Howay

Fucking horrible performance that.

The ref needs to do something about this blatant targeting of ASM. That Cantwell is a canny player, we should be in for him once these inbred farmers go down.

I’m still drunk from last night and can confirm it doesn’t make for better viewing (it’s 11am here btw not 3 in the afternoon )

They really are a weird fucking bunch, it’s honestly as if they’ve never been to an event of any type before. I don’t think anything will ever best the Wembley craic when they were talking about driving close behind the buses to save petrol

Aye Soumare isn’t a striker he’s a midfielder. All the top sides are monitoring him, our angle was basically come and play for us as you’ll actually get game time and have a bigger stage to perform on, apparently we were somewhat close to convincing him but he’s decided to stay put (probably get a big move in the summer now). I agree with KD on Bowen, can’t say I was that bothered about getting him as like KD says we have Gayle who out scored him in that league anyway (his game may have transferred to the PL better but it’s still an unknown). Still it would have been better than the alternative which has proven to be not bringing a striker in.

And a can of Kestrel special brew in his hand, cock-eyed Mala wouldn’t let him go on a stake out without one

Aye they will, in that thread they were specifically dreading him coming out with how much he admires Newcastle “like they awlwayz says marra”. Fewmin.

They’re absolutely pathetic, he spent a year there on loan when he was still trying to break through ffs. I can’t remember anyone giving a fuck when Patrick Van Aanolt signed for them, and we were in the same division at the time not fucking two down. Hoping he breaks his leg ffs, and they still claim to be classy and of course his dad is a MLF according to them they are an absolutely pathetic bunch. If this takeover actually happens it’ll be interesting to see the absolute drivel they come out with.

I don’t buy that Ashley is wanting to sell tbh. He’ll fuck this all up one way or another, then we can look forward to cunts like Simon Jordon (and all the other cunts Strawb mentioned) blabbing on about how great it is for football that NUFC remained in Ashley’s hands. As others have said there literally isn’t going to be a better opportunity for him to sell if this lot really are interested buyers. The fat cunt must be one of the luckiest people going, he had a golden opportunity with the Man City lot, completely fucked it up, and now another chance to line his pockets after 12 years of just fucking around with the club comes to him.

I get that they are desperate to laugh at us/take the piss, but even if we did lose 2-0 away to Everton I’m not really sure that’s something to take the piss about really, especially given how much Everton have spent recently.

Fucking hell, couldn’t watch and checked the score about an hour in so had assumed it stayed that way. Fucking mental.

Aye, seems a hell of a talent, and a bit of a odd one as well remember him saying something about how he was going to take the ball home and treat it like his girlfriend after his first hat-trick for Salzburg.

Missed this, fucking chuffed to beat that lot.

Aye true enough. Was giving him the benefit of doubt that ASM on the counter was the tactic, in all reality it probably was the exact same lack of ideas with the exception of ASM’s pace and dribbling creating breaks, free kicks and corners from nothing.

That attempt at a shot by Joelinton ffs. In fact most of our shots recently have been like that, weak as piss and mis hit, it’s almost like the training methods have declined recently. The amount of injured players also originates from the shite training. Playing Lejuene this often after injury is mental and it’s finally cost us. We’ve just have no real tactic since ASM was injured.

Ridiculous lazy ball along the back by Lejuene. ffs he’s just done it again

Fucking hell, what an utter shite appointment.

I like that they are so tone deaf through their obsession that they don’t see how fucking weird calling us being 9th in the PL glorious is. Aye, you’s definitely have the high ground lads

That clip never fails to make me laugh.

We’ll always have the clip of fat lass going “weeeyuh in the premieeer leeeague not the championship” with her club tie on though.

Aye same as quiff. A few years ago, despite my dislike for them, I wouldn’t have wished it on them, but they have been so fucking rancid and obsessive towards us in recent years I’m happy to see them gone. The final killer blow will be their kids and grandkids asking for the toon game to be put on tv, so they can watch, not in the hope of us losing but, because they have become.... little maggy cunts.

Making his amazing MS Paint avatar available for people to use. It’s great to see they’re still trying to take the high ground about how much better they are than us.

They’re surely taking the piss at this point.

Warra bunch of losers

Wank game settled by a dreadful refereeing decision.