Howay

I just imagine he spends his time hanging about his utility room on the back of the house wearing a slightly undersized shirt waiting until his neighbor goes into the garden, then as soon as his neighbor is 4 steps into the garden he bursts out the door ”eeee y’alright Dave, D’ya believe the weather” an under the breath fuckin hell from Dave before “how’s it going Mark, yeah nice weather, anyway mate I’m a bit busy....” ”tis isn’t it, anyhoo I’ve been noticing you’ve been planting some things near the fence and I just want you to know you might be infringing on my property the way they hang over the fence, not my complaint Dave! You know me, never a problem, haha no it’s her in doors was mentioning it while we watched our soaps on the telly” basically I reckon he’s a cunt.

He really is a complete bellend. So far up his own arse his Adam’s Apple is his nose the snidey cunt.

Aye I hope people drop it soon. I mean they also have to ask themselves how long they really thought people would be interested in watching them, there has to be some kind of change brought in every now and again ffs. They’ve all made more than enough money, it’s time for them to move on and give someone else a go imo. The network executives will be thinking about their future viewership, it’s not like kids 17 and under will really know who Thompson, Nicholas, etc were other than blokes on that show, whereas people like Richards, Jenas etc have played in somewhat recent times which gives their analysis a bit more weight with younger viewers, I mean just the other day Richards was talking about times he’d played Gareth Bale, those sort of clips will be put on twitter etc and drive interest in the show. I mean personally I agree with what others are saying, they were fucking dreadful pundits and should have all been replaced fucking yonks ago, from the little I’ve seen of Richards his analysis and punditry is miles better (haven’t seen anything from Scott so can’t speak to that).

Was hoping we were decent after the first game, seems like it was more that West Ham are really, really shit. Another season of hoping there are at least 3 worse. Hopefully Ashley suing the heck out the PL can force a sale.

This is it

He’s the biggest bullshitter going. The daft shite probably hasn’t even bid for the club. I hope he does take them over mind, I imagine he will immediately post pictures of himself in a mackem top at Anfield alluding that he’s about to sign a Liverpool player, then it turns out he just paid for a ground tour. Surely the mackems are seeing through this bloke.

Lee will be telling Mala and the boys his opening remark after the sigh was to respond “less of the lip eh Steve, or you and me will be having a straightener ootside, yee got it kid? Anyway now the unpleasantness is oot the way, what’s your top 10 fave crisps? Need to put together a mint list, it’s food and drink to me punters, they just can’t get enough of my top lists”

Aye, was going to say this Ben Jacobs has been a bit of a bellend throughout iirc.

West Ham are so bad, still we looked decent second half.

Apparently this is from a driving experience day he paid to be at over a year ago . This bloke is so fucking weird.

what the fuck was Van Dijk doing there?

Good finish from Harrison there tbf. Fucking shite defending by Alexander Arnold mind.

I laugh every time I see this

Good start to Leeds big day Bielsa sitting on a bin again.

Aye he’s had zero additional information regarding the deal between today and the last week, yet chooses to come out with that fucking drivel ON A GAME DAY (remember when he made a massive deal on people talking about the bid on a day Newcastle were playing a match, the fucking knacker).

What planet is that bloke on. Are the mackems still buzzing at the prospect of him coming in?

Tbf I think it’s over as well, I have as much insight into it as that fucking wanker though so his arrogant rant attacking people who hold hope holds no weight. Remember the stupid cunt actually believed the Mauriss bid in fact he seemed to believe it more than the Saudi bid .

My issue is the PL have made a pretty big assumption and everything they’re demanding hinges on them being correct. They want the O&D test to reflect the Saudi state and PiF are not separate entities, and are wanting the Saudis to change things regarding piracy, but if the PiF are a separate entity like has been put forward then they have no control over what the Saudis do regarding Bein.

Aye, I saw someone on Twitter say we’ve had 13 years of the bloke being an absolute cunt to us, it’s good to see him be a similar arsehole to someone that has blocked something the fans were excited about. Enjoy it Dick Masters, just make sure you don’t have any sort of pop back when trying to defend yourself or it’ll get ten times worse . You have to also appreciate all the gimpy journalists that attacked the fans during the takeover are now implying all of this is a big PR win from Ashley that the fans are lapping up . These cunts really are completely out of touch, they should just pack in talking about us if they’re that clueless. Regardless of what happens I still dislike Ashley immensely, there’s no way back for him in my mind so he’s not ‘winning’ the fans over with this, it’s just most (me included) are enjoying seeing him be a dickhead to a guy that fucked about with this process. Yes Luke Edwards is among those coming out with this sort of nonsense, along with Qatari mouthpiece Tariq Panja, and David Coverdale, all we need is Glendenning, and Delaney to join in and we’ve got a bellend full house.

Why would any other PL club give a flying fuck about what was going on with Masters? That is unless he’s acting on their interests....

I genuinely don’t see the purpose in them bringing him on, the bloke knows absolutely nothing, is privy to nothing, and is an idiot. To be fair that last bit is probably why they get him on, bring him on as a deluded jawdeee punching bag for Simon Jordan.

I still find it mental that the process apparently has no time frame whatsoever in place, and that they have no obligations to give even the vaguest guidance as to their timing even to the actual fucking parties involved . Fwiw I find it highly unlikely that the PiF gave no support, or assurances to their structure, and find it even easier to think that the PL are talking absolute twaddle when Masters was saying he hopes it gets wrapped up in the next couple of weeks before 3 weeks later suggesting they have no idea about the structure of the buying party . It honestly seems like it’s a bunch of amateurs at the PL, if this really does go to a business legal case I fully expect Ashley hammers them.

I saw on Twitter that the PL have said they never made a decision, but also that Masters isn’t to blame as the PL board unanimously made a decision, could just be a journalist tweeting out bollocks but if this is the sort of absolute bollocks the PL are putting out I can see Ashley taking them to the cleaners here.

A bloke who has made appearances in 9 PL seasons has more goals than two players who have only had one season so far? Yeah I can see why they think that’s something to brag about....

They’re at the point where they’re trying to argue that signing 35 year old Danny Graham is a better signing for them than us signing 28 year old, recently capped by England, Callum Wilson is for us. Do they ever assess the argument they’re making to make sure that by winning that argument they’re not actually losing? I’m more than happy for them to be right that them resigning a bloke that scored 1 goal in 40 games for them 7 or so years on is better for them than us signing a 28 year old England international. That truly measures where they are now, I wish nothing but luck to William Storey as well, hopefully his coin shaking drive outside of the Bridges helps him get the funds he needs to really kick the mackems on.