Howay

Nice to see what I wrote after a few whiskeys. I stand by it though, bunch of mugs.

Putting aside the ‘biggest club to play in tier 3’ nonsense, the bellend also thinks there are only 10-15 clubs bigger than them in the country They’ve played 2 games in European competition, look set to be a third division side for a third year, 3 seasons since they were last in the top flight, yet this spanner thinks they’re in the top 10-15 biggest clubs in the country I suppose the longer they’re at their proper level the more ridiculous the straws they clutch at will be, it was ‘everyone’s cup final’ last season, season 3 in League One will surely make them realize teams don’t see them as a scalp ffs.

My work has said they’re staying open after looking like they might close offices. Additionally they have said we now have to fill in a form daily by 9am to say what we are working on, as this will be used to staff people to projects where team members have been infected and are at home/hospital so the firms response to this is to give us more fucking admin and make us feel like even more of a resource than a person.

NBA is shut down indefinitely too

I love that they keep acting like Athletico playing defensive football is new, it’s literally the style they’re known for under Simeone. It’s also a perfectly viable tactic, these bitter cunts need to stop whinging when their favorites lose out to it, many of the same pundits were pulling themselves like mad when Chelsea knocked Barca out years ago by defending deep and hitting on the break.

I’m pretty sure the numbers in the US are massively wrong. They have 46 confirmed cases in NYC, one of the cases is a lawyer who works in an office just down the street from Grand Central station, he took the train in and out of Grand Central, spent the day at work, got home felt ill so his neighbor drove him to the hospital. The neighbor has tested positive as have both families, but if that’s the case I would expect a lot of people who come in contact with him that day to have contracted it, then the people they contact etc. there’s no way it’s only 46.

The Juve centre back Daniele Rugani has tested positive for it, is he the first big name player to test positive for Coronavirus? I know there have been lower division players before him.

Aye, Ritchie was absolutely fucking dreadful.

It would serve the abhorrent sack of shit right. The worrying part would be if he had it and recovered he’d take it even less seriously than he is now.

He comes across as (and probably is) an absolute fucking moron whenever I see him speak, how and why the fuck do people vote for him? I honestly don’t understand how people can hear him speak and think “that’s who I want to run the country”. There’s rumors of very limited to no screening when people are flying in from high risk areas so that the number of confirmed cases remains low, seems absurd and would be very troubling which is why it seems possible under this fraud. Only that man would think that him happening to be president would mean a highly contagious virus wouldn’t spread, or maybe he’s thinking his support would believe something like that. He’s going to wipe the floor with Biden as well isn’t he . What a time to be alive.

We go a goal up and immediately Lascelles goes into fucking hoof it anytime it’s near him mode, despite him having about 5 short pass options

Get the fuck in there ASM

He also won’t needlessly hack opposition players down when they’re going nowhere as Ritchie does quite regularly

In a shocking turn of events Ings is being a little shithouse

Aye, very limited player. The fact players like him are still regular starters after so many seasons since promotion shows how little Ashley lets us kick on.

Ritchie is such a liability at times.

Aye two massively blatant calls. Love Ings running over and whinging about the red at half, of that stamp was on Ings he’d be screaming for a ban, I understand standing up for your team mates but that was a fucking horror challenge. Special mention for Boufal still telling the ref it hit his shoulder when it was closer to his elbow

The Southampton fans want to give their heads a wobble acting hard done by over any of the decisions.

Southampton players telling him to look at the screen you don’t get many more blatant handballs than that lads.

Good decision

Clear as day hand ball that

Utter quality pass from Shelvey. Gayle fucks up with another soft finish

Should be a red that. Shocking challenge, the ball wasn’t even where he put his foot at any point.

For fuck sake

Another special day at Anfield after Liverpool Football Club come from behind after some team they had to play had the audacity to go one up. Now let’s show a clip of Milner talking to his team mates ahead of the match in a manner basically all footballers do but then we will go on about it as if it’s special.