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Fucking tragic there. Half decent spell, then ASM misses not one, but two men with his pass back, Bentaleb runs in and completely spoons the shot.

This is absolute shit

Aye we are massively lucky Benteke is shite, we are trying our best to gift him a goal. ASM running all over to try and get the ball as the rest of the team are incapable of passing.

Soft yellow card that. They’re going down on every single shoulder to shoulder Again completely free header, we have 3 centre halves on the pitch ffs.

Dubravka brilliant so far. We’re playing 3 center halves and have barely won a header from any of their crosses or set pieces. Lazaro is constantly so far out of position, why don’t we just at least try playing a different formation which pushes Lazaro up to the wing and have Almiron play in behind the striker

It’s mental how shit we are at just passing it about. Even under no pressure passes are constantly misplaced.

Why aren’t we trying anything new at all up front? I know we don’t have many options but at least try and switch things around rather than persist with the same 3 in the same starting positions.

The Chelsea fans are going to have a meltdown here. Giroud goal ruled out by VAR as his toe was off, they’d also had a prior goal ruled out after Azpilicueta was shoved and then in turn shoved Williams, the push on Azpilicueta was ignored but his shove meant the goal was ruled out.

For fucks sake. The worst bit about this is Arsenal look average as fuck. I hope the players are completely embarrassed by Arsenal milking that celebration and taking the piss there. They have been fucking appalling, need to get the U-9 coaches in to teach them some basic passing

Aye we are still playing like it’s 0-0, no change in shape. They have to work on ball retention in training ffs as this lot misplace passes under no pressure.

Our complete inability to have any sort of spell in possession is frustrating as fuck.

Hope the ref does something about Arsenal just constantly fouling us.

While the story is likely bollocks he’s based his view essentially on the fact she’s friends with Kim Kardashian tbh. The fact she has no links to English football is irrelevant, she has a consultancy firm that seemingly advises Middle Eastern clients so that’s probably the link. I absolutely want this to be true just so that sad sack of a bloke gets some more pie in his face.

So the tactic of giving it to ASM and hoping he can run past the whole side and belt one in finally paid off, over 120 minutes against a 3rd division club. Just fuck off Ashley and take this pudding faced cunt Bruce with you.

Aye I noticed that as well there’s no way that could possibly be 10 yards

No chance of us winning this now. When Joelinton went off we should have had a striker to put on as replacement, even if it’s a youth one tbh we lost all shape after that, he’s also just let the midfield run themselves into the fucking ground.

Fucking shit, absolutely fucking shit.

Fucking nervy last 5 minutes over two legs against a team in the third tier playing a mostly full strength side in both games. Just fucking sell the club you fat fucking waster

I thought he’d lifted it over the keeper at first.

Good finish by Joelinton there

Get in there Sean

He’s getting desperate now with shite like this.

Also a team that didn’t manage to hit the heights Portsmouth did in recent Premier League history.

Aye he doesn’t have a clue. He just wants to say whatever he can to piss people off and then when people on Twitter give him stick he acts offended. He must be buzzing for whenever this takeover breaks down so he can scream at anyone that got a little bit of hope/excitement.