Howay

People have already been on his Wiki page nicknamed Ozzie apparently.

Spot on, they always like to act as if we are absurd for disliking Ashley and point to him spending money, they hate any mention of the actual net spend being low. Yet when it comes to Short they often just spent lots and rarely recouped anything back, players like Khazri, N’Dong, Borini, and (convicted Paedophile) Adam Johnson all cost around our club record fee and that’s just a sample of the very recent ones (3 of which they still have on their books, they all wish they had the 4th despite his transgressions). There are plenty more like Bent, Gyan, etc. They love to act like our fan base is full of morons and Ashley is doing a good job despite us. If that’s the case I’d put a lot of Short’s failures right at their door, how is he supposed to account for fans of the club racially abusing the star players mother which made him leave the club? Or hounding out the best manager they’ve had in yonks because he happened to be from Newcastle (despite him showing no affinity towards NUFC at any point in his career)? He also had to constantly over pay for players as Sunderland is probably the worst (if not the worst) destination in the PL as a ‘city’, so his only option was to offer players more than the going rate. They like to try and act like we’re in that bracket with them and while we may lose out on some that want to live in London we definitely don’t face that issue to the extent they do. The fact they fucking hate this bloke and are lapping up these two chancers because they are kissing up a bit and ‘rolling up their sleeves’ shows their mentality. They can’t get their heads around why we don’t like Ashley, they just need to look at Short and imagine if he was tighter with the budget, renamed the stadium to advertise his brand for fuck all, hired an MD that literally said “they don’t know how nasty we can be” about the fan base, hired Joe Kinnear multiple times, treat not one, but two club legends with absolute disdain to the point one of them sued the club and won. That’s only half of it as well. They blame Short as it’s a shield, he tried to make them a competitive side but despite spending money and doing all he could it just wouldn’t happen, so rather than acknowledge their lack of potential as a club (short of a Man City style takeover which you could say about any club) they call him a nasty shit owner.

I still don’t rate him tbh, I think Butland is better and Pope had the best season out of the 3 so I’d start one of them over him.

Enjoy it while you can as it’s obvious one day it’ll come out that he’s a MLF.

Easy for him to lose track of the days since he does fuck all, the dole walling cunt.

Aye, I’ve read their club president Perez (who seems like a right prick btw) is always trying to make the transfers he wants rather than trying to keep who Zidane wants (apparently it’s Bale, Benzema, and Isco being the main ones). I know him and Zidane didn’t see eye to eye during Perez’s last tenure, particularly when he got rid of Makalele so he could over pay for more ‘galacticos’ iirc Zidane basically said it’s like putting more gold paint on a car after you’ve sold the engine. I think having to try and deal with an arsehole like that, while putting up with Madrid’s fans who call for your head anytime you’re down in a game regardless of what you won for them would do your head in. Like you say he’s got nothing left to prove there and it can only really go sour from here.

“I shoot with my right foot so it has a deeper meaning”

He’s worth about £4M ffs, I’ve said it multiple times but they need to pack in going on about us, we’re fucking light years ahead of them on the pitch and off it nowadays. Them discussing us as rivals or anything like that is highly deluded, they’re in Darlo/Carlisle territory now. I’ve honestly no idea why they’re so excited about these two, it’s clear as fucking day they’re utter chancers and if it goes tits up again there’s no money at all to bail them out. One of them is even having a pop at our financial situation man this is a fan base so fucking thick they honestly believe they are debt free, they have no right to talk about finances if they can’t wrap their heads around the fact they’re already a club in debt. They’re sad mackem bastards. They just keep spinning the fucking wheel and starting a thread about how deluded we are, or obsessed we are, etc. There are surely some on there that see right through this Methven bloke, they’re tossing off that he’s a PR bloke and then fawning over him after his first statement is one of the easiest PR moves he could hope to make. It’s also irrelevant if he was a MLF before, do they think Abramovic gave a flying fuck about Chelsea before he bought them? The Man City Group have a fuck about Man City when they were a no mark yo-yo club very similar to the smelly skip dwellers down the road from us? Did they fuck but they’re both getting massive success. I’ve also said it multiple times but professional football clubs already have PR teams so I have no fucking clue why they’re getting so excited about having a one as an owner, for a start they’ll barely be in the news anyway ffs, well unless they all support another kiddie fiddler.

