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Bruce’s Tinned Breakfast vs Dyche’s Racist Pot Noodles
Howay replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
What the fuck is the actual point in VAR? That’s about as stonewall a pen as you could hope to see -
Bruce’s Tinned Breakfast vs Dyche’s Racist Pot Noodles
Howay replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
0 wins, 6 draws, and 19 losses when conceding first under Bruce. The come back is on! -
Bruce’s Tinned Breakfast vs Dyche’s Racist Pot Noodles
Howay replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
At least we’re not attacking like Norwich tbf. Best just to focus on whatever it is we are focusing on here. -
Bruce’s Tinned Breakfast vs Dyche’s Racist Pot Noodles
Howay replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Why the fuck is this throbber still employed by NUFC? You’d think if you had somehow managed to not be in the bottom 3 after the disgraceful run we’ve had you’d pack in risking things. It’s like they’re trying to have us relegated at this point. -
I’m glad we play with such balance between attack and defense, would be fucking rubbish being slightly more attacking if it meant we’d suddenly become Norwich and be completely incapable of defending. Thanks for comparing us to a side that have spent as long in the Premier League as we’ve spent in the Championship in recent years, what a brilliant comparison. Again, this pudding faced wank takes no responsibility for getting abuse when he jumps on a comment as light as “maybe they should try and play a little bit more on the front foot” and acts like Shearer said we should have 10 men in the opposition half. We can’t get this wanker out of the club fast enough ffs.
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“I wouldn’t know what to do, I’d probably keep turning up here until I figure it out”
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For fucks sake man. So they’d need acceptance by Ashley, buy in from any potential new owner, and possibly some type of test by the PL(?) all for what would surely be a fairly immaterial minority stake in the club where they’d have no actual say? Like AH says it’ll be one for the soooopah doopah fans.
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Cabbage's sack of useless shite v The Special One's special ones
Howay replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
It’s an even more pathetic looking brag when West Brom pumped Chelsea 5-2 the same weekend . Honestly man that Edwards is pathetic, I expect it from Bruce but what the fuck is keeping that wanker from dying on this hill? Results like this happen, we could have beat Spurs comfortably 4-0 and everything we’ve said about Bruce is still true and Edwards is still wrong. I honestly have even less respect for the cretin as it’s pretty clear the whole sob story the other week was just a huge flounce, as he was getting hammered for knowing absolutely nothing about football, a single better result and he’s back out acting like we’ve actually done something of note. A draw against Spurs for fucks sake . -
Cabbage's sack of useless shite v The Special One's special ones
Howay replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
To be fair he’s right sadly, we have to put up with a fucking nonsense of a manager, a nonsense owner, and a completely nonsensical managing director all being in charge of the areas football club. Can’t wait until the day none of the fucking bastards are at the club. Fwiw I completely forgot we were playing, that’s where I’m at now. It’s meaningless anyway, if we stay up Bruce will be kept on and obviously going down is a nightmare too so it’s a lose lose really. It makes complete sense that he’ll have a dig at the fanbase immediately after an ok result, sums the punchable cunt up. I also say ok result because I’m deluded and don’t think a draw against a team in the same division is something to froth at the mouth over like his mates are no doubt doing. -
I’ve never bought into Bruce giving a fuck about Newcastle tbh. Which is totally fine btw, I genuinely don’t care if our manager is a boyhood fan. It’s just fucking annoying that it’s always brought up, he’s rejected the job multiple times in the past iirc and not exactly for lucrative or higher status postings, he religiously refers to Manchester United as “United”, has talked about “them” in reference to Newcastle in unflattering terms on numerous occasions. In short the fucking scrub is a fraud on multiple fronts and I’m just genuinely confused why he was ever appointed as he seemingly wasn’t even cheap. #cabbagepatchbitch #heronfoods
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It’s actually incredible how fucking bad Bruce has been. Two seasons ago you’d have thought there was no fucking way we’d be relegated, not that we were a great side but we looked very solid defensively which always gave us a chance in games. Fast forward 2 seasons of mis management under this fucking FRAUD and we are hurtling towards relegation, avoidance of relegation will be purely down to Fulham being too wank to catch us. Not that I respected many pundits and Journos beforehand but fucking hell they can all go whistle now after sticking up for this useless cunt. By fucking far the worst manager we’ve had in my lifetime, I include Kinnear in that btw.
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He starts a thread like this and then has the brass neck to act like he’s the smart one here? Fuck off you nonce.
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It’s mad he bothers tweeting this nonsense out, surely he knows no one believes him and it’s not like it ever even happens, so why fucking bother?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howay replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I love that Bruce just says it comes from the fitness specialists advice and plan as well, sorry like but no fitness specialist is advocating a group of elite level athletes to take 6 days off at this point in the competitive schedule. -
To be fair, I got a laugh out of this thread.
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Aye he’s surely wanting the sack, 6 days off out the next 9 after that kind of defeat surely even a manager as grim as him would know that’s an absolutely ridiculous thing. Could also be just because he’s a lazy fat cunt tbf. It’s almost exactly like the McLaren situation now where we have an international break followed by 9 games, and it’s clear they’re determined to make the same mistake and keep him around.
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In our last 20 games, we’ve won 2, drawn 5, lost 13, scored 14 goals, and conceded 35. It’s interesting that some people are still saying Newcastle fans expect too much, I wonder just how fucking appallingly bad we need to be before it would be acceptable for the fans to be pissed off. It’s passed being a tired cliche at this point, it’s almost people going out of their way to just be absurdly wrong about the topic at hand.
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I just don’t get the game plan here. I mean it’s too late anyway as they’ve mirrored exactly what they did with McLaren and left it too late but surely you have to sack the cunt now out of principal? Unless they actually intend on keeping him when we are a Championship side. If they do I genuinely think that’ll be the finish of me bothering with this fucking disgrace of a “football club”.
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18% of Brighton’s PL goals this season have come against us
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What a cretin he is as well. Embarrassment of a journalist, not that many of them have come out of Bruce’s tenure with much credibility but that winnet stands out. Wish him a speedy recovery but hopefully the cunt gets the sack the same as Bruce and we can get a bloke that actually wants to cover NE football in some type of respectful way instead of taking the piss out of the fans for wanting a takeover, and for wanting rid of the worst manager we’ve had in my lifetime.
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Honestly can’t believe it hasn’t come out that he has been sacked it’s fucking staggering. We were playing a fucking dreadful Brighton side and weren’t even at the races, if the players were ever going to be up for a game this one should have been it. Calling this a shambles doesn’t do it justice.