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I’ve no doubt they’ll be hammering us for signing Wilson as he didn’t hit double figures last season, while they’re signing utter shit like this.

He looks rough for 35 in all.

They’ve signed 35 year old Danny Graham

I like that the bloke is writing a letter about being civilized while calling someone a rich arsehole, and a cunt twice all for taking up two spaces . I’ve no doubt Carroll probably is a bit of a nob but that wanker with his stupid pun named restaurant seems more of a bellend here.

We desperately need full backs, and Lewis is pretty highly rated alongside Max Aarons who was Norwich’s right back, it’ll actually be a good signing imo. Fraser and Wilson were a good pairing a couple of seasons back, then it seemed like Fraser either was injured a bunch or form dipped after the Arsenal interest? The positive here is they seem to want to play together as apparently Fraser wants to come to Newcastle to be closer to home, but is wanting us to bring in Wilson, and Wilson prefers us over Villa likely due to our interest in Fraser. I’m hesitant as always with a relegated pairing like that, but if they can get back some form it’d be a pretty decent few moves in the transfer market. While not massively ambitious or exciting I think this is about the best we could possibly hope from Ashley. A front four of Wilson, with ASM, Almiron, and Fraser behind him would be improved, and take pressure off Joelinton which may help his confidence and play (who knows though). Like Carl and AH the lack of match fitness is a worry, but Bruce will have the lads running cross countries which Bob Moncur will be fucking buzzing about.

So we’d get rid of two better Centre halves to bring him in? Sounds about right.

Aye, I hope it was called off for some other reason but looks like a fucking loser attitude, you’d think they’d be desperate to have another game to save face rather than shy away.

It’s ok it will just allow the Chronicle more time to pump out another 37 articles about Jeff Hendrick.

The upside is we will probably get another 10 or so articles today about how new signing Jeff Hendricks is fitting in from the Chronicle.

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The three that got sacked are absolutely shite at their jobs. They clearly never did any research, never added any interesting insight, and were generally completely biased wankers. From what I’ve seen Richards and Scott are both very professional, and clearly put time into researching. It’s a complete no brainer tbh, the only ridiculous part about it is that Merson kept his job the cock.

For under £2m aye. It’s nice we are planning for the season after next by bringing in a Championship striker.

So this is going to be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he is getting the hang of this football lark. One member of 90’s one hit wonder Hanson already through the door, Andy Carroll setting foot on a training pitch, and rumours of getting some more loans in.

Like a new signing

Rotten. They have the brass neck to go on about being classy and generalize our support based off the minority idiots, then their lot do shite like that.

Aye, they’ll be like oh we meant we’re happy for it to be resurrected so we can do way more faffing about outside the remit of the O&D test, not that we’d look to compromise or approve it.

Where is the outcry from the media at how horrendous for the game PSG making the CL final is? They seem to be discussing how brilliant Neymar and Mbappe are rather than abusing everyone that intends on watching the final due to the owners of PSG.

I see Steve Wraith is giving this one his approval. Makes it feel super genuine now that Steve is interested in it and they have two ex players that know absolutely fuck all about buying a club consulting on it. I look forward to Wraith putting up pictures of the Tyne bridge with the flag of whatever country the people involved originate from in the background, what a little fucking rat he is man.

These new bidders are simply after attention imo, so it a load of bollocks. The Saudi bid is over since the PL seem convinced of their own fucking nonsense being correct. The only way we get sold is likely what Wykiki said, we go down this season, Saudis reignite interest and purchase us subject to the EFL test, which probably won’t see anything like the EFL just deciding who the officers and directors are.

Spot on. Surely they can’t decide who are the O&D, if they were truly worried about the structure and thought the one being offered was false they should have rejected the bid, I find it a bit troubling that they think they can just imagine the structure and then demand the information of the individuals in that structure. They knew the Saudis would always reject any review of MBS, as to have one of their rulers subject to this type of review by a foreign governing body in a public sphere way out of their control was always a non starter. That’s game over imo, Masters has decided his completely bullshit approach is right and it seems there’s nothing stopping him just making up who should be subject to this test.

I do enjoy that this is a bloke that if going off that story about the F1 team he went for, and what Sunderland are currently, he’s targeting heavily distressed assets yet the mackems think he’s going to come in spunk a wedge and make them a PL force? And these daft cunts call us deluded. I’ve not read anything about his F1 involvement but it seemed dodgy and I’ll fated, so it seems to me he’s using these type of takeover attempts to get some free advertising for his 29p battery acid.

The lad has FTM in his twitter handle. Is this bloke actually serious with these pictures btw? Surely this is a piss take . It’s so fucking weird man.

Jeff Hendricks on a free is surely the most crashing back to Earth signing we can make after all the excitement of the Saudi backed takeover. Charnley may as well follow it up by lining every male NUFC fan up and swiftly kicking them in the nads.

Steve Wraith man. Remember when he was posting pictures of the Tyne bridge with the Saudi Arabian flag edited into the background, when some bloke asked why the fuck he was doing that he said the Saudis liked it . What an absolute helmet.