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That’s absurd if that was given.

Fucking hell man. I mean honestly what was his plan with that one? Was he actually trying to hit the right winger and completely miss hit, or did he not pick his head up and just smacked it? It really does remind me of what we were like under McLaren, there’s just no clear tactical idea at any point in the game. We don’t seem to press in numbers, but nor do we intentionally sit back in a drilled low block, and the attacking side of things is even worse. We look fucking dreadful.

I don’t think it’s only all of a sudden people have been questioning your tactics Steve.

And even those ones were a piece of paper with “we got loads of money and stuff” with a -10 on noted as “account payable to Dave for special brew” across the front of it

Imagine having this tit pretending he’s buying your club man. I also find it fascinating that people get so caught up in his titles as CEO, he’s CEO of company’s he has made literally anyone could do that ffs.

Why? Just why?

This follow up to the one posted before he just talks constant shite.

Move aside Chico. Also clicked on their twitter and one of the first tweets: ”Too sexy for my mask”

Fucking hell man, sounds like the game was class though. It’s good they’re doing well though, as it’ll make their inevitable shitting the seat at the end of the season all the funnier, I mean classier.

Aye agreed, it’s one of those where by the letter of the law it’s a pen, and the refs hands are pretty tied. Regardless it’s always nice to mug this lot off and rub up the luvvies in the press as it’ll no doubt be us on the receiving end one day and the cunts will say yup it’s a pen and move onto being annoyed at Paul Pogbas new hair cut.

I mean it’s to each their own I suppose, in my personal opinion this current rule is crap. Even if you remove the deliberate piece out the bloke had jumped for the ball, it had went behind him, then as he was coming down his hands raised and Carroll headed the ball away from goal, where it then hit Diers arm as he was on the way down from his jump. If it didn’t hit his arm it was headed outside the box and going to the other two spurs players that were there, so no advantage whatsoever was gained, and there was no prevention of any type of potential goal for us, and honestly there wasn’t a great deal Dier could do about it other than jump with his hands down by his side in a pretty unnatural way. People are welcome to put it all in slow motion, analyze it, bring in some boring cunt that’s never kicked a ball before that’ll analyze body position on how people jump that will tell us Diers arms were actually in an unnatural position, again for me that’s not football, it’s just dull. I suppose it’s the rule and like with that VAR shite it’s likely not going anywhere, so yeah there’s not much point complaining about it. I understand many will be fine with it, but as I say I find it a shite rule and feel it takes away from the game a bit. Personally I was always ok with a bit of the gray areas in the rules where interpretation came into play, but I know there are a lot of people out there who want everything to be a black or white decision which is why they like VAR and this new handball rule, and their opinions just as valid.

I don’t really think any advantage was gained from it, it would have fell to another spurs player and was being headed out of the box anyway. It definitely wasn’t intentional in anyway. It was the right decision as by the current rule that’s what constitutes as a handball, but I think most find the rule to be a bit shite, I’m happy to laugh about it and it done us a massive favor today but I’d be fuming if we got done by it like that. Handballs are a hard rule to make but I agree with Gloom that this rule is wank. Luke Edwards is a disaster btw, what an utterly dross but predictable take from him. If he can’t see why anyone would have been disgruntled with today’s performance simply because we ended up nicking a draw then he’s either completely clueless about football, or he’s trolling. 3 shots on target in 3 games is appalling, Bruce and the players deserve pressure for that as it’s utter bilge they’re currently serving up.

I fucking hate VAR like, it’s funny to see Spurs get mugged off but I’d be fuming if that was us.

We’ve had two shots on target all season yet the dozy cunts who are paid to talk about games will still say they don’t understand why Bruce gets stick off fans. There’s no shape, or idea as to what we are doing here, we’ve changed shape 2-3 times this game with players out of position. Tragic.

That’s Jose off the mackems Christmas list.

I just imagine he spends his time hanging about his utility room on the back of the house wearing a slightly undersized shirt waiting until his neighbor goes into the garden, then as soon as his neighbor is 4 steps into the garden he bursts out the door ”eeee y’alright Dave, D’ya believe the weather” an under the breath fuckin hell from Dave before “how’s it going Mark, yeah nice weather, anyway mate I’m a bit busy....” ”tis isn’t it, anyhoo I’ve been noticing you’ve been planting some things near the fence and I just want you to know you might be infringing on my property the way they hang over the fence, not my complaint Dave! You know me, never a problem, haha no it’s her in doors was mentioning it while we watched our soaps on the telly” basically I reckon he’s a cunt.

He really is a complete bellend. So far up his own arse his Adam’s Apple is his nose the snidey cunt.

Aye I hope people drop it soon. I mean they also have to ask themselves how long they really thought people would be interested in watching them, there has to be some kind of change brought in every now and again ffs. They’ve all made more than enough money, it’s time for them to move on and give someone else a go imo. The network executives will be thinking about their future viewership, it’s not like kids 17 and under will really know who Thompson, Nicholas, etc were other than blokes on that show, whereas people like Richards, Jenas etc have played in somewhat recent times which gives their analysis a bit more weight with younger viewers, I mean just the other day Richards was talking about times he’d played Gareth Bale, those sort of clips will be put on twitter etc and drive interest in the show. I mean personally I agree with what others are saying, they were fucking dreadful pundits and should have all been replaced fucking yonks ago, from the little I’ve seen of Richards his analysis and punditry is miles better (haven’t seen anything from Scott so can’t speak to that).

Was hoping we were decent after the first game, seems like it was more that West Ham are really, really shit. Another season of hoping there are at least 3 worse. Hopefully Ashley suing the heck out the PL can force a sale.

This is it

He’s the biggest bullshitter going. The daft shite probably hasn’t even bid for the club. I hope he does take them over mind, I imagine he will immediately post pictures of himself in a mackem top at Anfield alluding that he’s about to sign a Liverpool player, then it turns out he just paid for a ground tour. Surely the mackems are seeing through this bloke.

Lee will be telling Mala and the boys his opening remark after the sigh was to respond “less of the lip eh Steve, or you and me will be having a straightener ootside, yee got it kid? Anyway now the unpleasantness is oot the way, what’s your top 10 fave crisps? Need to put together a mint list, it’s food and drink to me punters, they just can’t get enough of my top lists”

Aye, was going to say this Ben Jacobs has been a bit of a bellend throughout iirc.

West Ham are so bad, still we looked decent second half.

Apparently this is from a driving experience day he paid to be at over a year ago . This bloke is so fucking weird.