Howay

He fucking surely has to be sacked tonight.

Our lot look up for this.

I always think imagine how full of himself he will be if we end up topping this 6 team mini league he harps on about as in the relegation mix, he will be completely blind to the fact that it shouldn’t be a total fucking struggle and that finishing 15th or whatever isn’t good.

That’s a big part of it too, he is just a right loser. It’s fair enough fans writing off losing to Chelsea and Manchester United but you shouldn’t be doing it if you’re anything to do with a PL side, regardless of disparities that’s your opposition ffs, meanwhile Parker is saying they are going into every game aiming to win and is visibly pissed off when a team like Manchester City beat them.

And it would be another total dogshit team at that . The bloke has literally come out in his presser and said he’s not doing a good enough job. He also said the only teams that have beaten us in the last 8 games have been Manchester United and Chelsea, forgetting we lost to Crystal Palace which is the type of inattention to detail that further proves us ‘rabid’ critics right.

“The Holy Grail” it’s not hard to find because people are buying it up ffs, it’s because no fucker wants to stock drinkable battery acid.

Both spot on, I don’t even know why I bother watching anymore. The football is embarrassingly bad, in fact the club as a whole is just fucking embarrassing. I basically don’t get excited when we score, under Ashley it’s become pretty meaningless since we will never ever kick on. The fucking thought of staying up and having another year exactly like this is just horrible, but it’s the more likely option when compared with staying up and the club being sold, Ashley won’t sack this fucking ball bag if we stay up and another PL season will be even worse than this one under those circumstances imo.

Aye, trusting this very talented crop of players to Gareth fucking Southgate is just tragic.

Our youth team do, think the mackems beat them which is part of their glorious 72 in a row, which is starting to become similar to Peles goal record where he counts goals in his back garden against his dog.

Imagine taking a side that come top 5 the prior 3 seasons and fucking it up so badly you finish 14th . That’s not fans demanding success too much that’s just called being a complete fucking failure.

With the winner coming from a man who is named after the bit between your balls and arsehole.

I’d hope so tbh otherwise all hope for that town is lost. I’ve no idea what they’ve won but they must surely know we won’t be bothered right? The same as we don’t count things like winning the Championship title, or the Intertoto cup, they’re not relevant trophies ffs. Then again this is the same fan base that were buzzing they knocked our U23 team out with their senior squad, and counted youth team and women’s team wins towards their “7 in a row marrrrraaass” nonsense, so maybe they do think we’d care. Personally, I’d like to congratulate them, I can genuinely say I hope they get the privilege of competing to win whatever this cup was for the rest of their history. The 9th story featured down the BBC football home page is massive for a club like them.

Fulham and Brighton, while both being poor teams, tend to play pretty well any time I see them, on the other hand we look absolutely dreadful every match regardless of the result. Genuinely think we are down tbh, I just don’t see us beating anyone.

Also has bitch boy Edwards still got any tables that try to show Bruce is doing a better job than Benitez? Or has he finally given up on the FUCKING RIDICULOUS argument of implying the second worst manager in the PL era is better than a league and CL winning manager?

Sorry like but I have to laugh. It’s just fucking incredible that basically every Newcastle fan could see this is where hiring Bruce would lead us, and despite how ridiculously fluky as fuck our good runs were we were told we were idiots and just didn’t understand football. What a fucking joke. It’s too late now to sack the cunt too, may as keep the punchable prick so Ashley can save whatever absurd amount of money he had written into Bruce’s contract that incentivized failure so we can spend it on whatever Krafth/Joelinton level talent we have lined up.

It’s sad to think we’ve only spent somewhere around £50m total during Ashley’s ownership on both full back positions. While we have fluked some decent full backs on the cheap it was always going to mean we’d eventually be lumbered with utter crap like Krafth.

He’s as much an embarrassment to his profession as Bruce is to football management, so I suppose it’s apt this is the hill he is choosing to die on.

Have to agree to disagree I suppose. They’re both terrible players imo, and the fact Yedlin is a far better athlete is the only differentiator to me. I saw posts about Manquillo being technically a better player, and maybe that’s true but he’s completely ineffectual in games so I don’t see how that sets him apart from Yedlin. Either way as you say the fact either of them were ever the lead choices for our RB position in the PL is a joke.

People must see a different Manquillo to me, which is fair enough. Anytime I watch him play he’s constantly out of position which usually results in the attacker getting a free cross, or Manquillo being booked after he grabs the attacker. I think Yedlin is shite, it’s just he has top level pace so it occasionally could make up for his shit positioning or create some counter attack. Manquillo’s positioning was maybe better under Rafa when it was drilled into him, but he was still a walking free kick from what I recall, and as Bruce is closer to our usual standard of manager under fat tits I’d say it’s moot anyway. I’m not really sold on how you could see Manquillo as clearly far and away better attacking wise than Yedlin either tbh, the bloke can’t cross to save his life, not that Yedlin can but I wouldn’t say one is clearly better than the other. Fwiw I’d prefer neither of them at the club, we should have improved on them years ago.

Aye this tbh. Krafth is the absolute worst of the three, I genuinely think he’s among the worst footballers we’ve had at the club in the PL era, as Quiff says the other two are both shite but I just think Yedlins pace means he had a bit more use than Manquillo who similarly to Yedlin would constantly lose his man but didn’t have the pace to catch up.

Manquillo is absolutely shite tbf, so is Krafth. It’s a shame we didn’t have a bloke who, while not much good himself was better than both of them.

Shit result. A crap Villa side, at home, without their star player and we scrape a draw. Wonder what excuses cunt face comes out with for dropping more points.

What a fucking clip he is. He must stink.

I fully expect us to lose and we will get some muttering about positives to take away from the clubs resident piss head, who is coincidentally the manager.

It’s still amazing that when he was literally saying it’s time to do things my way, a lot of journalists just sort of accepted that despite the fact he’d had 2 full pre-seasons and one and a half seasons as manager by that point