Howay

I’ll never accept that stupid fucking “he wasn’t convicted so they were fine to act how they did” it’s utter nonsense. Iirc he was out on bail while the CPS was gathering evidence, also no one here is saying the mackems should have been booing him but as Rayvin said they chanted “he fucks who he wants” and gave him over the top vocal support. What they did was abhorrent. Also that stadium is a fucking joke, PL standard Aye keep cracking them. It’s a soulless, flat pack stadium surrounded by nothing, the facilities inside are on par with koko’s in North Shields. It’s a League One club playing in a championship standard stadium with a fan base that quite happily backed a sex offender.

Why is this kiddy fiddler still here? He was rumbled ages ago and is now upset at people taking the piss out of him for it. Get a grip man, and not of anymore kids please ffs.

They’re fucked like, that’s a bloke that’s scored 18 goals in just over half a season lost this late in the window. No catching the mighty Luton now.

Aye that’s the end of Rafa unfortunately. Basically in a holding pattern until this horrible waste of space that owns NUFC either sells or dies. I expect to get relegated next season, the squad is absolutely shocking and our next manager will no doubt be an absolute fucking clip as well. That relegation would be different from the last two, we’ll have no saleable assets of any worth. I can see us becoming a Championship club, which I absolutely would take if it meant this cancer cut his losses and sold the club.

Quality

How anyone defends this ownership.

The phone saying “what’s up long pins can’t wait to feel ur unreal body”

Ouch. In the words of almighty bellend Mike Dean “off you pop” HF is spot on, there’s no point anyway the claws are out now from the media since we are hovering above the drop so they’re looking for that narrative, the crowd against Ashley and look at what a cunt he is is what they’ve went with. If we go down, Rafa leaves, bitch tits lets someone spend half the money he’s been hoarding and we came back up, they’ll be back on the “not sure what these idiots up north want” before getting Craig Bellamy on to confirm that we all are deluded and expect to win the league. They can all fuck off tbh.

Another loan? Fantastic.

They really are a bunch of idiots. Acting like they’re going to be taking over the entirety of north London, they can’t even get anyone at their home games when they give the tickets away. It’s also not an issue, they won’t make the final. But anything to dream up a situation where 40,000 men beat up 3,000 and claim imaginary victory. Are we safe to assume them being way harder than us has replaced that they are classier since they took the side of a bloke who touches up little girls?

Typical tactic by Ashley and his little lackey Charnley, just keep delaying and pissing about until someone else gets them. If this is who Rafa wanted they’ve known since before the window opened. Looking forward to hearing from Ashley’s pack of bastards, fuck knuckle Ferdinand, and hairy sex pest Keys all about how he’s footing the bill for another relegation, it’s not his fault that Rafa left, and he’s trying his best to sell. Maybe they can then trot out some bonus lines about how he saved us from that insurmountable £100m debt the club was in, while ignoring that it keeps increasing no matter how much money the club makes with next to fuck all (PL football wise) going out the door. Was nice having a widely respected, professional manager, I wonder which abhorrent, widely forgotten about idiot we’re going to get when Rafa leaves. If Ferdinand wants us to thank Ashley for getting Rafa in (we all know Benitez approached the club) then should we also thank him for a bloke that couldn’t even be bothered to learn the names of the clubs best players and also called a journalist a cunt in his opening press conference? How about the one who attacked an official and an opposition player and called a respected manager a cunt? Or even the return of the first fucker who announced himself on talkSPORT out of nowhere yet again not bothering his arse to learn the players names? I mean come on ffs, that was a manager who had been sacked from a League One side and a bloke who hadn’t had a job in football for ages. Duck lipped fucking idiot, my respect for both Jenas and Humphrey increased when they called him out for his bollocks.

It seems like in Almiron and Martins Rafa is targeting players with creativity. Which we are in need of. Atsu isn’t a PL player, Kenedy has been dire all season and although I like Ritchie he can’t do it alone and he is fairly workmanlike. I’d like a striker in to fill in for Rondon when injured/come on as a sub, but I think if we did get those two in Rondon will get a lot more chances. We’ll get neither.

It was meant to be a team relaxation session as well.

Gelson Martinez will be fit, Simeone makes sure of that. In Martinez’s case I thought he was being blooded into the Athletico set up, I’d be surprised if they loaned him out. I also can’t see how we would have a permanent deal in place as that article hints for him, Sporting are demanding Athletico pay them €100m (which they obviously won’t get) and his case is with some court of abitration so I can’t see any way we could get any deal set up if Athletico don’t even know how much he’s going to cost them.

Spot on, it makes no sense whatsoever. He’s a businessman surely he can see any club we approach to sign a player will know we are in a desperate position and will hike up the fee. It would kind of make sense (although decrease the fee he could command) if he really did want to sell the club so these were short term fixes until then but it seems clear he’s just making all that up.

Absolute delusion by them, they’re a third tier side ffs. A club like Bordeaux are miles ahead of them.

Wasn’t Rondon the one that grabbed Yedlin when Yedlin went over the top of him to stop Yedlin landing on his head? Comes across as a top bloke tbh.

If that’s true he has no desire at all to sell. Even he must know those terms are absolutely outrageous. It’s getting to the point where I think we’d be better off going down to the Championship and staying down for a bit. That way he’s cut off from this vast TV revenue he’s hoarding and drops the fee he could hope to get massively. Shite for us but as long as he’s able to have his tat advertised to PL viewers, occasionally dip his hand into the clubs coffers, with the money flowing in yet declaring losses ( ) it’s clear he won’t sell.

As tight as Ashley is it’s absolutely insane if he’s going to let Benitez walk if it’s for the sake of spending on two players. I know for him these will be seen as vast sums but as McClaren showed whatever shit manager he brings in will need heavy investment to try and stay up, and even then we’d be risking the drop. He’s onto an absolute winner with Benitez, I know it’s no use to us but if his only goal is clinging to PL survival then Benitez almost guarantees that with even just a small budget. Just actually give the bloke a budget. I know he’s always been a tight cunt but he’s actually getting tighter in a time club’s have far more money coming in, I just hope his hovering up of bankrupt companies bites him in the arse and he’s forced to sell NUFC.

Horrible news, hopefully they find them and they’re ok but the chances of that are looking pretty bleak.

Just joined Blackpool on loan. So hopefully that helps his adjustment to first team football, also hope he scores a couple past the mackems

Aye, was nervous for a bit as Fulham went at them quite a bit first half before they seemed to tire a bit and Spurs took hold of the game. Eriksen is such a class player to watch btw, brilliant pass for Dele’s goal. Sissoko is a completely different player in the position most on here were screaming at Pardew to play him in, he’s still a twat though.

Must not have been translated into Orc yet.

Aye, the best part about these new owners being such mouthy cunts is it’s clear as day once the mackems turn their rabid, nasty, obsessive attention onto Loadsa moneyyy and methhead the two of them will start going back at them. Look forward to that turning into a nice poisonous relationship. I must say they are fucking magical to have as local rivals. Two of their best goal scorers in recent years absolutely hate them (Grabban and Bent) to such a point they are both buzzing to score against them, that’s what an awful fan base they are. Add to that they go on about us hounding out Robson(bollocks as we all know), they should look at how they treat their best two managers of the modern football era (Reid and Bruce I know FUCKING pathetic), they threw bananas and abused one and the other was never given a chance from the start as he happened to be born in Newcastle (despite showing no affection for NUFC ever). What a pathetic, horrible, twisted little fan base from a venomous, backwards, pissant town, they are in exactly the right division imo and I hope that’s where they stay.