Howay

Matty Longstaff loaned out to Aberdeen, so that frees up a squad space. Eager to see which throbber we bring in on loan.

It’s proper telling of the lazy prick that he is. Clearly in the mood to just shrug off getting knocked out the cup at home to fucking Burnley, just doesn’t give a toss as he’s a complete fucking loser that’s content to give the bare minimum to get his pay. Any proper manager, or remotely competitive person would be frustrated at the loss and never come out with something as ridiculous as saying we didn’t lose because it went to pens. This fucking gutless cunt shouldn’t be anywhere near a Premier League club, he was struggling at the championship level even when Villa let him piss money up the wall. The worst part is this prick isn’t the first that got the job for no fucking reason, what had McLaren done? We got him off the back of failing at Championship Derby County, Pardew? The spineless cunt couldn’t get a side with Rui Fonte, Lallana, Lambert, Davis, etc out of fucking League One, and Kinnear was the pinnacle of this, a bloke who had failed decades prior and a good chunk of football barely had any clue who the rancid cunt was. The kicker is they’re basically all unbearable pricks to boot. A few of them, Bruce included, didn’t even come cheap . What a fucking throbber Ashley is.

“We haven’t lost on the night” fucking hell man.

Fucking tragic man, just counting down the games until they finally realize they need to sack this blithering twat. We can focus on getting a kicking every league game now.

Spot on, registering 4 keepers in a 25 man squad is simply padding out the squad to back up the claim there’s no space to bring anyone in as there’s no other reason for it.

I’m fairly sure we’ve also registered 4 goalkeepers, and he has registered Matty Longstaff who he doesn’t play or seem to rate. I struggle to believe we couldn’t offload Gillespie or Darlow and loan Matty out to a championship side, I question the level of interest in doing so as this way we use this as an excuse and just don’t bother improving the squad. Most other PL clubs clearly carry unregistered players btw, if we had to carry Matty and Gillespie for 6-12 month while trying to offload in order to improve the team that wouldn’t be a crippling cost ffs. This is the frustration, I don’t mind us being poor but could we at least give the fucking semblance of trying? Having to watch the worst manager in the league make constant fucking excuses on why having a 4th registered keeper who makes maybe £4K a week is what prevents us from improving our side is so fucking tedious. I see no way we stay up this season tbh, I know it’s early doors but as HMHM pointed out we’re playing our best 11 and still offering way less than last year, couple that with the squad clearly being unprepared and lacking fitness. Ashley is such a fucking parasite, if he wants to be a tight cunt and not invest in the squad he can get away with it but to do so he needs to pay a manager that can get something out of a squad, Bruce gets nothing additional out of players in fact I can’t point to a single player who has improved under his tenure.

True, seems a good fit for James who seems to take the Mark Viduka approach of signing a contract and then struggling for fitness until it’s time for a new deal.

Didn’t he only sign for Everton because of Ancelotti and has basically not given a fuck about playing for them since Ancelotti left? I’m not sure why the current state of Newcastle with Steve Bruce would be more attractive for him.

Almiron is a player that needs a system to perform, like most players of the level we have the only exceptions are ASM and Wilson who can make something out nothing, but most our players are rank average players who need some type of system or tactics to perform. Bruce gives them absolutely no fucking plan or platform for them to succeed, the players look lost every week and we basically depend on ASM or someone creating something from fucking nowt to pick up points. I don’t rate Almiron at all but he is capable of doing something at this level.

Expect Bruce to say something along the lines of being hard done by, Callum missed his chance and Ings scored his and we were unlucky not to get the pen. Then some mention about how it’s a good Villa side, when it’s not, and about how there were positives to take. Fucking loser.

How didn’t he even hit the target there

They’re desperate to blow the whistle anytime we are near the box. It’s like refs are trying to prevent any goals nowadays

He’s never offside there. Football is fucking shite.

what the fuck was the keeper doing

Aye, it’s definitely enough to survive in the league it’s just this cunt makes massively hard work of it by the fact he’s not a football manager.

Aye there’s absolutely no fucking point having this shambolic prick as manager, especially when Eddie Howe has been available for nearly the entire time we’ve had Bruce.

There’s absolutely nothing about us as a side tbh. This Villa team is fucking rank and probably the best side we can put out can’t lay a glove on them, it seems the rancid cunts luck will finally run out this season. This will be no points from two games we absolutely should be getting points from if we want to stay up.

Aye he’s such a self absorbed prick. If he wants to know why he gets abuse it’s a mix of being fucking shit at his job, and coming out with absolute fucking bollocks in basically every presser which typically involves slating the club or the fan base.

So the plan seems to be to flog Longstaff to interested clubs supposedly like Everton and Southampton to bring in Hamza Choudhury on loan, the interested clubs being the type that will be competing higher up the table than us isn’t a red flag at all to Bruce. Fwiw Bruce gets nothing out of Longstaff, but to replace him with a loan signing is more just year to year patch work to the squad, exactly the sort of shite the mackems used to do when they were circling the drain.

Lots of positives Bruce reckons, the crowd got to enjoy the first half, penalty changed the game as after that we had to chase the game and that’s what happens in the PL. How much longer do we have to have this fucking bellend as manager? I really didn’t see many positives there, it was the same issues that riddled last season on show and our defending was appalling.

Add into this a manager that would rather play probably the worst full back I’ve seen us have in the PL out of position as the RCB in a 3 over Fabian Schar. Shelvey hasn’t bothered his fucking arse in years, and we’ve brought no one in to challenge his place so he just mills about giving away shit free kicks. Ritchie is frustrating as fuck too, runs about kicking people then screaming at anyone else that happens to be near him, then just blasts any ball that comes near him into the stands. We’ve had these players for fucking years and they’ve had pretty much little to no competition to their places in that whole time despite them always being borderline good enough.

Shelvey got booked for exactly the same thing. It’s about as clear a booking as you could get tbh.

I’ll have to defer to you on that, I remember seeing Souceks head leaning over the 6 yard box line whereas the Newcastle players weren’t. For me Bowen should count as offside, he’s right there even if he doesn’t touch the ball before it goes in he’s got to be playing some part in the mind of the defence. regardless the pen decision was dreadful.

VAR is such a waste of time, how do they ignore the clear offside in the lead up to the incident? If applied properly that soft as fuck pen incident wouldn’t have happened due to Antonio being clearly offside. Honestly their first goal was bollocks too, two of their players looked offside to me and clearly interfering