Howay

That’s him. It’s brilliant like. The newest one about him tearing past his favorite artisan bakers while on a ridarooney in his new Audi is a belter. It’s also in the Vic and Bob random manner which is class, starting a podcast off wondering if Idris Elba has a PPI claim in

To be fair it would be very difficult not to have a dig at Cahill.

Aye, I think that was his name. Driving round Peterborough in a satin shirt.

No idea if it’s a regular bit but he did a new money Simon Jordan type from Peterborough who had bought a new Audi on the newest episode, I had missed the intro to it so had even less context than he usually gives but it was still brilliant.

I decided to give Athletico Mince a go based off this, so stuck the newest episode 58 on during my drive home. Fucking hell, I almost crashed as I was in stitches. The song about Sunderland was class but when he started the new Peter Beardsley bit I was fucking creased.

Better than ‘FLANNELS’ mind.

I hope he does the chicken dance after every goal.

So Glenn fucking Hoddle is to blame.

Not sure tbh but it would make sense that they’re from near where Jeremy Clarkson is from.

The Pickford one shocked me as well, Everton seemed the only interested party and were far too prepared to jump the price to whatever the mackems wanted. Didn’t they bid £30m for Sissoko as well? Seems they were just desperate to spunk that amount on anyone. As much as I think Pickford is immensely overrated he at least stood out against the rest of their side, I don’t think any of their current crop really do that so it’s tough to see them as being of a good standard. I agree Watmore is probably potentially a mid to low Championship talent but as you say he’s been off the pitch far too much to show it so it’s a tough ask. Without seeing any of SAFCs games this season I’m more than comfortable to write off their whole side as shite. May seem harsh but this is a team that during my lifetime has had probably one player (Defoe) that’s around Yohan Cabaye level of footballer, in contrast Cabaye isn’t even in the top ten best NUFC players I’ve seen, in other words they’re a rabble, have always been a rabble, and I’m more than happy to group them all as being fucking wank. Genuinely hope your last sentence is true, their fan base absolutely deserves it imo.

Is there anyone that likes those cunts? No idea why they fucking do it. Whenever I think of England at a World Cup all I come up with is them wankers parping out the great escape theme tune while Gerrard and Lampard look absolutely paggered walking back to the centre circle after conceding to some shite team. I honestly do think if England want to reinvigorate the National side they should ban that fucking band, they just add to the feeling it’s all half arsed. I suppose England traveling all over will increase the chances the band wouldn’t be able to make it, or possibly run out of money. The issue is iirc some fucking waster of a company funds the tragic cunts.

Aye, the fact that everyone knows they’re in an absolutely horrific financial state is one of the biggest issues they will have in selling players. Even if they had decent players people would bid below market for them as Sunderland have to sell, I still think it’s pretty likely they’ll go into administration as well which would take the player sales out of Short and co’s hands.

Aye it makes no sense to rate them as she has, trying to show that they’ve signed utter shite under Short but given loads of flops 6 or 7 out of 10, I like that she gave Adam Johnson 4/10 despite the fact he kept them up while the club knew he was a fucking paedo, “classy”. She’s also way off calling Short’s reign ‘sorry’, I personally think he’s doing an amazing job.

Sadly it looks like Salah is going to win them the CL, he’s been in great form all year but it’s getting more and more ridiculous. Think if they do win it Real will try to shift someone like Bale and then throw everything they have at trying to sign Salah. The list of players Chelsea have basically thrown to one side is getting outrageous now, De Bruyne, Lukaku, and Salah would be some combination.

Who’d have thought having reportedly the 3rd highest net debt in Europe (beating PSG apparently) in League One would be offputting? fwiw I’m hearing many football pundit types say they can see them being in the top 3-4 strongest sides in League One next season. I know I’m a biased cunt against this lot but I have no idea how people can say that sort of thing, they’ve won about 11 out of their last 84 and came rock bottom two years in a row. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say this lot haven’t hit their level yet, while it may not be a third relegation (although I’d say so, if just to wind the tramps up) I absolutely don’t see them as being one of the strongest sides in the division next year. Also, this isn’t getting old is it this is fucking class. Latching onto the win of a former youth goalie who couldn’t have got away quicker, why do they even bother man? They can’t take the piss about us losing away to Everton as they just got burst at home to Burton Albion. It’s like a Carlisle fan trying to take the piss, so pipe down you lower league tramps.

They have a thread on there about how Pickford has us rattled, and that we can’t hack getting it back after we were giving him stick. This comes days after them whinging about Dummett and Bent giving them stick they really are a special breed.

That Jonathan Wilson wrote a good article about it, he mentioned they were in the lead at home for something staggering like 20 minutes in total during 2017

Aye, it’s getting fucking ridiculous really.

