Howay

Sky high expectations. The pundit just said Chelsea look a lot more solid than Newcastle at the back. These blokes get paid for this level of analysis.

Anytime I watch Emil Krafth it makes the decision to just get rid of Yedlin even more staggering. Not saying I rate Yedlin, but at least he had pace, Krafth doesn’t even have that ffs. They paid money for this bloke didn’t they?

We’re not very good are we?

Fair play to Brucey for keeping a similar formation and just swapping Gayle in for Wilson btw.

I thought similar about the squad registration when I saw that story, I thought the only way we could register players is if there was some ‘emergency’ dispensation given. Much like the one we should have got when all our goalkeepers were injured, but it turns out that our crack admin team, of Lee Charnley and his favorite pencil case, had registered Karl Darlow before sending him back to Nottingham Forest on loan meaning we technically had a non-injured registered goal keeper on the books, so we had to play Jak Alnwick in nets.

Essentially a free hit for Brucey this one, should just replace Wilson with Gayle and give it a go. Instead I expect he will change the formation, play Joelinton, and try to sit back while Tuchels lot dismantle us.

The bloke is class tbh, just casually makes up that he brought in the ex-CEO of Sainsburies to work for him. Absolutely no fucking shame, then what’s his next move? To just make up some values and attribute them to the bloke . That’s also a hell of a fucking leap the bloke would be making “yeah so I think your company will be twenty times it’s current size soon”, to be worth that they’d have to almost monopolize the British energy drink market also, didn’t he sponsor Haas for somewhere around £60m? so he sponsored something for more than this imaginary quoted valuation that he’s bragging about? Oh aye, apparently this photo is from years ago as well

The media will write it off as being the pressure and expectation that come with a job with the history of success that one has. Completely ignoring the fact last season was the clubs first title in the PL era, and I know football didn’t start in 1992 but if your club hasn’t won a title for nigh on 30 year the fact the fan base is expecting one is delusion.

Complete cunt of a bloke tbh. He had no clue about the takeover and was too arrogant to admit it, so now he’s absolutely fucking desperate for the takeover to not happen the bitter little loser. Not sure if anyone actually reads his shite now but any of our lot should unfollow and not read his tat.

Must be hard for the press at the minute. When we disliked Pardew it was only because we wanted someone from the area, since then we’ve also disliked having Carver and Bruce, so now it’s twisted to unrealistic expectations, yet we’re 4th bottom - but what can we expect with this squad? Even though the squad wasn’t a problem to them when Benitez was in charge. The bloke should have went when we were brushed aside by Brentford at the latest, having him still here is a ridiculous fucking risk and if we do stop up and Ashley let’s him have a go at trying to scrape up next season then Ashley confuses me even more than I thought.

Add to the fact there were elements to their own support who literally made similar remarks to that same bloke. I genuinely don’t know why whenever stuff like this comes out they immediately feel the need to try and take some high ground over us, that support base supported a guy who was diddling a little girl, racially abused the mother of their best player, and again have made similar death threat comments to the same bloke they’re sticking up for. Pedo supporting cunts.

Agreed, the bloke is a complete wanker. It’s come out of fucking nowhere this, and while I’ve no doubt there probably are fucking idiots on Twitter that come out with shite about him, the same idiots are doing it about anyone remotely in the public eye. I’m of course not condoning it, but it’s just the way social media is, and this is just Bruce yet a-fucking-gain giving his pals in the media a stick to attack Newcastle fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if he knows the team have been on a decent run of form, pressure off a little, but he knows with Wilson out and Chelsea then Manchester United for the next two it won’t look good, so get a preemptive dig in on the fans so if they get disgruntled it’ll be that orange tanned gimp Savage whinging on about Newcastle fans expecting too much, and “I mean they were making threats on his life last week, and that was after a good run, they’re unbelievable that lot”. He can fuck off. As someone said he doesn’t have social media, it’s his daft shite son who seeks the nonsense out and then argues back, I mean I don’t entirely blame the bloke for sticking up for his dad but howay man there’s no fucking winning that type of argument is there? They’ll just come out with worse shite once they know they’re getting a rise.

Methven was electric in that Netflix series btw. The way he just breezed into an office that literally looked like a company currently being liquidated, and assumed the middle aged lass probably making barely more than she would make counting the inventory at Iceland should have the motivation towards her job equal to that of a coked up Lehman Brothers banker in the 1980’s. Then to compound this magical disaster of a relationship it turns out for all his arrogance and bluster all of his ideas are complete and utter dog shit, while he shrugs each tragic idea off with a “just throwing it out there” half arsed attitude. This is why we need William Storey, imagine him coming in on the next season bringing a level of arrogance and delusion that Methven could only dream of.

I thought this bollocks takeover had already happened. Isn’t it basically just the chuckle brothers that currently own them just rearranging the furniture so the white dog shit sniffers chill out for five minutes? My thinking is they were basically giving up some of the club they were given for nigh on nowt to this trust fund wanker, and the Uruguayan bloke that just looked clueless but happy for a day out on their comedy series. That way their paint can sniffing support can calmly go back to serenely licking the crumbs from their Morrison’s brand Wotsits packets as they are fooled into thinking something has changed and they’ll think fucking rights wey’ll be back in the PL and can go back to circling the drain like the good old days. Meanwhile the two useless carpet bagging ball bags will still be in charge and abusing mid level club staff while listening to 90’s Ibiza classics. The only thing that would make this delightful saga even better is if they hadn’t pretended they were giving the club to a pair of dim cunts who just happen to be the offspring of successful people, and had instead at least pretended to give the club to William Storey.

Aye, they deny it while calling our lot deluded but the fans literally expecting promotion as they assume they’re still a PL side on a temporary stop is a real issue for them. Any draw or loss receives a massive backlash as they still haven’t got it through their thick skulls that this is their level now.

They’ll be up a height about that.

Always enjoyable watching Liverpool get a hammering.

“How’s Graham? Canny aye, ah’ll tell you what he helps with, brings me my jam roly poly with extra fuckin custard after he runs the training sessions and tactics meetings for iz. Other than that it’s fuckin nowt, different set up is all thanks to me lads, like I say he just brings me puddings, ah should call the daft shite Mr Puddin eh”

Does he not get exhausted of constant bullshit? The bloke won’t go on to do anything as a broadcaster ffs #talentless #deluded #defendersofpedos

What a winnet lipped tosser he is man.

It was spectacularly shit, he literally had 15 yards of space to put it in at the side of the pitch, or could chip it over into the 30 yard of space behind, instead he softly rolled it almost directly to the full back.

That pass at the end by Joelinton beyond tragic

Aye, that spell of play where he ducked under the ball, then when it came back out the box to him he lazily swung his foot at it, missed the ball then gave up chasing it. Need to pack in playing the cunt.

Shelvey is a complete waste of fucking space.