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Arsenal, innit blud vs Steve’s Absolutely Shite Mags
Howay replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
I don’t understand how that challenge by Holding wasn’t at the very least a foul, flung himself in with stoods lifted. Shit tackle from a clogger of a player. Dire game this. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howay replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
A few weeks back I wasn’t overly concerned as even though we were shite we were picking up points, the teams below were really struggling too. The worry was when you’re playing crap football and getting goals from very few chances that you’ll go through a period where you’re not getting those goals, it seems like those goals have dried up and now with Bruce essentially rounding on the players by branding them frigging hopeless, and shite, I can only see the situation getting worse. Basically we were bad enough when he was seemingly getting some effort out of them, without them on side we’re fucked. If Ashley and Charnley want the club in the PL they need to act decisively imo, we’ve strayed into that period of time similar to when McLaren was pretending he was a football manager where they risk keeping him on long enough to really fuck over the bloke that comes in to clean up the mess. I’ve absolutely no faith in them to remove him though, and expect them to stick with him until it’s way too late. We’re completely reliant on 3 teams being worse than us at this point as we’re a fucking dreadful team with this pudding faced wank in charge. -
This old quote kicking about Twitter . I’m not bothered if he’s actually a toon fan or not (he’s definitely not), as that to me isn’t a requirement for the job, it’s just frustrating to constantly be told off the press that he’s a local lad and toon fan so we should give him a chance then there’s stuff like this out there on record.
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The bloke’s a fucking disgrace, without any real fan pressure he’s basically turned on the players. I’m sure we’ll see a big response from them after having that old piss head ramble about them. Fully expect to see a comfortable 3-0 to Arsenal on Monday night, with our lot barely stepping into the Arsenal half.
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He’s off his fucking rocker like. If he’d actually led the life he claims to have had up to now he’d be a pretty well known name, for good reasons I mean not known for being a little doilem on twitter.
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What a bunch of knackers, such a weird fucking fan base.
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Wilder's Winless Wonders vs Bruce's Boring Bastards
Howay replied to ewerk's topic in Newcastle Forum
For fuck sake. Almost makes me glad I’ve been too busy at work to watch. -
Aye, I also can’t get over the “but it’s already being sorted” so he’s actually going through the trouble of getting a replacement for his 19p can of battery acid? Just grow up and buy a Red Bull or an actual stocked product rather than some racist swill you have to order online in bulk.
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A broken can? Fucking hell what an absolute bottom of the shelf product, and company #pennystocks #poverty #callthebetterbusinessbureau The state of that adult bloke doing a post like that btw.
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On Ryder: ”What was that soft lad? Eeee man, ah tell you what, you want to gan oootside? Cos Ah tell you what, if we do my crisp packets won’t be the only thing getting crumpled the night.... aye that’s right, off you pop.... he’s fucking relentless man... No bird I won’t lay off..... I’m not arsed if he’s left in a huff.... Kinnear was spot on about you, spot on.”
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Brucey’s ball sacks v Brendan’s big trotters /NUFC V LEICESTER CITY
Howay replied to PaddockLad's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, it’s shaping up to be a pretty low tally for us to stay up and we’ll get enough points to see us comfortable. I can see Ashley giving the January window a miss, loves a gamble when we look to be safe. -
Brucey’s ball sacks v Brendan’s big trotters /NUFC V LEICESTER CITY
Howay replied to PaddockLad's topic in Newcastle Forum
If we don’t buy at least one CM after this we’re fucked. Both the Longstaff brothers were like moths to a flame trying to get out to Vardy who was already marked by the CB, which meant Maddison could just jog into the box 10 yards free. Then for the second Shelvey and Longstaff showing zero urgency to get back goal side of Tielemans, fucking pointless when our central midfield are just a pack of useless bastards. -
Not sure where I called him good, I literally said I can’t see us ever getting much out of him. We have him now, so the club may as well coach him to be at least useful which he was at Hoffenheim where he had a talented coach managing him, or we can just brand him as shite and get nothing out of him then give Bruce more money to piss up the wall and not coach.
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Aye, way better off just calling him shite.
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Peter Crouch ffs . I’ve always liked the arrogant “be careful what you wish for” craic, oh no we’d have to be relegated and won’t be in the magical Premier League where we have to apparently set up to not receive a kicking against any and all opposition (even newly promoted shite), all while being told we should know our place. We’d be missing out on nowt not being in the PL with Mike Ashley as owner tbh, we’d at least be competitive/somewhat ambitious as we’d be trying for promotion. The only thing I’d have been bothered about was in the past it would have seemingly made a takeover less likely, but the very PL itself was the thing that fucking blocked ours we’d likely have new owners if we were a championship side.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howay replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
18% possession for Allardyces WBA, proper British football, none of this foreign muck. In all honesty why the fuck do people continue to hire that utter fucking arsehole, the football is fucking turgid and it’s not even successful anymore. -
A shit performance and shit result, so I was spot on.
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Who gives a flying fuck about Rafa? I never brought him up.
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Pathetic performance, set up and played simply to keep the loss as low as possible.
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We’ve had 12% possession 2nd half
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5 at the back, less then 30% of the ball, and now a goal down, what a dreadful side we are. The lack of coaching is so clear, when they had the ball in our box all of our players just ran to the line hoping they could block the shots that were inevitably coming.
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What can’t this man do? Going off his twitter it seems he does just about everything, and is massively successful at it. #Liar #Bellend #deluded
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I think Joelinton has the potential to be decent, but he’s very very raw and lacks in some hard to train areas imo. I think a good coach could really bring him along (could say same about most though), as Nagelsmann getting decent production out of him at Hoffenheim shows to a degree. Bruce is a complete waste of space so he’s never going to develop Joelinton or as Alex says actually identify a role which maximizes his upsides, saying that though I can’t see us really having a coach good enough to properly improve him so it looks like he will just be shite here really. The bloke is clearly a good athlete, and with proper training on how to position himself and take contact he could be hard to push around. He’s shown some flashes on the ball, but they’re way too few and far between to be worth the errors he commits. The bloke tries, which I give him credit for especially in a team with the likes of lazy arses like Shelvey, but his ability on the ball is really lacking. Shame but as I say I can’t see us ever seeing much use from him, Bruce clearly can’t get much from him and then whenever it is Pulis or some other loser replaces Bruce they’ll get no use out of him neither.