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I love that Bruce just says it comes from the fitness specialists advice and plan as well, sorry like but no fitness specialist is advocating a group of elite level athletes to take 6 days off at this point in the competitive schedule.

To be fair, I got a laugh out of this thread.

Look forward to all the articles whinging like fuck when the fans are back in and the knacker gets the inevitable dogs abuse. We all know it’s coming, if it really bothered him he’d walk away now, and maybe he wouldn’t have spent 18 month being an absolute helmet to the fan base.

Aye he’s surely wanting the sack, 6 days off out the next 9 after that kind of defeat surely even a manager as grim as him would know that’s an absolutely ridiculous thing. Could also be just because he’s a lazy fat cunt tbf. It’s almost exactly like the McLaren situation now where we have an international break followed by 9 games, and it’s clear they’re determined to make the same mistake and keep him around.

In our last 20 games, we’ve won 2, drawn 5, lost 13, scored 14 goals, and conceded 35. It’s interesting that some people are still saying Newcastle fans expect too much, I wonder just how fucking appallingly bad we need to be before it would be acceptable for the fans to be pissed off. It’s passed being a tired cliche at this point, it’s almost people going out of their way to just be absurdly wrong about the topic at hand.

fucking shambolic.

I just don’t get the game plan here. I mean it’s too late anyway as they’ve mirrored exactly what they did with McLaren and left it too late but surely you have to sack the cunt now out of principal? Unless they actually intend on keeping him when we are a Championship side. If they do I genuinely think that’ll be the finish of me bothering with this fucking disgrace of a “football club”.

18% of Brighton’s PL goals this season have come against us

What a cretin he is as well. Embarrassment of a journalist, not that many of them have come out of Bruce’s tenure with much credibility but that winnet stands out. Wish him a speedy recovery but hopefully the cunt gets the sack the same as Bruce and we can get a bloke that actually wants to cover NE football in some type of respectful way instead of taking the piss out of the fans for wanting a takeover, and for wanting rid of the worst manager we’ve had in my lifetime.

Honestly can’t believe it hasn’t come out that he has been sacked it’s fucking staggering. We were playing a fucking dreadful Brighton side and weren’t even at the races, if the players were ever going to be up for a game this one should have been it. Calling this a shambles doesn’t do it justice.

He fucking surely has to be sacked tonight.

Our lot look up for this.

I always think imagine how full of himself he will be if we end up topping this 6 team mini league he harps on about as in the relegation mix, he will be completely blind to the fact that it shouldn’t be a total fucking struggle and that finishing 15th or whatever isn’t good.

That’s a big part of it too, he is just a right loser. It’s fair enough fans writing off losing to Chelsea and Manchester United but you shouldn’t be doing it if you’re anything to do with a PL side, regardless of disparities that’s your opposition ffs, meanwhile Parker is saying they are going into every game aiming to win and is visibly pissed off when a team like Manchester City beat them.

And it would be another total dogshit team at that . The bloke has literally come out in his presser and said he’s not doing a good enough job. He also said the only teams that have beaten us in the last 8 games have been Manchester United and Chelsea, forgetting we lost to Crystal Palace which is the type of inattention to detail that further proves us ‘rabid’ critics right.

“The Holy Grail” it’s not hard to find because people are buying it up ffs, it’s because no fucker wants to stock drinkable battery acid.

Both spot on, I don’t even know why I bother watching anymore. The football is embarrassingly bad, in fact the club as a whole is just fucking embarrassing. I basically don’t get excited when we score, under Ashley it’s become pretty meaningless since we will never ever kick on. The fucking thought of staying up and having another year exactly like this is just horrible, but it’s the more likely option when compared with staying up and the club being sold, Ashley won’t sack this fucking ball bag if we stay up and another PL season will be even worse than this one under those circumstances imo.

Aye, trusting this very talented crop of players to Gareth fucking Southgate is just tragic.

Our youth team do, think the mackems beat them which is part of their glorious 72 in a row, which is starting to become similar to Peles goal record where he counts goals in his back garden against his dog.

Imagine taking a side that come top 5 the prior 3 seasons and fucking it up so badly you finish 14th . That’s not fans demanding success too much that’s just called being a complete fucking failure.

With the winner coming from a man who is named after the bit between your balls and arsehole.

I’d hope so tbh otherwise all hope for that town is lost. I’ve no idea what they’ve won but they must surely know we won’t be bothered right? The same as we don’t count things like winning the Championship title, or the Intertoto cup, they’re not relevant trophies ffs. Then again this is the same fan base that were buzzing they knocked our U23 team out with their senior squad, and counted youth team and women’s team wins towards their “7 in a row marrrrraaass” nonsense, so maybe they do think we’d care. Personally, I’d like to congratulate them, I can genuinely say I hope they get the privilege of competing to win whatever this cup was for the rest of their history. The 9th story featured down the BBC football home page is massive for a club like them.

Fulham and Brighton, while both being poor teams, tend to play pretty well any time I see them, on the other hand we look absolutely dreadful every match regardless of the result. Genuinely think we are down tbh, I just don’t see us beating anyone.

Also has bitch boy Edwards still got any tables that try to show Bruce is doing a better job than Benitez? Or has he finally given up on the FUCKING RIDICULOUS argument of implying the second worst manager in the PL era is better than a league and CL winning manager?

Sorry like but I have to laugh. It’s just fucking incredible that basically every Newcastle fan could see this is where hiring Bruce would lead us, and despite how ridiculously fluky as fuck our good runs were we were told we were idiots and just didn’t understand football. What a fucking joke. It’s too late now to sack the cunt too, may as keep the punchable prick so Ashley can save whatever absurd amount of money he had written into Bruce’s contract that incentivized failure so we can spend it on whatever Krafth/Joelinton level talent we have lined up.