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Love the slogan too “well here we go”, his next one should be “for fuck sake here goes another match”. What a fucking pleb that bloke is btw, do people actually watch him do this commentary on games?

I understand they don’t give a shit, and are clearly biased, but we’ve won something like 3 in our last 23 games. Keeping this Newcastle side in the PL isn’t some great feat ffs, especially when you consider the side you have to stay ahead is a shocking Fulham side that have 5 wins all season. Btw, Gabby Agbonlahor become the absolute epitome of Brummy just a balding fat boring as fuck wanker. I don’t even know why they pay so many of these ex players to spout this utter shite, just pick one of them and let him cover everything, the result would be the same tbh.

Agree, I was just trying to look at it from another angle and see if there was any other reason for them to act the way they did but it’s pretty damning stuff imo. When your own government is basically telling you to pack it in it’s a bit ridiculous to keep pursuing that unless as you say it’s simply a reason to block it.

So the Saudi government stated the PiF and the state were two separate entities, then the PL asked the UK government who agreed they were two separate entities yet the PL still pursued this thread? While I agree it’s pretty likely they’re heavily commingled I’m not really sure it’s the PL’s duty to go this deep into things when at state governance level everyone involved seems happy there’s no issue.

“We can't get carried away but back-to-back wins in the Premier League is huge. It sets us up nicely, we've got some tough challenges but this helps. Let's hope our players stay fit. As good as I think I am, I need our best players.” Bruce has to be taking the piss here, not only have we not won back to back games but that best player coming on was the only reason we got any points, the tactics had us losing in uninspired fashion up to that point.

Aye, as Ewerk said the bloke is going to get credit for simply hoying his best player on , there was absolutely no plan before or after that sub it was simply a double sub and hope that either Wilson or ASM could produce. I know wankers like Edwards will crawl over broken glass to give Bruce credit for this but it’s a total stretch to offer him that imo, literally anyone with half a passing interest in football could have managed this with the way ASM burst into the game.

ASM put the team on his back today, simple as that. The fact we looked completely clueless before ASM came on shows how out of his depth Bruce is, it’s pathetic really, I know you always miss your star players but our team can barely play football until ASM turns up .

Why bring this chopper on

The ref honestly just gave that high boot! Didn’t even touch our player and got the ball, that ref association must be sweating trying to explain away why that one was a free kick.

That excuse from the ref association is fucking disgraceful btw. It’s text book dangerous play, Tarkowski’s boot is not allowed to be that high, we’ve seen the result of that type of play with injuries such as the one Ederson sustained. Them coming out and basically just sticking by their own when the officials clearly got the decision wrong is exactly why VAR doesn’t work. Why are they even bringing up him winning the ball? It’s completely irrelevant, same as it is when a player lunges into a tackle with both feet.

What the fuck is the actual point in VAR? That’s about as stonewall a pen as you could hope to see

0 wins, 6 draws, and 19 losses when conceding first under Bruce. The come back is on!

At least we’re not attacking like Norwich tbf. Best just to focus on whatever it is we are focusing on here.

Why the fuck is this throbber still employed by NUFC? You’d think if you had somehow managed to not be in the bottom 3 after the disgraceful run we’ve had you’d pack in risking things. It’s like they’re trying to have us relegated at this point.

I’m glad we play with such balance between attack and defense, would be fucking rubbish being slightly more attacking if it meant we’d suddenly become Norwich and be completely incapable of defending. Thanks for comparing us to a side that have spent as long in the Premier League as we’ve spent in the Championship in recent years, what a brilliant comparison. Again, this pudding faced wank takes no responsibility for getting abuse when he jumps on a comment as light as “maybe they should try and play a little bit more on the front foot” and acts like Shearer said we should have 10 men in the opposition half. We can’t get this wanker out of the club fast enough ffs.

Think his absolute clogger centre half son prints the Twitter abuse off and mails it to him. I love that his response is that “we” should just ban all of social media righto Steve you pudding faced menace.

“I wouldn’t know what to do, I’d probably keep turning up here until I figure it out”

For fucks sake man. So they’d need acceptance by Ashley, buy in from any potential new owner, and possibly some type of test by the PL(?) all for what would surely be a fairly immaterial minority stake in the club where they’d have no actual say? Like AH says it’ll be one for the soooopah doopah fans.

It’s an even more pathetic looking brag when West Brom pumped Chelsea 5-2 the same weekend . Honestly man that Edwards is pathetic, I expect it from Bruce but what the fuck is keeping that wanker from dying on this hill? Results like this happen, we could have beat Spurs comfortably 4-0 and everything we’ve said about Bruce is still true and Edwards is still wrong. I honestly have even less respect for the cretin as it’s pretty clear the whole sob story the other week was just a huge flounce, as he was getting hammered for knowing absolutely nothing about football, a single better result and he’s back out acting like we’ve actually done something of note. A draw against Spurs for fucks sake .

To be fair he’s right sadly, we have to put up with a fucking nonsense of a manager, a nonsense owner, and a completely nonsensical managing director all being in charge of the areas football club. Can’t wait until the day none of the fucking bastards are at the club. Fwiw I completely forgot we were playing, that’s where I’m at now. It’s meaningless anyway, if we stay up Bruce will be kept on and obviously going down is a nightmare too so it’s a lose lose really. It makes complete sense that he’ll have a dig at the fanbase immediately after an ok result, sums the punchable cunt up. I also say ok result because I’m deluded and don’t think a draw against a team in the same division is something to froth at the mouth over like his mates are no doubt doing.

I’ve never bought into Bruce giving a fuck about Newcastle tbh. Which is totally fine btw, I genuinely don’t care if our manager is a boyhood fan. It’s just fucking annoying that it’s always brought up, he’s rejected the job multiple times in the past iirc and not exactly for lucrative or higher status postings, he religiously refers to Manchester United as “United”, has talked about “them” in reference to Newcastle in unflattering terms on numerous occasions. In short the fucking scrub is a fraud on multiple fronts and I’m just genuinely confused why he was ever appointed as he seemingly wasn’t even cheap. #cabbagepatchbitch #heronfoods

Remember when he was booting off in the press when he recovered saying he was still our manager as he was never let go you can just imagine Charnley sweating worried he’d have to actually inform Kinnear he wasn’t our manager.

It’s actually incredible how fucking bad Bruce has been. Two seasons ago you’d have thought there was no fucking way we’d be relegated, not that we were a great side but we looked very solid defensively which always gave us a chance in games. Fast forward 2 seasons of mis management under this fucking FRAUD and we are hurtling towards relegation, avoidance of relegation will be purely down to Fulham being too wank to catch us. Not that I respected many pundits and Journos beforehand but fucking hell they can all go whistle now after sticking up for this useless cunt. By fucking far the worst manager we’ve had in my lifetime, I include Kinnear in that btw.

He starts a thread like this and then has the brass neck to act like he’s the smart one here? Fuck off you nonce.

It’s mad he bothers tweeting this nonsense out, surely he knows no one believes him and it’s not like it ever even happens, so why fucking bother?