Howay

Pretty much but they’ve been using the old new manager bounce technique to sneak into the play offs and get pumped every season.

Surely to make way for all the world class talent trust fund boy will bring in? Or is it more likely his pledge to run the club sustainably means they are not able to make a play off run every single year so they have to lower costs and consolidate in mid table.

Aye, I think that’s why he was brought in tbh they had him lined up as a Chris Hughton option for if Bruce didn’t match their exceedingly low expectations. I don’t think Jones is anything sensational but the fact he doesn’t seem to be a mouthy cunt is a huge plus when comparing to Bruce, hard to state his impact but our results did get better once he arrived so there’s not much doubt he had something to do about the uptick rather than just giving all the credit to Bruce like some “journalists” (Edwards) try to.

I hope you’re right that he drops Watkins, I don’t see him as different enough from Kane / DCL to be a change up (plus I don’t rate him) I think Rashford through the middle is enough of a change if we need to make it without taking up a squad place. I think Ings warranted inclusion to a 33 man squad, not that it makes a massive difference since he has to shave it down anyway which is why I’ve not really been bothered about him bringing Greenwood. I hope he drops James, Trippier is worth bringing over him for set pieces and his ability to cover either full back slot, I think James is similar to Walker in that he can cover at CB and right back so feel we don’t need him (not at the expense of TAA as an attacking outlet anyway).

He brings 16 goals 0 assist Calvert Lewin over Bamford who got 17 goals and 7 assists. I know Calvert Lewin has been around the England set up but I just don’t understand how someone like Watkins gets in over Bamford as well, Watkins only got 2 goals more than Ings and Wilson but in about 10 games more. It honestly sounds like he’s going to bottle the right back decision and just take all four as well btw. He was saying how they can all play in different positions so he sees them as four players and not just four right backs so he’s going to take 6 full backs in a 25 man squad? Fucking grow some balls man Southgate.

And Alex Bruce’s dad will have pushed on his mates to let Alex speak a bit. Same as over a third of the arseholes professional football appearances came under his dad.

The thing is you know the first thing he’d do is have a pop at the fan base and rub everyone’s face in it. That’s what a total cunt he is, but him and his knacker of a son can’t seem to figure out why acting the way they do is a problem to such an extent that when a bloke laid it out plain he called him a rat .

His dad is a fucking little rat, and he’s a workmanlike, jug eared ugly cunt. Hope was honestly being soft there for me, as I’ve said I’m not giving Bruce credit for achieving fucking mediocrity and treading water from the initial total fucking disaster he had us hurtling towards. You can’t run about abusing the fan base and then get pissed off no one accepts you. From day one I didn’t want this Manchester United obsessed toad to be our manager, I’ll happily say nothing will change my mind on that as I’m extremely confident he won’t ever achieve anything with NUFC, he’s finished top 10 twice in his below mediocre career. Please just fuck off and take your arsehole son with you. I’m glad the prick come out as abusive as that, now he doesn’t have a single fucking leg to stand on when he whinges everyone is being mean to his dad. Cunt bag. Even the mackems think his dad is shite and those paedophile worshipping simpletons rate Sam Allardyce.

I don’t know about you but just the sentence “Louis-Dreyfus, who flew over from his boarding school in Singapore to watch OM take on Inter Milan in the Champions League in 2012” makes me think this bloke didn’t know where Sunderland was until he bought them (or mammy did). He best start researching what “fucking ponce” and other ‘passionate’ things the locals will call him mean.

Aye, that’s what it seems like tbh. ““You can’t buy this! In cities like Zurich, Monaco, nobody is interested in football, it limits the possibilities of expansion.” Louis-Dreyfus, who flew over from his boarding school in Singapore to watch OM take on Inter Milan in the Champions League in 2012, had considered a career on the pitch as a player or manager but was sidelined by injury. He studied for a degree in International Sports Management at the private Richmond International Academic & Soccer Academy (RIASA) in Leeds and South Kensington, London, in 2017-18 but dropped out” From: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/20/meet-kyril-louis-dreyfus-23-english-football-youngest-chairman The article also mentions his twin brother is a DJ based in Zurich, so none of this leads me to think the bloke is the billionaire business mastermind with a deep footballing knowledge like the mackems are portraying. He’s a trust fund kid with a little toy mammy let him buy, they’ve had another one of them kicking around in that Juan Satori for years now and it’s done no good.

This bloke actually tries to stick to his guns on this one btw, so I genuinely think he believes this, even brought up that McGeady had more assists this season .

He’s not going to throw money at them anyway, he talked about sustainability when he took the majority shareholding. It’s also questionable how much money he personally has isn’t it? He’s heir to billions (along with his 4 other siblings) but his mother is head of the family company and from a quote I saw in an article which said “He will not flare up: it is not in his nature, and his mother, anyway, would not let him.”, sounds like his mother allowed him to buy the tramps...

