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Aye, I think the point about being in a position of weakness is key. You’d think he’d understand that as a business man but he seems to get offended by people wanting a premium for strikers despite us not having a PL quality striker properly on our books for some time now.

Yet the scupper deals over paying a player too much in wages. I know he obviously won’t be making player money, but that’s literally throwing money away rather than being put towards the pool of money for wages. In fact can we use it to upgrade the youth coaching staff ffs, I’m sure Beardsley was likely overpaid anyway so we could probably get some decent coaches in.

At least they’re taking it seriously I suppose. 16 goals for them in their last two games, must be class watching that side every week.

It’s no surprise you don’t want to be in the PL, your club has the most shameful moment in the history of the division attributed to it. So it’s probably best you stay out of it. The moment I’m referring to is: ”he’s Adam Johnson he shags who he wants” vocally supporting a child molester, a man that later said in prison that he wished he had just had sex with her, so he’d happily have been a rapist. Disgusting fan base.

Aye like ewerk said there’s no way the PL would allow that to happen, it would severely impact the TV rights. I think the same would go for basically every European league as well, as you’re fucking over the fan bases of 16-18 clubs (in most of the leagues) for the sake of those select few top sides. Maybe this is what will cause this break away League?

It’s their you thick cunt, I know mutant is your first language but you have to make more of an effort when pretending to be a Newcastle fan. All of the players listed are fucking bobbins as well, it’s irrelevant as it was your first team squad against our kids. As Tom pointed out your last sentence is nonsense as our U23’s beat yours a few days ago. Now run back to your tenement like a good little mackem.

These two posts sum that club up. The funny part is I can aim that first question at that Chris bloke, no idea who that sad cunt is and he’s their first team player. Our U-23’s beat theirs the other day btw. So essentially this is like one lad beating up another of the same year in school, then the kid who got a hiding getting his dad to beat up the younger sibling of the winner. Imagine celebrating your first team beating a youth side man, the more I think about it the more pathetic it is. No wonder that fan base willingly supported a paedo.

It’s ridiculous how much they care about this, fucking losers man.

Shock that it’s yet another bollocks bid our dickhead owner had no intention of actually completing. 100k a week wages isn’t crazy for a £25m player, I’m fairly sure Jonjo is on £60k-£70k isn’t he? And he was a £12m player. We’re just a pathetic club, he’s reacting to demands and prices as if this was all 10-15 years ago, I’d wager most PL sides have a couple players on or close to 100k a week.

If they try and claim this as some sort of proper derby win they’re an outright embarrassment. The very fact their first team is playing our youth team is utterly shameful for them, the fact it’s only 2-0 is also embarrassing for them.

“Morning long pins, what's miss perfect bum doing? Would love to be feeling ur unreal body."

Aye that spanner in his SAFC themed house saying they had the best fans in the world was a quality addition. Coleman came across as a right arrogant cunt imo, you’re spot on about the Grabban issue being down to him. Loved when Grabban celebrated after putting one past them

I watched the documentary and despite the Mackem doc makers trying so hard portray them in a good light it was still fucking hilarious from start to finish. What a fucking shite club they are. The new owners come across like a right pair of cunts. Was nice to see Coleman living in Tynemouth Funnily enough the bloke that I ended up feeling somewhat bad for was Rodwell they were basically trying to bully him out of the club, they basically threw the kid to the wolves and tried to make him a lightening rod for all their issues. Bain wanting Rodwell to agree to just tear the contract up to do the club a favor since the club were struggling while Bain is sat there with a Patek Philippe watch on was a highlight.

I love that this keeps popping up. Why does Ashley (or Bishop) want to try and make people think that’s the case? Ashley certainly ticks none of those boxes himself in fact I find it impressive that after all these years of owning NUFC he still shows a remarkable lack of understanding about the club and football in general. Just go go back to doing what you do best Mike, drunkardly spewing up into fire places you ill dressed fucking scruff.

Glad I completely missed this one. Our squad is absolute bobbins.

Pogba vs our likely midfield of Diame and Hayden will be absolutely painful to watch.

Shocking defending

That Success is such a diving bastard. Spent more time on the floor than on his feet.

This sums it up for me. What a fucking shit game of football, Liverpool never had to get out of 1st gear. Ridiculous header by Lascelles to set up their first, the lad should be behind Schar and Fernandez now imo. That penalty decision was a total disgrace, it makes Rondon not getting the pen the other week look like even more of a robbery. Fucking wank defending for 3 and 4 as well. Diame is fast becoming as useless as he was before his purple patch imo. He seems to win the ball well but then immediately does some weird lofted pass or spoons it right back to the opposition. Honestly had no idea Hayden actually went onto the pitch after he was named in the starting 11, shite player. Muto was anonymous and Joselu is so painfully bad he’s not worth discussing. Ritchie put in some really good crosses, especially in the first half, and absolutely no one attacked them. I know Joselu is shit but I just don’t understand why he’s not taking up a more central position and attacking balls into the box like those.

I hope we sit deeper than Mourinho’s Chelsea, then we catch them on the break late on for a Joselu winner. Phil Thompson to have a mental breakdown on SSN, Mark Lawrenson throws his wig at Shearer in disgust, a day of mourning is declared by Liverpool’s mayor, and there is a media meltdown by people like Sam Allardyce saying Rafa should have attacked.

Could barely muster up a chance against a side that have conceded over 40 goals. No urgency at the end by our lot and no talent.

Two absolutely tragic teams. Diame’s Passing is almost as nightmarish as Manquillo’s positioning.

All this and the mackems still love these utterly transparent carpet baggers. The owners are setting arbitrary attendance targets to try and guilt people into going now. Absolutely pathetic club.

He never wanted to be at Newcastle, it seemed like he was persuaded to sign because of the bump in wages and the profit for his club. One day with McClaren was probably enough for him to decide he’d made a mistake. Plus his lass was probably wearing too many layers in the winter. Not excusing him for his attitude but I think a manager like Rafa would have got through that and had him playing, McClaren just made it worse.

What a fucking joke man.