Howay

what the fuck was Van Dijk doing there?

Good finish from Harrison there tbf. Fucking shite defending by Alexander Arnold mind.

I laugh every time I see this

Good start to Leeds big day Bielsa sitting on a bin again.

Aye he’s had zero additional information regarding the deal between today and the last week, yet chooses to come out with that fucking drivel ON A GAME DAY (remember when he made a massive deal on people talking about the bid on a day Newcastle were playing a match, the fucking knacker).

What planet is that bloke on. Are the mackems still buzzing at the prospect of him coming in?

Tbf I think it’s over as well, I have as much insight into it as that fucking wanker though so his arrogant rant attacking people who hold hope holds no weight. Remember the stupid cunt actually believed the Mauriss bid in fact he seemed to believe it more than the Saudi bid .

My issue is the PL have made a pretty big assumption and everything they’re demanding hinges on them being correct. They want the O&D test to reflect the Saudi state and PiF are not separate entities, and are wanting the Saudis to change things regarding piracy, but if the PiF are a separate entity like has been put forward then they have no control over what the Saudis do regarding Bein.

Aye, I saw someone on Twitter say we’ve had 13 years of the bloke being an absolute cunt to us, it’s good to see him be a similar arsehole to someone that has blocked something the fans were excited about. Enjoy it Dick Masters, just make sure you don’t have any sort of pop back when trying to defend yourself or it’ll get ten times worse . You have to also appreciate all the gimpy journalists that attacked the fans during the takeover are now implying all of this is a big PR win from Ashley that the fans are lapping up . These cunts really are completely out of touch, they should just pack in talking about us if they’re that clueless. Regardless of what happens I still dislike Ashley immensely, there’s no way back for him in my mind so he’s not ‘winning’ the fans over with this, it’s just most (me included) are enjoying seeing him be a dickhead to a guy that fucked about with this process. Yes Luke Edwards is among those coming out with this sort of nonsense, along with Qatari mouthpiece Tariq Panja, and David Coverdale, all we need is Glendenning, and Delaney to join in and we’ve got a bellend full house.

Why would any other PL club give a flying fuck about what was going on with Masters? That is unless he’s acting on their interests....

I genuinely don’t see the purpose in them bringing him on, the bloke knows absolutely nothing, is privy to nothing, and is an idiot. To be fair that last bit is probably why they get him on, bring him on as a deluded jawdeee punching bag for Simon Jordan.

I still find it mental that the process apparently has no time frame whatsoever in place, and that they have no obligations to give even the vaguest guidance as to their timing even to the actual fucking parties involved . Fwiw I find it highly unlikely that the PiF gave no support, or assurances to their structure, and find it even easier to think that the PL are talking absolute twaddle when Masters was saying he hopes it gets wrapped up in the next couple of weeks before 3 weeks later suggesting they have no idea about the structure of the buying party . It honestly seems like it’s a bunch of amateurs at the PL, if this really does go to a business legal case I fully expect Ashley hammers them.

I saw on Twitter that the PL have said they never made a decision, but also that Masters isn’t to blame as the PL board unanimously made a decision, could just be a journalist tweeting out bollocks but if this is the sort of absolute bollocks the PL are putting out I can see Ashley taking them to the cleaners here.

A bloke who has made appearances in 9 PL seasons has more goals than two players who have only had one season so far? Yeah I can see why they think that’s something to brag about....

They’re at the point where they’re trying to argue that signing 35 year old Danny Graham is a better signing for them than us signing 28 year old, recently capped by England, Callum Wilson is for us. Do they ever assess the argument they’re making to make sure that by winning that argument they’re not actually losing? I’m more than happy for them to be right that them resigning a bloke that scored 1 goal in 40 games for them 7 or so years on is better for them than us signing a 28 year old England international. That truly measures where they are now, I wish nothing but luck to William Storey as well, hopefully his coin shaking drive outside of the Bridges helps him get the funds he needs to really kick the mackems on.

I’ve no doubt they’ll be hammering us for signing Wilson as he didn’t hit double figures last season, while they’re signing utter shit like this.

He looks rough for 35 in all.

They’ve signed 35 year old Danny Graham

I like that the bloke is writing a letter about being civilized while calling someone a rich arsehole, and a cunt twice all for taking up two spaces . I’ve no doubt Carroll probably is a bit of a nob but that wanker with his stupid pun named restaurant seems more of a bellend here.

We desperately need full backs, and Lewis is pretty highly rated alongside Max Aarons who was Norwich’s right back, it’ll actually be a good signing imo. Fraser and Wilson were a good pairing a couple of seasons back, then it seemed like Fraser either was injured a bunch or form dipped after the Arsenal interest? The positive here is they seem to want to play together as apparently Fraser wants to come to Newcastle to be closer to home, but is wanting us to bring in Wilson, and Wilson prefers us over Villa likely due to our interest in Fraser. I’m hesitant as always with a relegated pairing like that, but if they can get back some form it’d be a pretty decent few moves in the transfer market. While not massively ambitious or exciting I think this is about the best we could possibly hope from Ashley. A front four of Wilson, with ASM, Almiron, and Fraser behind him would be improved, and take pressure off Joelinton which may help his confidence and play (who knows though). Like Carl and AH the lack of match fitness is a worry, but Bruce will have the lads running cross countries which Bob Moncur will be fucking buzzing about.

So we’d get rid of two better Centre halves to bring him in? Sounds about right.

Aye, I hope it was called off for some other reason but looks like a fucking loser attitude, you’d think they’d be desperate to have another game to save face rather than shy away.

It’s ok it will just allow the Chronicle more time to pump out another 37 articles about Jeff Hendrick.

The upside is we will probably get another 10 or so articles today about how new signing Jeff Hendricks is fitting in from the Chronicle.

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