Howay

This ref is a right bellend, never a booking for Ritchie then when they got a throw the bloke walked about 25 yards forward from where the throw should have been.

Got a nice reminder of what an utter bellend Warnock is when I was reading about how he disliked Benitez. It’s all because Benitez played a weakened side against Fulham in the second last game of the 06/07 season, Liverpool had the CL final two weeks later and went on to lose to Fulham which put Sheffield United in the bottom 3. There was a quote from Mrs Doubtfire saying something like “that’s what happens when you have a foreign manager like Rafa Benitez, he probably doesn’t give Sheffield United a second thought”, no idea what Rafa being foreign has to do with not giving a fuck about Sheffield. I actually didn’t know he had this big (partly xenophobic) grudge against Benitez, shows how much I give a fuck about Sheffield United, but fuck me who doesn’t Warnock blame for that relegation I hope we batter these hoofball whoppers.

Aye I was thinking that, noncing dogs and getting yelled at by Wayne Rooney must have wore him down.

I get people going on forums and spouting some blatantly wrong nonsense to get a reaction to a certain degree, but I can’t wrap my head around throbbers like this bloke. No one has been reacting to his “but isn’t Ashley mint though” shitty craic for weeks now and he’s still going.

It takes a special kind of muppet to essentially use Rafas brilliant job last season against him. They’re speaking shortly after pretty much our only right back limped off and they’re sat trying to imply Rafa is being ridiculous by saying he doesn’t have what he wants. It’s getting beyond irritating when we are being outspent by Brighton, Huddersfield, Fulham, Bournemouth, etc and we have to put up with creepy old sex pests like them acting like Ashley is letting the club compete.

What a whopping cunt Shola is. To be far he was a dopey useless twat as a player so it’s not a shock he’s the same as a pundit. Why do idiots like him always say “you can’t compete financially with Manchester City and Liverpool” we’re not even competing with Brighton and Hove Albion ffs. Bringing up Aston Villa as an example as well, they’ve been spending like a PL side for 2 championship seasons, that’s why they’re in bother, meanwhile our lot have been bringing in PL money and spending far less. Then again I wouldn’t expect a bloke as fucking dumb as that wanker understand that if you have more money coming in you can spend more and still be okay.

Thought our lot played well, probably deserved a draw but a couple of daft mistakes cost us. I liked the look of Rondon when he came on, although Joselu scored and provided a defense splitting pass

Nice to see Joselu bring us all back to ground by showing he can’t even put one foot in front of the other properly.

Aye very poor from Yedlin. I’m also a bit annoyed with Dubravka there, at the very least as a goalkeeper make yourself big ffs.

The Hoss. Never doubted him

His argument is also completely self defeating. Newcastle have nowhere to go as the PL is shit, but any end destination that’s positive that Sunderland have “to go” would be to get back into that shit pointless league, which means they also have nowhere to go... The fucking muppet also caveats that although the Premier League is shit he’ll be happy when they “are” back there. Defeating his own completely deluded, ridiculous argument twice in a single post is impressive but also somehow trying to take some arrogant high ground that it’s way better to be in League One currently but they will be back in the Premier League. They’re completely in the fucking mire and they have no idea, look how long teams like Leeds have been trying to get back after dropping that low that lot are off their map if they think they’re getting two promotions on the bounce.

Joselu

I think it’s somewhat standard nowadays to contact the players agent to get a sense of how receptive they would be to a move, clearly we don’t bother with that as this is the perfect result for them. The player was just being nice imo, I don’t imagine he will play much at PSG so coming to a club like us would be better for his development as he’d get more game time. So I think it’s just he doesn’t want to come to Newcastle as honestly we seem like a basket case of a club.

Got to love a completely unneeded club meltdown after a season of positivity. The most ridiculous part is that the large net spend under McClaren that toonraider buzzes about will be needed soon. Ashley could have given Rafa far less of a spend now and be comfortable, instead the squad is going to degrade to such a point and we’re going to have a shite manager that we will need a big spend. I mean the squad actually doesn’t have a permanent starting left winger or forward, then we have the issues of having 3 CMs and 3 CBs.

Who gives a toss that Rondon has the number 9 shirt btw? They fucking love just making shite up about Newcastle fans and then getting angry about it.

The players are literally refusing to do media obligations due to him being an unreasonable cunt over bonuses, and the manager is publicly announcing his frustration at not getting what was promised and that ugly fat wank is expecting anyone to believe his sob story? He is a right ugly bastard btw, what a fucking monster of a bloke. He looks like a wrinkly version of that little fat wanker off king of the hill.

I’ve little to no doubt Ashley is too thick to realize but selling Lascelles at this point would see the club lose more money than he’d bring in as relegation would pretty much be nailed on.

He’s a bellend tbh. No clue how people can enjoy watching him. Saying that the two YouTube bellends he’s refereeing a fight for (KSI and Logan Paul) are absolutely fucking painful and they have millions of subscribers.

Aye I think that’s pretty much the way it is, Charnley is no doubt a total tit of a man but as you say there’s no doubt he is also under strict orders from fat Mike to botch most the deals and give Rafa some shite reason for why it didn’t happen. Even if the Thiago Maia story isn’t true I think by and large that’s how our transfer policy works, they basically spend fucking ages trying to wear a team down. I know there’s been issues with other clubs calling our transfer methods shambolic in the past, which is likely harming future chances as well. Even when we get shot of this fucking tumour there’ll be long lasting effects, most noticeably the reputation damage he has wrecked from a transfer standpoint and also a marketing one (as in he’s made us a right tatty club).

I’m not going to praise a bloke for allowing Steve McClaren to have a net spend and then force Rafael Benitez into a situation where the club is going to make a net profit for 3 seasons. He only allowed that level of spending because he had throttled the clubs spending in the seasons leading up to that one, leaving a shambles of a squad. He then went on to keep McClaren in the job until such a point that staving off relegation was almost impossible simply to try and avoid having to pay up his contract. The blokes a fucking nob.

The club’s a total joke.

West Brom finishing bottom doesn’t mean Rondon is shit, Stoke went down as well and Liverpool bought Shaqiri. He’s a better PL player than Gayle, scoring isn’t the only thing he can do as he can lead a line and hold the ball up a bit, Gayle was basically incapable of both those things. Gayle was pretty much bullied by centre backs all season, Rondon won’t be pushed about as easily.

Impressive that she’s out there at 72 mind, can’t take that away from her.

I let myself get a little bit hopeful when the Staveley takeover craic was everywhere. I’m not going to get like that until we actually have a new owner, even if I saw pictures of Ashley and the new owners at the actual meeting signing ownership over I’ll wait until the fat lump has no legal ownership whatsoever before getting excited.

It won’t even happen when Benitez leaves. I’m not sure where I said protests do nothing, my point was that it’d need to be a proper one as in people stop buying tickets and stop frequenting his stores. I’m not having a go at people who go and continue to go, just that a complete boycott would be the only sort of protest he might have some response to. I think the spends you mention correlate to attempts at staving off relegations rather than a reaction to fans leaving a match at half time.