songs that call us shite tbh.

We’ll need the Fish to answer this one, it’s the subtle off the ball and off camera movements that most don’t pick up on.

Fucking brilliant. What a massive embarrassment they are.

Do we still have Selz as well? If so he’s the first I’d flog as he’s absolutely shite, after that probably Darlow then keep Dubravka, Elliott and Woodman.

Agreed. His command of the area is what separates him from the others imo, he’s so confident and decisive when he’s comes off his line to claim crosses. Think 4m would be a bit of a steal for him.

Fair points, think West Ham is probably a definite for me. I probably agree with the Stoke choice as well. Plus if Palace keep Roy there’s no hope of them doing anything in the future. I know there’s still a chance of us going down but it gives me hope that those around us are having melt downs while our group is close knit and hard working. We also put in decent performances more often than not, it usually comes down to us lacking the quality to kill games off.

I also love that our lot are going to Spain for training and there’s no danger of any bollocks like that going on.

Genuinely hard to pick who I’d like to see go down with such lovable sides like Stoke, West Ham, and Palace fighting the drop. Hard to pick two out of them since Alan Pardews barmy army looks a safe bet to go down.

It was quality watching that fat twat try and plant the corner flag in the centre circle while the players just stood yelling at him and holding their arms out as not even the stewards could be arsed to stop him.

Agreed, we always get the deluded tag but fan bases like West Ham are far worse. For a side that have been nothing more than relegation bait for the entire PL era they have extremely bloated expectations. I always enjoy seeing them go back down, trampy and horrible club.

Cracking day for us. Results went our way and we clinically put a dreadful Southampton away without expending loads of effort and energy, so 3 weeks to plan and recover before Huddersfield.

Why would you try and challenge Yedlin for pace 40 seconds into the half

Aye, it’s great to see a player that has real flair and makes his mind up early. Hopefully we can get him permanently from Chelsea.

Strong first half that, hope we can maintain this. Southampton look devoid of any sort of confidence which is nice to see. Kenedy is getting better by the game.

I want flannels as well... I mean a third goal.

This Southampton back four are a mess, look like they’re already arguing amongst themselves. Hope we can rack up a bit of a score here to get a nice confidence boost ahead of the 3 week break.

Good decision making there by Gayle as well, just when I was about to say he so often gets caught in two minds about what he wants to do

Get in there Kenedy!!