Howay

Next season is going to be tough for them, four teams go down to League Two so their natural spot of 4th bottom is no good for them.

I’ll let them in on something, even if they weren’t mathematically down they’re not going to beat Wolves and Fulham if they get turned over by Burton Albion at home. Away to fuck with them.

I should but unfortunately the missus would veto that.

This is absolutely fucking mint. Turah you fucking huckles. Done by Burton as well haha, after all the “enjoy Burton” and “oh I don’t watch the lower leagues” shite last season they were relegated by Burton and are ACTUALLY a lower league side. Picked up my new pet dog as well, so a belter of a day for me!

If Fulham come up it’s probably likely they’d want to have him permanently. I like the lad but as others say he clearly doesn’t fit in Rafas plan so it’s pointless keeping him. Shame mind as it’s clear he has a soft spot for Newcastle.

Aye, looking forward to watching that. The bitter mackems are going to be all over this btw.

That Arsenal fan tv have put up a video of one of them reacting to the news from his hospital bed The issue now is there’s a Newcastle fan tv starting up.

I noticed that as well, the “you just don’t get it” “aye marra, they don’t get it as they have no class” yous gave vocal backing to a fucking nonce.

missed this and posted about it in the mackem thread but it’s fucking brilliant.

See Barton was just made head coach of Fleetwood Town

I can see Burton beating them, which would be brilliant after their craic last season. I saw rumours we’re in for their two young strikers Asoro and Maja. Can’t say I’ve ever seen them but it’s be nice as a first step to them becoming a feeder club for us.

That’s utterly embarrassing. We don’t even have to do anything to heap it on as they’re just doing it to themselves

Belgium’s main issue is at times they look like a team of individuals, well that and the fact Roberto Martinez is their manager. Not that I hold much hope of England getting a result but at least Southgate does seem to have them playing as some sort of team. Still, as you mention he favours a central midfield that completely wastes any chance for quick attacks which is what an England side with the likes of Ligaard, Alli, Sterling, Kane, Vardy, and Rashford should be focusing on. While it’ll never happen bringing Jonjo as a plan B really is a bit of a non-brainer since he offers something actually different from all of the sideways passers he will fill CM with.

He’s definitely the elusive missing link scientists search for. Either that or he’s the last of the Neanderthals.

I’d understand if we were struggling but we’re 10th and just beat Arsenal at home for the first time since 2005 in the league.

No doubt we’ll see his continental intellectual empty glasses frames make a reappearance after he wins his first 2-3 games as well.

Aye it’s cracking now he’s far away from us. Surely he can’t get another PL job now, he’s given 3 glaring examples in a row that he shouldn’t manage at the top level. He’ll probably inflict himself on a Championship side, hopefully it’s someone like Forest who were bellends when we were down so I don’t feel too bad

They are utter shite to watch. What a way to put an end to the press wanking off over them coming back against Man City. He’s got such exciting talent at his disposal like Rashford and Martial but he doesn’t seem to play them as much as they warrant. I thought Pogba was doing okay today as well and he subbed him off which will further damage that relationship if reports are true. I didn’t see his press conference, I assume it’s all Luke Shaw’s fault again though.

To be fair he was showing the world how fucking tragic he is a good 4 seasons ago.

Calling us poocastle man, it’s as shite and as uninspired as their club. They’ve no clue what to do now, last season we were shite, Rafa was shite, and the ‘lower leagues’ are a piece of piss. Then we got promoted and Rafa was still shite, he spent a fortune last year and the squad is Championship standard. Now our squad is the PL standard one he took over but he’s also spent £90m on so we are exactly where you’d expect it to be and he’s done nothing impressive they’re also all fewmin that we didn’t turn on him when we had a brief spell in the bottom 3 as if he wasn’t foreign we’d have definitely turned on him. Not sure where they are on the ‘not bothered about the Maggie bastards’ scale but tbf they really shouldn’t be as the closest they’ll get to playing NUFC will be if their first team meets our U23 side in the Trotters Independent trading Co cup or whatever the fuck it is. I assume a team as wank as them would be knocked out of the League cup and FA cup a round or so before our lot even enter it.

Aye it’s brilliant that we’ll be able to watch the last few matches without any pressure. We’re becoming a side that can comfortably close out results too which is amazing to see as an NUFC fan. Fully agree about Jonjo as well, I’m not normally arsed about our lot playing for England but he fully deserves it (especially over Livermore ffs) plus then it shows you can get picked while playing for Newcastle (we know you can but it wouldn’t look good to have players in the form of Lascelles and Shelvey not get selected).

2 points off 8th the way we are playing I don’t doubt picking up points in any of our remaining fixtures. It’ll be nice watching the Leicester and Everton fixtures rather than looking for Palace, Swansea, Huddersfield etc.

Aye, cheers Renton and Gloom.

Another fucking class performance, 1 point with a game in hand off 9th now and completely safe. The graft, desire and effort in this squad is so good to see after watching sides that plainly did not give a fuck last time we were in the prem. We were the better side again today, Diame made Elneney his bitch today and Jonjo giving yet another display to show he should be selected for England.

Aye Ritchie had a good game, covers so much ground during a game. Rafa has made this lot very difficult to beat. The mackems have a huge thread about this one, the early pages when Arsenal took the lead are quality they’re fucking desperate for us to hate Rafa saying if Pardew has 30% possession at home to Arsenal he’d get pelters. If they really are blind to why we love Rafa they know fucking nowt about football.