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Brilliant film. Last time I flew I was going through the films on offer and ignored all the new shite once I saw that was on there to watch. The scene with the ferret ffs

Thought CT had himself another new hobby in the form of dogging. I of course clicked immediately.

There have already been articles slagging fans of our lot, Manchester United and Arsenal for the pity it wasn’t Ashley/Glazer/Kronke craic. I don’t wish it was him but as many on here have said I wouldn’t feel bad for the bloke, his family would have my condolences, but to be quite frank many would probably be better off if he was gone. Putting football to one side he’s also a massive cunt to his staff, pushes to buy struggling businesses so he can strip them for parts, and seems to always hope and I assume push for less regulated working conditions for factory and shop staff. As for those wishing it was him, he’s made that rod for his own back as far as I’m concerned, it’d have been incredibly easy to endear himself to the fan base from the off but he basically did the exact opposite at every single decision quite often when it wasn’t needed and was simply malicious.

Sadly it’s what we are though, this has been the case for the majority of this blokes ownership of the club. We’re shite relegation fodder. If we do go down this time I’m at the point where I don’t really want us to bounce back up. It doesn’t seem like he’s going to sell if we’re in the Premier League unless someone came in with an outrageously over the top offer. I’d rather not watch this dick head bleed the club every year while we have to suffer watching players completely out of their depth struggle against fucking Brighton. The point is moot anyway though, if Rafa leaves and this lot go down there’s not a chance they’d bounce up, the squad is so poorly invested in that we’re behind the top championship sides.

That’s the scary thing I don’t see how we’re going to win one. Brighton and Southampton are poor sides and we didn’t come close to bothering either. Watford looking like theyre going to hammer us.

None on target.

Aye, I can confirm this match is absolute dog dirt.

Honestly wish I would pack in watching. It’s a waste of 2 hours of my weekend. I gave it an attempt this weekend but ended up switching it on.

Spot on, there’s just nothing there. It highlights to me that pundits don’t watch us when I hear from them NUFC should consider changing manager, there’s nothing more he can get out of this bunch and downgrading manager won’t make anything better. The ridiculous part about Rafa not being able to spend the £25M from the Mitrovic sale is that wouldn’t have been lavish at all to spend bolstering the attacking unit we’d still be behind most the league in terms of quality in attacking positions.

Diame is shite. That break there Muto slowed his run hoping Diame would run into the free space on the left of their penalty area, instead Diame slowed his run too and just tracked Muto’s. Then he got the pass from Muto ignored the runners from midfield and then just spooned the ball over everyone.

Shock the “classy” mackems giving it the hard man act on the internet yet again. It’s an uncal mick bonus in the Mackem bingo as well, as that seems to me like the early signs of a mackem delusion fueled special bond with Pompey. That Reiver bloke is potentially one of the most full of shit pricks on any football message board as well.

Another thing I hate Ashley for is that his rinsing of the club has allowed those paedophile worshippers to feel in anyway that there is parity between the clubs.

That’s a new thread in all, shows how fucking often the sad acts go on about stuff like that.

Always think that bloke comes across as one of the ones who gave Johnson full support.

The man chews cigarettes, he’s a fucking animal.

Next draw is Tuesday. Ryder will be first with the news.

The lottery over here is up to $1.6B now. I’ll give it a go lads, if I win I’ll buy the toon off that fat cunt.

At least there’s some good news the day.

Spot on. We’re a tin pot yo-yo club now. Any fan of football that says anything positive or in defense of Ashley is either on the wind up or completely demented. You hit the nail on the head with the PR stuff too. What’s the point? He’s going to keep acting a cunt so why make any attempt to disguise it? He should just fucking crack on ruining everything that he touches like a fat, ugly, shabby, opposite version of Midas. One day when the club is free of him, I expect when we are in the lower leagues and he lowers his £10B price tag (or whatever ridiculous number he would actually accept as we all know no matter the bid the price would just be raised) I’ll still always hope nothing but misfortune befalls him, I will avoid any store he owns even a small portion of like the plague and hope to one day read that he’s resorted to prostitution in public bogs after he ended up penniless.

I don’t think this is a knee jerk to a poor result at home to a weak side but I feel like Ashley has finally pushed firmly down on the pillow and suffocated this club this season after a decade of holding it just above the club’s nose. The club has been utterly destroyed, we were a great football club, not necessarily on the pitch or in terms of trophies but we were a proper football club and there was a great connection between club and fan base even in the times we struggled which imo is rare in the modern game. Football is the highlight of many people’s weeks, I’m not ashamed to admit it can often be the highlight of mine. He’s ripped that from us, I can no longer say it can ever be that to me we’re tragic, utterly tragic. For 10 years we’ve depended on some rough diamond we picked up for cheap turning into a player, then when they do we’ve essentially depended on them to carry the whole team as opposed to building anything around them. I don’t even enjoy watching us anymore, watching players as devoid of any talent such as Joselu plod around the pitch just isn’t football. There’s no passion surrounding the club, no buzz, no excitement, and there hasn’t been since the first year he bought us, before he decided to drive the club into its first calamities by attempting to disgrace club legends. I used to love watching football, but honestly my whole passion for it has subsided. I don’t even bother watching Champions League games or keeping track of most scores. I quite regularly have no idea of the placing of other PL sides, as what’s the point? We’re going to be struggling to keep our heads above water like the little, irrelevant, tin pot club we have become. My whole feeling was summed up this week, I was listening to a podcast and when they were discussing Man Utds comeback win against us one of the pundits said “yeah but I mean it was only Newcastle” it wasn’t an attempted dig, it was just the truth and I took no offense or exception to it, the bloke was spot on. That’s exactly what we are, a club that every team in the league will see as a winnable game. If you told me all this 10 years ago I’d feel sick to my stomach but now I just don’t care, he’s sucked any soul or passion out of Newcastle United Football Club. As Alex said in another thread, what is this all for? What on Earth is the purpose? If it was money he could quite easily make far more elsewhere, if it was advertising he could have spent all he’s invested on far higher profile advertising. I think overall it’s been negative to his company, clearly his image, and obviously the football club. It’ll be a shame to see Rafa Benitez go, his reign has once and for all proven Ashley will never care about the club, if ever he was going to invest it would be when he had a world class manager at the helm. Instead yet another legend of football has been embarrassed, degraded, and pushed out in an insulting and disgraceful way. That’s Newcastle United. To long didnt read: Fuck this fat cunt.

Think that game said a lot. It was easy to write off the poor start with a load of difficult games, but we had 2 weeks to prepare for a home fixture against one of the weaker sides in the league and honestly despite having ‘control’ I can’t say we were hard done by losing that. Imo it’s irrelevant if we buy in January, it’d just be a late attempt to get again bandage over the wounds. In any case he won’t allow Rafa to spend enough on any single player to bring in a quality talent, £10M players aren’t needed now we need to bring actual talent in and in the current market that’s generally in excess of £20M (I know you can get bargains but we’re over a barrel at this point and can’t afford to gamble).

Perez completely underhits the pass there.

We have no movement at all off the ball.

Fuck off man Joselu. What a total waste of time.