Howay

The half time charcuterie boards won’t be sitting well at the moment.

“Madeline… go put little Parker and Wren in the Fiat Doblo please, I’ll get our picnic together. I’m just worried a bit of bother will happen”

Frank would have broken out the paper and quill to complain again the hipster cunt

Absolutely tragic. Drawing the lines for a time the ball was half way to the player, then finally fucking realized and when he rewound it to when the ball was kicked he was about 5 yard on didn’t even bother doing the lines the second time.

“it’s going to take more than one wine spritzer to calm down from this one, am I right gang?”

Brentford answer the mild harumphs growing from the home crowd. Maybe offside though. There might be more letters wrote over this.

Fucking Brentford man . Good finish. The Saturday family picnic crowd will have had their first course of cheddar and pickle sandwiches ruined by that. They’ll be so cross at the Everton half of their half and half scarves. Maybe they can sing Hey Jude again like a bunch of tragic cunts.

Brentford v Everton:

The job Cooper has done is really impressive mind. They basically got an entire new squad after promotion, and he’s managed to shape them and has them playing some pretty good football. Really like watching Gibbs-White play, hopefully he’s on our radar.

I also think the clause would give Bruno a feeling of control, having the owners we have I imagine as a player you’d feel lacking control due to the fact they could turn down basically any amount offered without blinking. Even with a clause as high as £100m upfront it gives him knowledge that if a team met that he could discuss.

Yeah, at least typically release clauses are 100% cash up front. It’s why Enzo Fernandez cost Chelsea more than his release clause as they didn’t want to pay 100% up front so they had to actually negotiate a price.

They’d need to offer £100m cash upfront though and there’s no way Liverpools offer was that (if it actually happened), it would have been over years of payment. We also don’t know the terms, it could be non English sides only, or only active if we aren’t in Europe for a season or two etc. I agree with Toonotl in that it protects us from any Real Madrid style tactics since we’ve now got an agreed upon fee of £100m up front. As sad as I’d be to see him go a £70m or so profit for FFP would allow us to spend a fucking fortune. If it was as you say for if we miss CL this year that would more than overcome missing out for a season.

Happy with this, that release clause is very high tbf there’s only been a very small handful of teams ever to have paid it and it’ll have to be £100m cash upfront which I would guess basically none of the £100m deals were. It’s a Real Madrid clause iyam, I doubt he’d go to Chelsea or Man U. Also, if someone did give us £100m we’d have insane FFP spending power.

The fucking state of that. They didn’t even bother cutting out the random bloke from 1983 sitting there for the first four seconds. Poor Tony missing the San Siro, those days are long gone now.

What makes it all worse is those stats would be shit if it was PL only but they’re actually boosted by spells in the Championship.

Not that it needed proving, but his constant bleating is proof all the victimization shite him and his son were claiming is utter nonsense. If he was really hurt/scared or whatever it was he was pretending by the fanbase he’d not keep dredging the subject back up, he’d just leave it well alone. The weirdest thing I find with Bruce is that he’s a freeloading, lazy cunt but he is offended by people knowing it despite the fact he’s never once bothered to put graft in . The blokes response to the takeover in the lead up to the game against Spurs was to call off fucking training for days iirc. Absolute sniffer.

I’m honestly not even angry, just find him pathetic at this point. He’s had ample time to give his side, and already has at length, yet off he goes again. We’re in a far better place now, so in a way it’s nice to see a bloke that was a shocking manager for us having a circle jerk with king pompous tangerine pretending he wasn’t a load of shite two years on after another role where he torpedoed West Broms promotion chances, while we’ve just played AC Milan in the champions league.

I think we need some rotation mind, with about 4 games in the 11 days starting with the Milan game.

Genuinely surprised people still respond, one of the worst posters this board has ever had and that’s saying something.

The best part of their plan is loaning a bunch of young players who have zero intention of signing permanently for them as well.

It’s like everything with them, they try to start banter - which is fair enough - but then can’t take it when it’s done back to them. The season we got relegated and had a season in the championship being a good example, they went fucking mad, which is fine but the issue was they got more absurd about it no matter how blatant it become that roles were reversing “we’re still one place above yas”, then once it did it become “obsessed”, “I’d rather be in the championship winning every week than in the PL”, “I’d rather be in league one winning every week than in the PL”, and now this hysteria and soap boxing over morals. They’ve long tried to point at parts of Newcastle as being dumps, made weird claims on various parts of the area as actually being Sunderland or whatever the fuck else they bleat on about, then once someone, rightly, points out that Sunderland is a dump they cry like that bloke. It’s not a superiority complex, Sunderland just is a dump, much like places like Rotherham, Scunthorpe, etc it’s just a crap town with not much going on, if they want to make themselves feel better by saying only arrogant people think this way they can feel free to delude themselves in a similar manner to this “obsession” shite. This whole thread has basically just become laughing at stuff they’re coming up with . It’s not like we’re coming up with shite like “I saw a bloke on the train in France with a toon top on and shed a tear of pride, if it was a mackem he’d have probably been throwing his shit at people but the toon lad stopped to administer CPR to a bloke who was dying on the train, proper classy lad”.

Shocking that this opinion they have has suddenly come up once we started playing in it . It’s the premier club competition in Europe ffs, why wouldn’t you want to see your club in it? Between that and the Premier League we’re seeing some of the best players on the planet, and they suddenly want no part of either competition . Nah they’d rather watch far lower quality football, because of imaginary morals.

We’re “frothing” over this chant apparently.

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