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and under that it probably has EPL, but looks like it could be EDL, I don’t imagine the latter is far from their political leanings.

“Hello Alex, aye it’s dad, your dad... it’s Steve. Aye yeah haha your dad, fuckin dozy cunt. Anyway what they saying about iz now on the tweets and that? They’re fuckin not are they? Not the cabbage again man, I’ll never shake that... right never mind that, you just say I’m proper gutted about being slated. I don’t know why I’m not fired man Alex, I’ve fucking tried the lot, I even called Charnley a little mug but he just ran oot the room and hid behind Steve Harper. Ritchie you say? Aye right, aye I’ll slate him, say he’s not telling the players what to do after I told him, I mean I already made Shelvey captain so shows I can’t care about communication but hopefully no one spots that. Who knows he might start on iz and I can whack in a bumper fucking compo claim! Ah kna man, every day I’m not fired is another day less in Benidorm, I was telling Jonjo he will love it, I said there’s plenty of shade under the Carling umbrellas. Anyway get yeself on talkSPORT or something this week, I’ve already got Keys backing me up. They hired that Jones man, he’s relentless so I told him to fuck off on the touchline... aye dead casual there was no way a camera picked up on it. I’ll be home aye, no only 4 packs of space raiders I’ll still polish the Bhuna off. In a bit!”

The midnight ride of the Micks was fucking phenomenal man . I think the cherry on top was their assumption that Bruce being one of them would bother us at all, he was completely fucking useless even back then (although by far their best manager in recent history). They went through all that and still barely got the proof they were outside SJP in the picture. Wonder whatever happened to Mick, lal Mick, and Uncal Mick. Likely a lot of below mediocre activities, little to no work, and just general failure.

I mean it surely is just trolling here. We’ve lost 10 out of 14 games, averaging a point per game, and are 4th bottom, there’s not a viable point for keeping him anymore. Keys is a sad little desperate man.

Fucking shambles of a manager, regardless of any individual errors you handle that behind closed doors ffs. Embarrassment of a bloke, honestly losing all fucking interest with this dildo in charge.

Why is this cunt our fucking manager. Why would you ever appoint this helmet? He’s a fucking loser, and brings a loser mentality to his teams which is part of the reason this is where they always are. He will be happy with that, a draw at home to a dog shit Wolves. We need to fucking win games like that, a point per game is an absolute disgrace. Just fucking sell the club Ashley man.

All that time, and space in the box and he just lifts it mid height at the center of the goal? Blast it into the top corner for fuck sake.

It’s interesting how we consistently have two or three players go off injured every game, something that didn’t happen this consistently under better previous managers. Bruce will blame bad luck, and no doubt some of it is but when it’s this consistent I’d argue there’s some poor training practices going on.

“illegal” imagine just going through life making it more difficult for yourself just so you can grandstand. Wear a mask you pathetic little bitch. Has the date been set for that mackem MMA fighter to choke the dozy cunt out? Or has he #chickenedout? #loser #softlad #feeblecunt

To be fair my opinion of him never changed after seeing him joking with his Man United mate after they hammered us, it’s still that he’s a massive fucking cunt and never was, and never will be a Newcastle United fan (which isn’t a stipulation of being NUFC manager, I just fucking hate the media try and say he’s one of us). I know he’s just a symptom of Ashley, and there will be another grossly unqualified lump given the job after him, but fucking hell I can’t wait until he’s not at our club anymore.

Doesn’t surprise me at all that Shelvey loves him. One of the laziest players going. Had the talent to be a pretty high level player ( compared to average PL players, not just football in general), but has ended up plodding around the pitch for relegation fodder.

See the usual suspects are wanking themselves daft over this. Never mind that the Saudis are massively involved in F1, golf, advertising on sky etc. I’m more than happy to miss out if this is the reason, but honestly it was never the PL’s concern, it’s delusional to suggest there’s no links to murders and other horrific things from any current PL owners. I don’t have much of a point tbh, I just hope the same journalists won’t be flocking to cover events like the Qatar World Cup and we really can push back against murderous regimes/people getting heavily involved in sports but sadly they will and nothing at all will change, we will still have articles wanking off about PSG etc, the same as they don’t give a fuck about Khashoggi’s death other than it now being a tool to block any takeover. Well now that’s over we are probably in a worse spot than pre-takeover talk, with an even more disinterested Ashley

It’s absolutely fucking insane that Ashley has Steve Bruce and Lee Charnley running a premier league club. This has to be some type of trading places joke with his rich mates, and there’s a competent MD and manager living under a bridge somewhere.

It’s fucking incredible pundits will still just say he’s doing a good job lazily, clearly not even knowing our current form or where we are in the league. The way Jenas was fucking clearly fuming when Jake Humphries challenged him on his lazy bullshit spoke volumes “but they’ll still be in the PL if they finish 17th” “is that what Newcastle fans should be happy with? Just finishing 17th” “you’d have been happy with that as a Norwich fan” so throws out a lazy dig about Norwich but also this ridiculous assumption that just because you’re not currently competing at the top of the league you should just be buzzing with 17th. They’d sharp catch on if every one that followed one of the 14 teams these wankers think are just making up the numbers simply packed in watching and their pay cheque started to get a lot lighter.

