Howay

Fucking 5 defenders and 2 deep CMs and a bloke is about 15 yards free in our box. It’s a good job they are fucking honking as well or this would be 4-0

What the fuck are our centre backs doing with the dreadful passing between them there. Lascelles has it headed to him, no pressure and he decides to lazily volley it back to Schar who has two men closing him down.

Rose completely blowing out his arse here.

Aye, you’d think after playing together this much they’d have got some chemistry. ASM completely missed a good run by Almiron and instead tried to lob the keeper from 35 yards. 60 minutes in and still no sign of changing anything. Fucking mental.

Palace dominating central midfield, maybe sub a CB for Hayden and shore up the midfield to have a bit more control? Nah just let them keep controlling things.

it’s Kinnear level ineptitude this by Bruce. We weren’t in the game first half, similar to when we went behind last match, and he just does nothing to impact the game. He has to change it, it’s not like we were getting chances and have been unlucky.

Aye it’s baffling we weren’t all out to buy or at least loan a striker in January. Despite that it’s mad he’s not trying anything else, sure Gayle isn’t PL level but just fucking try him, play another formation that gets players closer to the striker instead of having him completely isolated. Saying he can’t change the tactics as the players are used to it is fucking ridiculous, he’s had about 7 months now and 3 out this 11 came to the team less than a month ago.

Game over. We’ve offered absolutely no fucking threat at all, he surely has to switch things around to try and spark something, I expect like last match he will just let it continue like this though. Pathetic manager.

The fucking clip of the shooting

It looks like they’ve changed positions up top? ASM seems to have moved to the right wing Constant yellow cards this ref ffs.

Fucking tragic there. Half decent spell, then ASM misses not one, but two men with his pass back, Bentaleb runs in and completely spoons the shot.

This is absolute shit

Aye we are massively lucky Benteke is shite, we are trying our best to gift him a goal. ASM running all over to try and get the ball as the rest of the team are incapable of passing.

Soft yellow card that. They’re going down on every single shoulder to shoulder Again completely free header, we have 3 centre halves on the pitch ffs.

Dubravka brilliant so far. We’re playing 3 center halves and have barely won a header from any of their crosses or set pieces. Lazaro is constantly so far out of position, why don’t we just at least try playing a different formation which pushes Lazaro up to the wing and have Almiron play in behind the striker

It’s mental how shit we are at just passing it about. Even under no pressure passes are constantly misplaced.

Why aren’t we trying anything new at all up front? I know we don’t have many options but at least try and switch things around rather than persist with the same 3 in the same starting positions.

The Chelsea fans are going to have a meltdown here. Giroud goal ruled out by VAR as his toe was off, they’d also had a prior goal ruled out after Azpilicueta was shoved and then in turn shoved Williams, the push on Azpilicueta was ignored but his shove meant the goal was ruled out.

For fucks sake. The worst bit about this is Arsenal look average as fuck. I hope the players are completely embarrassed by Arsenal milking that celebration and taking the piss there. They have been fucking appalling, need to get the U-9 coaches in to teach them some basic passing

Aye we are still playing like it’s 0-0, no change in shape. They have to work on ball retention in training ffs as this lot misplace passes under no pressure.

Our complete inability to have any sort of spell in possession is frustrating as fuck.

Hope the ref does something about Arsenal just constantly fouling us.

While the story is likely bollocks he’s based his view essentially on the fact she’s friends with Kim Kardashian tbh. The fact she has no links to English football is irrelevant, she has a consultancy firm that seemingly advises Middle Eastern clients so that’s probably the link. I absolutely want this to be true just so that sad sack of a bloke gets some more pie in his face.

So the tactic of giving it to ASM and hoping he can run past the whole side and belt one in finally paid off, over 120 minutes against a 3rd division club. Just fuck off Ashley and take this pudding faced cunt Bruce with you.