Howay

Hazard basically mentioning playing Sunderland as being the fucking lowlight of his career

I was literally comparing Stones and De Jong’s reactions to being pressured.

Watching that Stones fuck up again makes it look even worse the worst part for me is there was a moment Frenkie De Jong was caught in his own box under pressure, and he just cleared his lines. Stones decision making is fucking woeful tbh, it is harsh comparing him to De Jong but if you’re under pressure like that and get caught in two minds you take the safe option and clear it (even though the pass back to Pickford was on before Stones bizarrely turned around).

Stones is shit tbh, isn’t the reason why we were playing 3 CB’s at the World Cup because Southgate basically didn’t trust the CBs we had to play in a pairing?

Aye, another one that probably shouldn’t be starting for England due to bad form and lack of recent playing time.

I get they’re a lower level but what the fuck have they seen of him in the last few years that made them think “aye he’s the man for us”.

Chris Raper is an unfortunate name like. Hopefully he doesn’t name his son Richard.

If the country had any back bone whatsoever he should have been told to get back on the plane and fuck off. Surely you can’t accept the head of a foreign nation coming in and sending numerous accusations, digs, and insults at the mayor of the capital ffs. I suppose this is the Leadership that’ll sit and accept Trump harping on about the NHS being on the table in any trade talks (tbqfh I would really be very surprised if he was around for them, but you never know). As someone who lives in the US I can attest to how fucking shit their healthcare system is, I’m okay accepting it for now as I’m young-ish but when I start having kids etc it’ll be time to get a job back home. Unless of course this walnut whip fucks that up while those two ‘Britain shouldn’t bend to anyone’ bell whiffs Farage and Johnson go along with British people (and residents if the two racist wazzocks haven’t chased everyone off) getting shafted by American health insurance companies.

I would agree with PL that the agreement of a price is an agreement in principle to buy the club/ a “bid”. They’re not just going to rock up and go “yep we agree the club is worth £350m, ok well good bye”. Their statement also said “We have agreed terms and are working hard to complete the transaction at the earliest opportunity”.

Aye, trusting £25m to a foreign investment bank to have a conversation with reluctant sellers. On top of that it was a joint bid so there may have also been a disagreement of how much each side put in for the £25m.

Tbf he’s a top professional and has had one hell of a career. Takes the boring craic in his stride as well, saying that he’s still far and away more interesting than Paul Scholes.

Very convenient timing that mind...

It could also be a complete load of bollocks from the Chronicle.

Pretty impressive he has got that level of detail when there’s nothing at all getting out of the club about it. Load of utter twaddle.

They’re also full of have you ever seen a Geordie lift the European cup, people are happily pointing out Carrick, Robson, Kennedy, Charlton, and Frank Clark They really are thick cunts.

League One fanbase

As if that fucking bamp raised the trophy ffs, the League One side down to road will be buzzing even though he ditched them as soon as he could.

Hopefully the Roy Hodgson sounding cunt manages five in one on this return. WHARRAMHAR

His strike record of 6 goals in 2 seasons will be hard to replace.

For fucks sake man

It’s a £350M deal and one that has to go through FA tests, it’s going to take weeks.

This, if this was all to go through and these blokes did invest a good amount of money I’d love to see Mata come in. He’s only 31 and he comes across as a good pro tbf. I think if this lot were to try and het us challenging for the top 6 as a short-ish term aim you’d want a Mata type in, along with some upper mid table level players to boost the level of the squad for the first season. I agree on Robben though, he only started about 7 Bundesliga games this year and really is at the tail end of his career. Anyway, I’m going to try and stop getting myself excited we still have a 25 Clem roadblock in the form of Mike Ashley between the above and more of the same penny pinching/bleeding of the club.

“I’ve never touched flange” quality tbf.

Honestly the press give us pelters now. We have to sit and watch utter cunts like Rio Ferdinand sit and praise Ashley while he’s running NUFC into the ground with “what does a club like Newcastle expect?”. Even our ex-players like Bellamy pile into the fan base for being deluded and mostly get agreement. I’m sure if we do start overtaking the media darlings Bellamy will be the first to highlight his NUFC career.

He’s just some thick cunt tbh. His laugh gives it away for me, you can’t fake a laugh that makes you sound that fucking dense. They’ll all be full of hot air about coming up next season. They need to remember they come 5th...