A young kid from Newcastle that’s apparently a good talent coming on for Manchester United, then the camera turning right to Steve Bruce’s stupid fucking pudding face as the score reads 3-1 sums up Ashley’s ownership.

Fucking dreadful this. Just fire the cunt man

See Ole has said Bruce is doing a good job I know they’re mates, but it shows the complete indifference the media has to every team outside “THE BIG SIX” (most of which aren’t currently in the top 6 spots) that it doesn’t just get fucking ridiculed for saying a bloke taking a mid table side and having them 3 points above the drop zone after 2 years is doing a good job.

I haven’t bothered looking for quotes to support this, but if true isn’t everyone delighted the PL chose to help NUFC fans by taking away the Saudi option? So fucking sick of Ashley, I know that’s nothing new, but just completely throttling a PL club and bleeding it. How can they possibly say we’ve got no money available to spend we spent a decent amount for Ashley’s NUFC, but it wasn’t a massive splurge by PL standards.

Aye, I mean it’s clear as day he’s a football journalist that knows absolutely nothing about football. He couldn’t see that Bruce’s dreadful two decade long managerial career was probably a good indicator that he wouldn’t do a good job here, so it stands to reason that he sees no problem with ignoring the last two seasons as an indication he’s not up to is. I know he’s sticking up for Bruce as he’s pally with him, but I think if everyone just started treating it like he genuinely thought all this stuff rather than giving him the out of sticking up for a pal it makes him look more of a tosser. I can see why he’d want Bruce to get another few, as it’ll mean we are actually in the bottom 3 so it’s easy for a fucking idiot like Edwards to see that could maybe be an issue with 10 or so to go, it’s hard having to deal with forecasting things out.

The journalists are going awfully quiet about this all of a sudden. It’s not something any of us particularly wanted to be right about, but the bloke wasn’t suddenly going to turn into a high calibre manager at the tail end of an underwhelming managerial career ffs. Edwards is one of the lead twats in the attacks on the fans over Bruce, and he deserves all the “we told you so” that are coming his way, hopefully once everyone has got it through their system we can all put the stupid cunt on ignore and not read his fucking rubbish, maybe then someone that actually wants to be a NE football reporter can get his job. It’s mental we are right back in the same situation as when McLaren was manager. Everyone can see exactly what needs to be done but Ashley and Charnley are going to close their eyes and just hope Bruce somehow figures it all out, or Fulham just stop getting points, neither will happen. If they stick with Bruce we are down. It honestly may already be too late, we have 14 games left? There’s no chance he gets sacked after whatever today’s shambles is against Manchester United, so he will get the Wolves match at the very least which puts us at 12 left . It’s crazy how lazy a lot of these journalists are that they still can’t see why we complain about having Ashley as owner, and Bruce as manager, all other nonsense Ashley does aside repeating this process yet again is beyond frustrating to watch. The bloke was calling out the playing staff back in fucking November he should have been sacked back then. Wonder how long we have to wait before these wankers that have called us morons for months will be writing articles about how we sleepwalked towards relegation, or how the pressure from fans who never accepted Bruce created friction that led to poor performances.

You can see how this Company is going to be 20 times the size soon, getting on the shelves of #elite #british #shops like Heron foods at a price point like that #watchoutredbull #richenergymackems #paupers #British #business #pedoworshippers

richenergycoc btw what is with all these weirdos that tweet things like that? I’ve never had a product and then made some announcement that I’m never drinking the competing products again. Get a grip ffs

It’s honestly the most baffling thing about Ashley. We know he doesn’t give a fuck as long as the team manage to stay in the PL, but his constant desire to do it as cheaply as fucking possible to such an extreme that it becomes a gamble is just bizarre. I know Bruce comes cheap for a PL manager but surely the cost between him and a more competent manager, like Howe, would barely be noticeable on the books of a PL club and it would be far less of a gamble. How is the saving of what is likely around £1m or so a year worth this level of risk? Especially as like you point out this wouldn’t be the first relegation due to this cheapness.

The only thing Bruce cares about now is that potential pay off tbh, he probably replays Allardyces voicemail message on his phone after Alex reads the Twitter abuse to him “ohhhh I bought mesel a real fuckin Casa after those cunts give Big Sammy the boot, listen here Steve you just got to make sure you blame them for everything. Blame the fookin players if you have too, do that and you’ll be tanning your kite on Benidorm fucking beach in no time alright? It’ll be fookin glorious, spend a month in your speedos then get back sharpish ready to milk the next struggling club. Anyways these fookin pies don’t eat themselves, and I’ve got to strategize my excuses for the next hammering the baggies suffer”.

I don’t really get the agenda here by them two? Are they hoping to turn media and national sentiment against NUFC fans due to some random knackers on twitter? I hardly see how that’s going to help anything at all. His dad is doing a fucking dreadful job, so the pressure from fans isn’t going anywhere despite how many times idiots like Savage and Sutton bleat on about him doing a good job and over inflated fan expectations because I simply put no stock or respect into their opinions. Then on the flip side you’re not going to win over any NUFC fans via sympathy here as you’re again just seemingly bashing the fan base as a whole which is going to force people to be defensive. Just leave the club Bruce for fuck sake, we don’t want you here and never did, and you’re doing a fucking wank job. It got so bad at Villa they were throwing things at him, so I don’t really buy that random people writing bollocks on a medium Bruce doesn’t even engage with has an effect on him.