They’re weird as fuck man, I’m not arsed to look at the thread essembee has mentioned that they have about our game as I’ve no doubt they will be buzzing. That’s it though, it’ll make their night us losing to Everton but the game is fucking meaningless it only really helps settle who comes 10th/9th, so why are they arsed? No doubt they’re buzzing Allardyce has won a game against us, another weird thing as the bloke royally mugged them off. Even if the England job didn’t come along it was pretty clear he had his head on a swivel for any opportunity whatsoever to get out of that pile of rubble. Yet they fucking adore him, they adore a manager with a 29% win ratio losers, complete and utter fucking losers. Their heroes of the PL era are Niall Quinn, Kevin Phillips, Peter Reid, and Sam Allardyce what a crew man, two completely fucking average strikers one of which was basically a journey man, and two (being very fair here) average managers. In fact Steve Bruce was by far a better manager for them than Allardyce but they simply can’t look past the Goliath chip on their shoulder that he’s from Newcastle. The new dog has me knackered, so I guess looking at this post and the one in the Everton thread I’m a bit grumpy, but fuck them and fuck these winnet licking tramps.

I fucking hate these weekday games, didn’t see this as I was at work but tbh it sounds like it was what I expected. The fat headed wretched cunt has took 250m quid worth of players and is using them in a manner similar to his dross Bolton side which he had assembled by giving away drill cones, or bags of footballs, or whatever else instead of transfer fees. No shock at all to hear that shambolic cunt Madley fucking up time and time again when it came to decisions for us. Just pleased we didn’t need this one really, I still hope we finish above that shambles of a manager mind as I will always have a massive dislike for the fat Yorkshire drip. I look forward to the day he is finally banned from football, something which is almost inevitable for the corrupt scumbag. I watched the Walcott goal and while it’s a canny enough finish he got lucky in the way it bobbled back to him. No shock that was their only shot on target, it was similar when we lost to them at home. Think they went through a 4 or 5 game stretch without registering a single shot on target, and the bloke has the brass neck to get offended when people give him grief for being anti football. Honestly man it’s no wonder the only fan base that likes him are no marks like SAFC. This bloke could take over Real Madrid and he’d have them registering one shot on target at home to Getafe as he utilizes Ronaldo at CB for his height.

The weirdest part of that is they’d spent years previous trying to cling to Man Utds coat tails, becoming a place for soon to be retired has beens and the lesser academy graduates to get paid well more than they were worth. Then in their complete obsession to be a part of something in football they gave it big licks to Man Utd fans in a moment that had nothing to do with SAFC, in fact they hadn’t even ‘done a part’ in it as Man Utd beat them. Forever spoiling their image as proper canny and classy fans to Man Utd fans, a title they have a pathetic desire to get from any fan base they can. Meanwhile I still think Man Utd fans are tossers and couldn’t give a fuck what they think of NUFC, it is funny that they’re also piling onto the tramps mind.

Already a 3 page thread about this on RTG he’s a faux Geordie who is trying to curry favour with the masses apparently, Paul Dummett that was born in Newcastle and come through the NUFC academy is a faux Geordie they really are a desperate bunch. They also all call him shite, despite the fact he’d be the best defender they’d have on their books if he played for them. They really need to wake up to where their club are at if they think they can call a Premeeeyah leeeygue player shite. They’ll be lucky if a player of his level plays for them in the next 3 years at the very least

They always jump to the “we’d chin them” craic now, can’t say it’s a surprise as it’s yet another completely untestable metric since ‘classy’ is now out due to, you know, them giving a kiddie fiddler support. I saw it in all of the “we’re paranoid the Maggie’s are going to be at the Wolves match” threads, as they all started with a “aye we’d just kick their heads in”, as if they’re a fan base of Connor McGregors

“Classy”

My wife is a teacher and the day a person tries to arm her is the day we move back to the UK. It’s fucking insanity that these idiots think that’s some sort of answer, that a teachers job would then become some sort of fucking paramilitary defense role all so that Daryl can fire off his armalite in the woods as is his god given right. The part people keep spectacularly missing time and again is just because a person has a fire arm doesn’t mean they’d use it. Soldiers go through training shooting at figure 8 targets to desensitize so that the moment a target is in their sights they’ll shoot on instinct, and despite that there are still some who hesitate. They’re expecting people who have chosen to become school teachers to suddenly flip a switch and turn into a person capable of pulling a trigger and killing someone? Nah it’s not going to happen, it’ll just mean more weapons for the active shooter. We have active shooter drills at my office. Your only hope would be to leg it, more people firing off guns would make a terrifying and confusing situation even worse, not better.