Howay

“Magcatcherhutch” btw it’s a bloke probably in his 40’s or 50’s the sad fucking cunt, out on the streets of Sunderland attacking random kids on the street “ave that yi Maggie cunt” “eeyah maaayte ahhm a MLF” “yi can nevvah be too careful, just anuvva day for the magcatcher, time to queue for the giro”.

Are we allowed to complain yet by the genius pundits? Or do we have to wait until we get embarrassed in the run of games round xmas?

So his next move in his man of the people takeover was to offer to sue a fanzine, and then offer them out for a fight? I hope this kid absolutely laces him all over.

Is this bloke actually wealthy? I just find it hard to believe he’s managed to actually be successful and generate wealth when he’s so clearly completely fucking deluded. I’ve no doubt if he does this boxing thing we will see some tweets of him where he met Anthony Joshua with a quote along the lines of “good sparring session with Joshua today! Good to work in this discipline again after being a former golden glove champ as a kid, he says I could easily outbox most pros! #livingunderabridgelife #cheesychipsaremint #business” while the pic is clearly from some Joshua press conference from 3 year ago. I know we take the piss out of the mackems but I still find it unreal that they’re seriously giving this bloke the time of day . Newcastle fans were onto those absolute chancers called the Belgravia group or whatever it was immediately, and even those faking bastards at least looked more legitimate than this doilem.

I can’t stand the fat wanker tbh.

Does this bloke just loiter around Sunderland now?

Buzzing for this one, really excited to see which 11 our local legend of a manager selects. Really intriguing to see what we will do with our 20% of the ball against a fucking wank Championship level side, then there’s also the excitement of us chaotically defending. Then again we can’t expect to compete against the likes of Leeds and Fulham, so since we’ve managed to scrape to where we currently are in the table playing the most painful to watch football since Allardyce we should all be buzzing.

Imagine being that much of a wanker that you think someone doing the absolute bare minimum during a pandemic where people are dying makes them a moron. Almost helmet of a bloke.

They’re so fucking weird man.

I just saw we all missed a big milestone for the tramps down the road, their last game was their 100th in League One since relegation to it! Congrats to the ownership for their success and here’s to many, many more League One matches.

I find the True Geordie pretty annoying, and obviously Wraith is a total knacker, but fuck me even in the famous fan stakes we hammer them, between the bloke who makes up his own chants in his mams house and this westie gimp their representation is fucking dire.

I love how fucking arrogant they are man. I’ve noticed a number of times where they act like them arguing on their shite messaging board will derail the club, they do know that has no impact at all right? What does is when they turn up for matches and abuse their team, then they claim the mags are the problem . What a bunch of fucking losers man, for once in their lives can they maybe just admit they’re fucking shite? Instead of thinking there’s some massive organized conspiracy against them by Newcastle fans. Shearer occasionally digging them out for them being shite isn’t exactly ground breaking stuff on his part ffs.

Looks like they skipped right to wanting him out

I don’t understand why media outlets are giving him any time at all. It’s great mind, what a fucking embarrassment it is for the mackems that this tramp is constantly loitering around hovels in Sunderland pretending he’s buying them. #trampycunt #neemoney #knockingaboutunderbridges

So he spoke to them, found out they’re in league one and went “erm, yeah actually fuck that”, what a draw they are that a failed manager has no interest dropping to their level.

They should give it to that gormless lad who makes up chants while shaking jars of salt and sugar in his mams attic. He’s probably way more likely than their shouts for Beckham, and Eddie Howe, I would have thought 3 years of struggling in League One might have made them a little more realistic ffs.

They post shite like this quite consistently and then scream on about us being deluded.

“On the river where they used to build the boats....”

The best part of the pundits being utter arseholes like they are at the moment is if we all started saying Bruce was fucking mint, and we were destined for Europe, they’d be going to lengths to prove how wank and unsustainable the football is and saying we’re all deluded.

He’s such a nob. So what is his point there? That Joelinton is as good as ASM? Because if it is he’s even more clueless about a sport that he literally follows for work than I thought. I assume he’s just looking for an angle to back the bloke whose arse he’s kissing after Bruces nonsense about how he was going to drop ASM. Shite game, two shite sides, but we have Callum Wilson and good strikers tend to be the difference in games like that. Good we got a result but we just can’t continue playing like this and have it be sustainable, we have to start to at least try to control games even in spells, there’s absolutely nothing to fear against poor sides like Crystal Palace with equally as past it managers like Hodgson.

I mean I understand these pundits are his mates, but when the football is this fucking bad and we’re this far down on every single attacking (and quite a lot of defensive) metric, surely they’ll have to start holding their hands up soon and saying it’s not good enough? As Tom said there’s just nothing at all about this side, I have quite regularly watched them pass it back and forth between Central Mid and Central defense until someone inevitably wildly hoofs it up field to no one, or one of their simple 5 to 8 yard passes is misplaced and rolls out for a throw in, then there’s another 5 - 10 minute spell where we barely touch the ball. I also don’t understand the pundits constantly bringing up Benitez, the bloke left 18 month ago, we have this daft cunt now and however boring Rafas football was (imo it wasn’t particularly boring but it wasn’t thrilling so I see it both ways) this brand of football is definitely worse to watch. Again though I’m not arsed about Benitez now, he’s gone and Bruce is here, he’s the one doing the terrible job, of their entire point is that we gave Benitez more of a chance then yeah we probably did, Benitez is a manager that has won league and CL titles, Bruce has fucking nowt as a manager, Benitez had a plan in games, I really can’t see Bruce’s plan each week at all, I also fucking hate this assertion that football fans should give him a chance, why? I never wanted him near the club, I knew he is as shit manager, he’s turned out to be a shite manager, so I’m really not sure why I was supposed to give him a chance? I guess so that when he inevitably failed Ashley would be comfortable giving a contract to the next complete dinosaur of a manager knowing we’ll all give him a chance? And in all honesty my (and a lot of others) indifference gave him a chance, he certainly hasn’t done anything with it has he . To top it all off the bloke lays into the fan base on a weekly basis at this point, he’s just a wanker.

I didn’t bother watching as I knew it would be a complete and utter pathetic performance. I assume the issue here is still that we all expect to be winning the Champions League? Bruce is a fucking shambles of a manager, he was quite honestly clueless and the game had past him by 10 years ago, let alone nowadays. Big picture nothing fucking changes until Ashley fucks off since Bruce is only a symptom of having this owner, next man up will be some other dinosaur of the game, sadly it looks like we’re depending on the court proceedings in Ashley’s case against the PL or we’re stuck together.

A Senator from Connecticut was on a call last night with the “Trump Campaign Vaccine Distribution Team” and said they had confirmed they had not made, attempted to make, nor will make any contact with Biden’s team. How the actual fuck can people sit there and think this is anything but complete fucking negligence at this point? People will die for no reason other than this orange arseholes ego and desire to “punish” Biden (which is the rumour now). I really hope when this is all said and done charges are brought against not just Trump, but his army of enablers. I include people like that arsehole Lindsay Graham who is actively working to have legal votes thrown out in Georgia, a clear example of election fraud ffs.

He’s fucking petrified of opening up at all as well. I understand teams like Belgium are ahead of us, but you don’t have to go out and set up scared.

Aye, a lad I know was sending the footage from the recent terrorist attacks, and after repeatedly being told no one in the group had any interest in watching he started describing what was happening, he even said “it’s only CCTV footage man”, aye CCTV footage of real people being murdered you huckle. He got pissy and offended when I called him a fucking weirdo .