Howay

Typical England like. VAR is again looking a bit shite here tbh.

Fastest dancer in the North East?

Probably let them make yearly payments over the next 10 year for it too.

He’ll be making a quick stop in London to pick out of contract Carroll up, you can almost see the summer interns video project for the signing announcement on the clubs social media accounts now.

Sheffield are definitely going to have a better manager than us, and outspend us even after Perez and Longstaff go for £50m+.

Probably yet another fucking player sold for more than our transfer record.

Shut up you pair of fucking mackems

Save money on managers wages, sell one of the better players, and the best youth prospect, then?....

It’s a scouser on the wind up.

Aye. Speaking of idiots I see the Chronicle is running a bunch of stories of “everything you need to know about Rafa’s new club” They surely must know no one fucking cares right?

Tbh until Ashley leaves I’m not arsed about who he sells. We’re never going to build a side under the bloke, and to be honest if Ashley doesn’t sell the club I’m fine with us going down and staying as a Championship side so stupid moves like this will speed that up. As AH points out taking 23 goals out of a side that barely scores isn’t exactly smart planning, so I fully expect this to be true. We’ll be selling our best youth prospect in fucking donkeys years once the first bid hits, the Almiron as soon as we can as well, we’ll then have to hear a completely confused Ashley and co searching for what possibly caused the third relegation under his ownership.

He saves those for Lee

NoFear wrote right across his fat arse.

The fucking clip of that man, he must have got them made “awwight moi saahhn you know that Disney geezer Aladdin? Yeah gimme a pair of pants like his but make them jeans. Anyway on your bike I’ve got go ring old man Kinnear, the jobs open again”. The best part is those jeans are so fucking shite that poor excuse for a shirt, and those monstrosities on his trotters slip under the radar.

He’ll be making sure no one has made any improvements to the training facilities.

Must be more cost cutting right? He seemed to be one of their better players last season, scoring a handful of goals and leading them to multiple magnificent failures.

The horrible ugly little sex pest has got a fair bit of history for having a go at Rafa. Interesting thing to attack Benitez for btw, especially considering the sniveling little pleb long since sold his soul to Qatar, the mighty atom that dared to dream “On this day (December 18) in 2022 the World Cup Final will be played in the country that dared to dream. As an Englishman, nothing will give me more pride if my team is in that final. How good would that be? The country I was born in, playing for the greatest sporting prize of all, in the country I now live in and have grown to love. There are so many mis-understandings about Qatar and this part of the world. I find that most ‘experts’ on this State are those that shout the loudest and have never been here. They are on most subjects aren’t they? Crime? There isn’t any. In the five years I’ve lived here I’ve never once locked a car - or my house. Everybody has a bed. Unemployment is unheard of. Despite the best efforts of some of its neighbours to adversely affect it, the economy is buoyant. At this time of year the weather is gorgeous. And the golf is great! ‘Ah, but what about the workers?’, I hear you scream. ‘What about workers rights?’. Fair point. I’m not going to pretend that things are perfect on that front, but I can tell you that a lot has changed in that respect. Progress has sometimes been slow, but progress has been made. Sustainable change can’t happen overnight. If things are to change forever then progress has to be ‘managed’ and change has to be permanent. That’s what’s happening. ‘Ah, but they bought it’.... How many times have I heard that? One enquiry after another has cleared Qatar of any wrong doing. What has been exposed are the back stories to 2006 and 2010, but there’s never too much of a fuss made about those awards. Why not? The anger about Qatar is based on England’s failed 2018 bid, jealously and dare I say it, racism at times.” What a pathetic urchin of a man, “oh what about the slavery I hear you scream” what a punchable cunt. He follows that doozy of making light of human rights abuse up with a magic line about how the enquiries have cleared the bid of wrong doing. He goes on to say he thinks it’s going to be the best world cup ever, and no one from any other country besides England has reservations about it being in Qatar.

Luke Edwards is an embarrassment.

It could mean a lot of things that’s why it’s hard to read much into it. It could just be Ashley refinancing the loans, it could be them being paid off, etc. The stuff people are saying about the movement of trademarks and copyrights is interesting mind, could again be Ashley moving stuff to himself but could also be positive. I’m hoping the complete silence from both sides of the takeover is positive, but honestly I’m just going to assume the worst now to avoid being let down when it turns out all this is the fat boy ripping IP from the club and causing the bid to collapse.

It’s okay I’m sure Ferdinand, Keys and co will no doubt say Ashley is class and the fans are too demanding

Getting a refinance off Wonga.

No decent manager will come, they’ve just watched Benitez do a great job for 3 years and rather than be rewarded he was repeatedly mugged off.

Spot on. They can fuck off tbh, if the club wanted him to stay he’d still be NUFC manager. His demands weren’t astronomical by any means, and were absolutely well within the means of the club.

The best part is one of the first insults he’d hurl at you if he saw you looking at him would be dafty or daft cunt.

This basically sums up where we are as a club at the minute. Honestly can’t be arsed with it anymore, it’s just fucking shite.