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Further evidence of Wolves being overrated to fuck tonight. Fancy losing to that shower

Expect the mackems to try and sign Adam “ah wish ah’d bucked her” Johnson, mackems to further shame themselves with a re-do of a “well she was almost 16”.

They’ll have rushed home from their long day of drinking cans at the kids park to watch Newcastle United. Rooting for Burnley the whole way, every Newcastle player is complete shite, that new lad is invisible his pass to Ritchie helped set up the second goal but he’s shite and didn’t do anything. Honestly man they need to get a grip. I’ve seen maybe one Sunderland game in three years. Why are they watching us? Especially in such a pathetically blinkered way, they just keep calling Longstaff shite for example meanwhile he’s getting pretty universal praise from pundits. But aye Duncan Watmore plugging away doing naff all against League One defenders is way better.

Aye I don’t rate the lad but I’ve no idea why Noelie is complaining about him tonight, Manquillo was solid and kept their young winger quiet first half and Robbie Brady who can be awkward quiet 2nd half. Cracking, dominant performance that. By far the better side in every department today. I thought Schar, Dubravka and Hayden had really good games, Longstaff was impressive again. Quite honestly everyone played well tonight. Almiron and Perez really stretch the field and look difficult to play against, although his movement was good Perez is a pretty frustrating player to watch, he gets in really good positions and has the vision to try some really good passes but he quite often misplaced the final ball. As as exciting as Almiron is getting Lejeune back and the emergence of Longstaff has been massive for us. If this is Longstaffs level I’d be happy to see Shelvey go in the summer. Special word for Tarkowski today btw, what a cunt he is, whiney, and dirty throughout. That stamp action towards Joselu was distasteful imo so I’ll be rooting against him getting further England caps from now on. Also great to see Crouch come on and do absolutely fucking nothing besides pull a bunch of people’s shirts, put in a nasty frustrated kick on Schar then put his elbow across Diame, personally think he deserved a second yellow but not worried since he was shite anyway. The worst part is for all this positivity we still have Ashley as owner . Robbie Earle’s post match comments were actually cracking “it shouldn’t be a top 6 it should be a top 7 including Newcastle, for a manager to be at Newcastle United and for it to be a question that he might consider going to Leicester sums it all up really, that shouldn’t happen. If this club was even 25% correctly run they’d be up there”.

It’s mental he’s still going with this. Especially with clutching at straw wum attempts after a win.

That was fucking mental I mean it was great for me watching as I hate Chelsea but if I supported them I’d be fuming with Kepa. Big decision for Abramovic, imo he has to stand by Sarri if he ever wants this short termism to end at Chelsea as it’s clear some of the players there think they can choose when the manager goes (and tbh they’ve been basically allowed to). Still can’t believe he just stood there wagging his finger at Sarri if he starts next week Sarri has rocks in his head. They never put the board up though did they? As if they had he would have had to go off or face getting carded surely?

Aye he has 4 goals in the German Bundesliga, I know he’s young but that would be an astronomical fee.

Aye, it’s absolutely mental when you look at Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo’s goal tallies. A 1 in 2 record is traditionally seen as prolific, meanwhile those two are averaging a goal a game or better

Really impressed by Almiron. His pace is ridiculous and I like how direct he is, some of his passes to Perez should have resulted in goals.

He’d not get close anymore for me. He was a lazy cunt and has been pushing for a move since last summer.

It’ll be good to see Huddersfield out the PL. without doubt one of the dullest sides to ever bore the league.

Horrible challenge on Almiron that by a rotten side. I think they’ve been told to target him tbh and whoever the fuck Tommy Smith is was too rash to carry out the “put one on him” by generic Dortmund reserve manager #2

Well Almiron definitely has confidence would have been fucking class if that went in

It would be nice if our lot would pack in just fucking hoofing it whenever it comes near them

They really are a special breed. Even that thread quickly turns into digs at NUFC. They’re such a fucking arrogant bunch as well, they’re a boring, bog standard club. They constantly talk about how they’re such a fantastic fan base, yet the club are always offering heavily reduced or even free tickets, afaik they don’t hold any attendance record for any league they’ve been in, and they are very quick to turn on players, managers, etc. Their stadium is a soulless, boring, flat pack shithole in the middle of a car park, miles from anything. Some of the best players they have ever had are Kevin Phillips and Niall Quinn. They’ve played less games in Europe than Bolton Wanderers, Millwall, etc iirc. Yet there is a thread with a decent amount trying to go on about how special they are

Aye, we are absolutely fucked. I’ve been reading through this thread and I find the “well you’re not doing much so don’t complain” argument to be fucking hilarious. We need worldwide action on this otherwise it’s futile. CT and people of his ilk can kick up as much as they want because someone will use plastic then complain about climate change but individuals are utterly powerless here. Its fine though we can just ignore it and discuss the important issues, like building a random wall across a border, or having Britain close itself off from Europe for some apparent reason that no one is really able to give a proper actual positive for, instead of the looming mass extinction of possibly everything on the planet. Aye that last sentence may seem strong but it’s essentially what this will result in if this bunch of knuckle heads remain in charge. I agree though, sweet fuck all will change as long as total fucking TWATS want to push for some of the above items instead of focusing on what matters, and politicians will always aim to sweep up the easy votes rather than try and promote a worthy cause.

Their version of Ant and Dec, it’s Kev and Carl.

His header to set up one of Agueros goal the other week was fucking hilarious a kid would get yelled at for that let alone a Premier League player ffs.

They’re a proper league One side, it’s time they accepted it the arrogant fucking bastards.

I’m sure Honeyman or whatever shite they have in midfield are far better according to them. Just had a quick look, apparently Lascelles would be lucky to be worth £10m, meanwhile they’ve paid basically half that for an average League One striker. They are fucking ridiculous

Aye they won’t click that Donald and Methven are utter fucking chancers that have no hope of bringing the club forward as long as that keeps happening. It’s clear they don’t know what they’re doing. Any player that leaves gets a bitter “good fucking riddance” type send off, that will really encourage people to join knowing that type of professional atmosphere is there. They weren’t getting to where they thought would be easy to be so they’ve spunked likely a large amount of what’s left in the coffers on a fucking shite striker on the basis of a ripped off song and a purple patch he had the other season.

Puma do some fucking lifting clothing. Bargain basement stuff.

They are shite. That useless cunt Griggs missed two sitters apparently.

Not letting myself get excited in anyway. As mint as it sounds I just can’t see the chode giving it up.

They sold that Maja who had scored 15 in half a season, then paid more for a bloke who managed 19 in a full League One season last season. Overpaying for shite, Donald really is making sure they don’t repeat the prior owners mistakes there.