Going off that statement I’m going to assume one of his favorite hobbies growing up was eating lead paint chips. What a knacker. He still hasn’t grasped that making it an “us v them” situation with your own clubs fan base isn’t going to ever get you credit, I’m not saying he deserves any as imo he really doesn’t, coming 12th in the clubs 4th year in the Premier League isn’t something to applaud especially in the manner it was arrived at, we went on a run of 20+ games with barely a win ffs I’m not bothered how it makes me, and fellow supporters who don’t give him credit look he can fuck right off. This season I’ve witnessed absolutely dreadful football, and watched as our own manager has relentlessly taken aim at our support base, despite the fact he never had to deal with any actual jeering, he can complain about abuse but even measured and very fair criticism is slapped down and received a pop. He’s a fucking failure as a manager and is symptomatic of the rot this owner has set into our football club, we literally will never and can never move forward with Steve fucking Bruce as manager. I’m also sick to the fucking back teeth about hearing the fans demand too much, or our expectation is too high, firstly it’s only off dog shit managers like this boil nosed cock bag, or that putrid bag of piss Allardyce, fan bases should demand and push the team forward what are we meant to do? Sit about and go “ahh yeah buzzing for another year of watching Joelinton fall over, I fucking hope we can beat Burnley to 12th this year”.

They’re just such an odd fan base. As HMHM said in his cracking post the club is basically built around challenging us, even when Donaldson and Methven took over they immediately took aim at us, that hairy tramp that wanted to take them over constantly tried to dig at us, all the while we are 1/2 divisions higher and absolutely shouldn’t be any focus for them. That’s the only thing that gets their fan base going, the knacker that lingers here shows it a sniff of Championship football and he’s puffing his chest out dreaming of playing in Europe “before your lot” . That “it couldn’t possibly be our lot abusing the manager, must be mags in disguise” is utterly bizarre, fan bases do embarrassing things just accept it and move on, when that tit punched a police horse I can’t recall anyone going “must be a mackem in disguise” btw that still remains the only thing they bring up about our lot, since then they’ve cheered on a pedophile and then defending cheering him on even given the hindsight of his sentencing, abused not one, but two sets of owners (soon to be three), accosted so many managers I’ve lost count, etc. Oh aye and let’s not forget the absolutely shameful scenes when they got a day out in London and promptly started taking baths and voiding their bowels over landmark fountains. They are a fucking embarrassment to the North East of England, the embarrassment extends past the football as well, the “city” is just a hovel, I genuinely think North Shields has a better high street, they’re either still bottom or among the bottom for their school systems (including iirc the worst Uni in the UK). They truly are always in Newcastle’s shadow, hence why we have Saudi Arabia trying to buy us and they have? A middle class businessman, a complete fraudulent loser, and the trust fund nephew of the woman from Seinfeld....

31 goals for Wyke, the bright side is he might have played himself into a move for a club that can try for promotion to the Championship. Expect the mackems to drop into mid table next season, unless they keep with their new trend of being out of the play offs - hiring a new manager - getting into play offs with new manager bounce - losing to superior teams/clubs in play offs. Suppose it’s the same method they used to circle the Premier League drain for so long.

Shouldn’t be gambling your giro money. Think about all the blue pop you could buy for the nippers. Enjoy yet another season in the third tier you trampy little mug. How much longer are you going to be stinking out a Newcastle forum?

If only they’d put Kevin Ball in charge. FUCKING LOSERS knocked out in the first round of the playoffs by a side nicknamed the imps, and who were non league in 2017.... massive club though Inbred fucking cunts.

Lincoln pen?

It doesn’t quite work like that does it? Also worth noting we have played more European football under Ashley than your lot have in their entire history.

You’d think with everyone connected with them being such a MLF he would waive that in order to help them?

I genuinely find it hilarious that they’re so blinded when it comes to all things Newcastle that they honestly don’t see the massive gap that exists between where they are and the Premier League.

They really do post some fucking shit. Kevin Ball ffs.

Phenomenal this bloke man. So many twists and turns, first he mentions his second hand battery acid is sugar free and it’s exclusively on Amazon (big news as it means even #HeronFoods won’t stock it), completely ignoring that it’s not the good type of exclusive in which he signed an exclusivity deal with Amazon it’s more he’s ran out of places to sell it so he whacks it on there and then drives the two orders from the mad mistake a month to his local post office. Then his big update about the Monaco Grand Prix is that he’s excited for it, no doubt he will be watching on tv but will nick some photos off someone that’s there to pretend he is, “Mercedes let me test drive the car, even asked if I could take over for Hamilton as they’ve never seen a better driver... I told them to fuck off as they asked me to wear a mask #business”. The final play of this master piece was to announce Sunderland are the best club in Europe, proving that he has clearly been sniffing glue in what looks like an abandoned community centre.

“Despite Sheffield win” you mean to say that a 1-0 win at home against one of the worst sides to ever grace the Premier League didn’t sway the punters?

Aye I saw some getting annoyed at him on Twitter, but what do they honestly expect? He’s not going to stay here managed by a fucking idiot at a club that had essentially the perfect season in the eyes of the owner. Nothing he said was remotely disrespectful to the club, he simply made it clear that the only way he will stick around is if the ambition matches his (which it never will).