Howay

Peter Crouch ffs . I’ve always liked the arrogant “be careful what you wish for” craic, oh no we’d have to be relegated and won’t be in the magical Premier League where we have to apparently set up to not receive a kicking against any and all opposition (even newly promoted shite), all while being told we should know our place. We’d be missing out on nowt not being in the PL with Mike Ashley as owner tbh, we’d at least be competitive/somewhat ambitious as we’d be trying for promotion. The only thing I’d have been bothered about was in the past it would have seemingly made a takeover less likely, but the very PL itself was the thing that fucking blocked ours we’d likely have new owners if we were a championship side.

18% possession for Allardyces WBA, proper British football, none of this foreign muck. In all honesty why the fuck do people continue to hire that utter fucking arsehole, the football is fucking turgid and it’s not even successful anymore.

A shit performance and shit result, so I was spot on.

Who gives a flying fuck about Rafa? I never brought him up.

Pathetic performance, set up and played simply to keep the loss as low as possible.

We’ve had 12% possession 2nd half

5 at the back, less then 30% of the ball, and now a goal down, what a dreadful side we are. The lack of coaching is so clear, when they had the ball in our box all of our players just ran to the line hoping they could block the shots that were inevitably coming.

What can’t this man do? Going off his twitter it seems he does just about everything, and is massively successful at it. #Liar #Bellend #deluded

I think Joelinton has the potential to be decent, but he’s very very raw and lacks in some hard to train areas imo. I think a good coach could really bring him along (could say same about most though), as Nagelsmann getting decent production out of him at Hoffenheim shows to a degree. Bruce is a complete waste of space so he’s never going to develop Joelinton or as Alex says actually identify a role which maximizes his upsides, saying that though I can’t see us really having a coach good enough to properly improve him so it looks like he will just be shite here really. The bloke is clearly a good athlete, and with proper training on how to position himself and take contact he could be hard to push around. He’s shown some flashes on the ball, but they’re way too few and far between to be worth the errors he commits. The bloke tries, which I give him credit for especially in a team with the likes of lazy arses like Shelvey, but his ability on the ball is really lacking. Shame but as I say I can’t see us ever seeing much use from him, Bruce clearly can’t get much from him and then whenever it is Pulis or some other loser replaces Bruce they’ll get no use out of him neither.

“Magcatcherhutch” btw it’s a bloke probably in his 40’s or 50’s the sad fucking cunt, out on the streets of Sunderland attacking random kids on the street “ave that yi Maggie cunt” “eeyah maaayte ahhm a MLF” “yi can nevvah be too careful, just anuvva day for the magcatcher, time to queue for the giro”.

Are we allowed to complain yet by the genius pundits? Or do we have to wait until we get embarrassed in the run of games round xmas?

So his next move in his man of the people takeover was to offer to sue a fanzine, and then offer them out for a fight? I hope this kid absolutely laces him all over.

Is this bloke actually wealthy? I just find it hard to believe he’s managed to actually be successful and generate wealth when he’s so clearly completely fucking deluded. I’ve no doubt if he does this boxing thing we will see some tweets of him where he met Anthony Joshua with a quote along the lines of “good sparring session with Joshua today! Good to work in this discipline again after being a former golden glove champ as a kid, he says I could easily outbox most pros! #livingunderabridgelife #cheesychipsaremint #business” while the pic is clearly from some Joshua press conference from 3 year ago. I know we take the piss out of the mackems but I still find it unreal that they’re seriously giving this bloke the time of day . Newcastle fans were onto those absolute chancers called the Belgravia group or whatever it was immediately, and even those faking bastards at least looked more legitimate than this doilem.

I can’t stand the fat wanker tbh.

Does this bloke just loiter around Sunderland now?

Buzzing for this one, really excited to see which 11 our local legend of a manager selects. Really intriguing to see what we will do with our 20% of the ball against a fucking wank Championship level side, then there’s also the excitement of us chaotically defending. Then again we can’t expect to compete against the likes of Leeds and Fulham, so since we’ve managed to scrape to where we currently are in the table playing the most painful to watch football since Allardyce we should all be buzzing.

Imagine being that much of a wanker that you think someone doing the absolute bare minimum during a pandemic where people are dying makes them a moron. Almost helmet of a bloke.

They’re so fucking weird man.

I just saw we all missed a big milestone for the tramps down the road, their last game was their 100th in League One since relegation to it! Congrats to the ownership for their success and here’s to many, many more League One matches.

I find the True Geordie pretty annoying, and obviously Wraith is a total knacker, but fuck me even in the famous fan stakes we hammer them, between the bloke who makes up his own chants in his mams house and this westie gimp their representation is fucking dire.

I love how fucking arrogant they are man. I’ve noticed a number of times where they act like them arguing on their shite messaging board will derail the club, they do know that has no impact at all right? What does is when they turn up for matches and abuse their team, then they claim the mags are the problem . What a bunch of fucking losers man, for once in their lives can they maybe just admit they’re fucking shite? Instead of thinking there’s some massive organized conspiracy against them by Newcastle fans. Shearer occasionally digging them out for them being shite isn’t exactly ground breaking stuff on his part ffs.

Looks like they skipped right to wanting him out

I don’t understand why media outlets are giving him any time at all. It’s great mind, what a fucking embarrassment it is for the mackems that this tramp is constantly loitering around hovels in Sunderland pretending he’s buying them. #trampycunt #neemoney #knockingaboutunderbridges

So he spoke to them, found out they’re in league one and went “erm, yeah actually fuck that”, what a draw they are that a failed manager has no interest dropping to their level.