Quality winner from Garry B but Karius is a fucking joke. The commentators going on about how they feel sorry for him, I’m sorry like I’d understand fucking up the 3rd but the first was a total disgrace no idea why they’ve persisted for so long with Karius when he’s always been fairly prone to a clanger but I assume that’s the end of him at Liverpool.

what a joke Karius is.

Get in there Garry. Class goal.

Karius the most relieved bloke ever What a tosser he is man.

Why do they try and have a narrative that the rest of England want Liverpool to do well, they know for a fact it’s simply not true.

Forgot Prince William likes Villa, add that to the list of reasons why I’d rather Fulham came up.

Wouldn’t mind us going in for Grealish if Villa don’t come up. Going off our accounts they must be absolutely fucked financially, so we’d surely get him for cheap. I know Fulham have some good players like Fredericks and Sessegnon but there’d be fuck all chance of us getting them if they didn’t come up.

It’s a fair point about the PL being boring mind, I’d probably feel similar if 7th was the highest my club had ever finished also Sunderland must have been exhilarating to watch last season.

Its from years of this conversation on their holidays: ”I’m from Sunderland marra... North East of England... no, not near Manchester, the other side... it’s near Newcastle.... no I’m a mackem... a mackem.... yeah I’m a Geordie”. So they must be fucking buzzing to talk to people that have heard of Sunderland.

They can’t honestly believe anyone would fall for this. What even is the purpose? Get us to say we’re jealous of a League One side and their owners who have less money than most of our playing staff? What happened to only the Premier League mattering? Also, League One is barely on television. The rest of the post makes no sense whatsoever, so we’re supposed to be jealous of Sunderland as they have the ‘opportunity’ to piss League One and the Championship? That just gets them to where NUFC is right now . Fwiw Sunderland won’t be pissing anything, they’re utter shite, have a shite manager, and a playing staff that is massively haemorraging money but feel free to turn a blind eye to all of that because one of your owners said he doesn’t like Newcastle.

Maybe but if they got promoted it’s likely they’d want him the most and will pay a good fee for him. I’m more bothered about Villa and Bruce staying in the Championship than worrying there’s too many London sides.

Aye, also Huddersfield and Brighton both outspent us this season iirc and have never had access to PL money, they must be a financial state. I know these dodgy books say we had both their wage bills put together and doubled or something insane like that (sorry like but no way did our wage bill jump £40m from the prior PL season) but they must both be massively hurting to get this PL money paid out if anything slap head is saying is close to the truth.

I think it’s fucking hilarious. They’re an unfashionable club that are irrelevant, they’ve done nothing of note during the Premier League era (further back than that too but you get the point), why the fuck would they think anyone gives a fuck or has a soft spot for them? They’ve never been known for playing good football, or exciting football, or had players who were good to watch, they’re just fucking shite. They rip us to bits for being delusional yet they are still comparing their League One club to a Premier League side and think that everyone has a soft spot for them (which to me is the new intangible thing they win at as ‘classy club’ is out, it’s also an attempt at ‘winning’ over the everyone’s second favorite club tag we had under Keegan). Sad cunts man, I hope they stay down there as it’s quite honestly where that utter shithole of a town belongs.

Because Villa fans celebrated us going down in 2009, they also have the odious John Terry. Ignoring those two reasons Mitro is playing for Fulham, and they play good football.

Cracking pass by Sessegnon. Fulham play some great stuff

Exactly, all he has to do is come out with stuff like that and they’ll lap it up. Again though I keep saying they need to stop bringing us up, we are two leagues above them they should focus on their rivals like Accrington Stanley, Burton Albion, etc. It’s definitely an attempt at a dig, fuck knows who would get annoyed by it like. It bothers me as much as poocastle does, it’s just a bit pathetic really.

Oh aye we are absolutely everything to them, I just find it fucking hilarious that I can with complete confidence say them comparing themselves to us is delusional. I find it funny that they still try and claim they are everything to us as well. While I post a lot about them I didn’t watch a single one of their Championship games, I know for a fact basically all of their forum can’t say the same about our PL season nor our Championship one.