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I have not but I’ll definitely find it to give it a watch now, cheers for that tip. Sounds right up my street. My wife also loved seeing TJ Miller but is now having mixed feelings after googling him I told her he was fucking mental when we were driving to see him, she wasn’t having any of it at the time.

And don’t forget to pick up your complementary blue drink and Callum’s sewpa chicken dippahhs on with way in to the pub/match/relatives tenement with your new Sunderland lassy Colleen, or new MLF Kevin.

What a pack of bastards

Went to see TJ Miller do stand up tonight, wasn’t sure what to expect going into it, and it ended up being among the best stand up shows I’ve seen. I don’t know how much he travels for his shows, on account of him being a bit of a fucking maniac, but if you get the chance to see him he was definitely worth going to see. Special mention goes to the woman sat behind me though, Miller said existential crisis at one point and she said “what the hell does that even mean”, then towards the end of his act he said “this is a brief summary of the US Government” before screaming into the wrong end of a trumpet and shortly after I could hear her whinging “what did that even mean? That was not funny... in fact it was really disrespectful”

More than likely this is it. I just feel that Clark should be fresh enough to play considering he hasn’t played the majority of our games, whereas players like Ritchie and Kenedy will play the Everton match and have played all season. Whatever the case Manquillo being shite wasn’t really the issue (aside from the first goal). It was just a general lack of quality in most areas, especially Ayoze’s. I was actually really disappointed in Schar, he’s looked pretty assured in most games he has featured but was making some really odd decisions today.

Thank fuck for that, hope they go on to win. All the above points still stand like he’s really becoming a poor manager.

This Southampton result isn’t great for us, surely Manchester United have to now consider chucking Jose I really don’t see what they are expecting to get out of him now. He’s spent more or equally as much as all those above him over his tenure yet slags off all of his own signings and is getting nothing from them. You can’t see any way they will compete for a title with him, they came 2nd last year but they weren’t competing. One of the best CM’s in the world looks utter dogshit for him, a quality striker hasn’t scored at home for the entirety of the Formula One season, basically every player has regressed under him. I remember when Bailly first come in the league he looked class, now he’s a joke and Mourinho has played Matic and fucking McTominay over him. Of course I’m loving Man Utd being this shite I just don’t get what Woodward and co are thinking about by keeping him . It’s also great seeing Mourinho falling apart as he really is one of the biggest cunts in football, as well as being probably the most disrespectful despite always demanding people respect him.

Agreed, I know Clark was really playing in a central 3 so the system was different to the flat four today but Clark should absolutely play over Manquillo even at full back. Manquillo is so poor, I understand Kenedy could have done more for the cross but the fact is that was Snodgrass who was Manquillo’s man, while Manquillo was taking up a position in the box covering someone that one of our centre mids already had covered.

I guess it’s not even worth saying anymore but it really is time Ashley just fucked off. You can see Benitez is really trying his best with how he sets the team up, and his instructions. You can often see how they are meant to play but there’s nothing he can do about this extreme lack of quality in the squad. We very often have moves break down simply because of a wayward pass, and nearly every game defenders making bizarre decisions, attackers fluffing chance after chance etc. some games the players can pull it together and execute the plan, other days they just show their lack of talent. Dreadful by the team today. Personally thought Diame was tragic nearly every time he won the ball back well he would almost immediately lose it, it’s not even worth discussing the games Perez and Manquillo had. I’m just tired of watching players like Manquillo, Perez and Diame (I know he’s had a run of ok performances but by and large he’s a poor player) they are shit, we’ve known for years they are shit, Rafa knows they’re shit and yet we are still seeing the fuckers play every week because this fat, ugly, parasite that owns NUFC won’t let us bring anyone in.

Anderson has pulled Yedlins pants down today, mugged Schar off there too no reason for him to charge in like that.

Perez off, Joselu on is perhaps the clearest thing to prove our transfer policy doesn’t work.

Fucking hell, well Rondon can’t finish either. He also seems to be offside a lot.

Aye, to be fair we’ve been fucking shite at the back so we can’t feel hard done by. Hernandez showing exactly what Perez (and Newcastle) lacks. Can we spend some fucking money for some quality for fuck sake.

I think that’s the most frustrating part, Perez’s movement and positioning is really good so he gets more chances than most but fluffs nearly all of them. Surely this is something he could be working harder on in training.

It must be so frustrating for a player like Ki watching players like Perez, Manquillo, and even Diame just concede possession at will. Perez should have a goal out of that half tbh.

How can he not get that on target at the very least man? Under no pressure to put it both high and wide ffs.

It’s fucking dreadful. To the point where I can’t understand it. Manquillo looks incapable of passing to feet, every pass is poorly weighted and off the mark even a 7 yard pass Ki wanted to feet was put about 2 yards behind him at pace

Schar with a daft decision there. Some terrible defending by our lot, and despite some decent attacking moves we’ve got Ayoze making sure they result in goal kicks.

Manquillo we may as well be playing with 9 men

Fuck off Perez

Aye, we’ve had to toil with him in the side year after year is it too much to ask for some improvement on him Another good chance headed right at the keeper there by him as well.

For fuck sake. No shock what flank that cross came from. Poor defending all round.

Aye, that’s an odd decision. I thought Ritchie had a class game at full back. It’s likely because he doesn’t want to play that formation but Manquillo is a total waste of space.

Also three games it was glaringly obvious if we had quality in the squad we’d have put the games to bed a lot earlier.

Thought it was a good first half, we should have probably scored more and their goal was pretty fortunate with Dubravka misreading it. Rafa gave that gravel eating toe rag Dyche a tactical lesson in the first half in all. After Ritchie’s sitter I think we sat a bit too deep which we are prone to doing but that’s also more telling of the quality of the players as it was often poor passing which turned the ball over rather than any tactical desire. I know we were looking to counter but I think large parts of the second half we were allowing too much. Ritchie has a good game, missing the sitter aside, but was clearly blowing out his arse at the end. Kenedy has a good game defensively but still feel he holds onto the ball a bit too long. Not sure what others thought but I thought Diame was poor, he put in a good shift defensively but as soon as he won the ball he’d misplace or make the wrong pass most of the time, it’s like he doesn’t even seem to pick his head up half the time. The subs showed how desperate we are for players. Hayden came on, did little aside give away a couple of needless free kicks. Joselu, I genuinely don’t see the point in him coming on, he has absolutely nothing in his game, I think it’d be a little unfair to say his chance was a sitter but he should at least be hitting the target, no idea what he was doing as he watched Hart push further and further into our half either the fucking dozy bastard. Overall the game underlined what a clueless wanker that idiot Burnley fan coming on here predicting they would batter us is. They’re a very poor side, they basically had no tactic beside lump it up to the two up top from kick off.