Howay

Another loss for wine and chicken boy. In other Bruce related news he’s chipped back at Shearers comments on Ashley, it’s exactly the fucking reason Bruce can’t be given any excuses related to the failings caused by Ashley as he’s more than willing to leap to Ashley’s defence whenever he can.

Did he search through the list of current PL managers outside of the promoted teams to find a bloke with a lower win % than Bruce in their current role? If he watches the football Brighton play he might understand why Potter gets praised and Bruce gets slated tbh, it’s not looking like Bruce’s 1.2% better win percentage (in his current role, Bruce’s PL win % overall is like 7% less than Potters) will remain that for long does it. Bruce is a fucking loser, a dinosaur, and isn’t improving. He’s comparing that shitter to a young coach finding his feet, could Potter end up being shite? Of course, but he could also have a far better managerial career than Bruce has had as well. Again, giving Edwards no benefit of the doubt here so I’m just assuming he knows fucking nothing about football at this point tbh. I’m not going to bother checking but I’d imagine Bruce has also outspent Potter as well. The thing I really can’t be arsed with blokes like Edwards is when he’s proven completely wrong, when he can no longer pull some obscure very selective stat that he can cling to say Bruce isn’t the worst manager in the league, there will be no admission he was wrong, he will probably just blame the fans (who were right from the start), rather than the punchable cunt who has failed everywhere he has been. He’s a wimp that won’t stand by his trash opinions, and he knows absolutely fucking nothing about football tbh. Suppose he’s similar to Bruce which is probably why he licks the blokes arse.

As if he thinks any fan is listening to Ryder, the negativity comes from having arguably the worst manager the club has had in my lifetime tbh. A bloke that absolutely does not deserve to manage a PL club, as he has failed everytime he’s had the chance and is failing now. I think this is one of Bruce’s worst traits (he has a fucking ton btw what an absolute cunt of a bloke he is ), I’m fairly convinced he’s angling to get fired at this point between having a thinly veiled back and forth in the press with the club and then taking a trip to Portugal seemingly without telling his bosses, if you’re going to do that then don’t get wound up when the fastest dancer in the North East chips off at you for being a bit of a skiver. I really do find Bruce to be an utter fucking cunt. I genuinely don’t see him having any redeeming qualities, very easy to dislike. I don’t need the Knight Ryder to tell me that.

I remember him posting a picture of the Tyne bridge on a Saudi flag background and when several people asked why the fuck he did that and he should take it down he went “the Saudis asked me to put it up”.

He’s apparently been away on holiday in Portugal, making the most of the international break where we have 5 players away with the rest of the squad still in training. There’s people actually defending him over it on Twitter as well he only got back from a nice long summer of doing absolutely fuck all, and since then we’ve lost every game, breaks like this would typically be a good time to work with the squad, then again it’s probably the best training they’ve had while that shambolic cunt is away. Why on Earth was he hired? It just completely confuses me, it’s not like he was even a cheap option.

Fucking embarrassing. I don’t even get why they bother, we know they don’t give a flying fuck so why do they occasionally randomly trot out some excuse? It changes fucking nothing, everyone knows it’s complete bollocks.

FIFA are a fucking joke, personally think it’s a bad precedent and overreach them messing with the domestic game but either way makes no odds to us does it? It’s really just punishing the player. If he goes and plays for Paraguay he won’t be able to play for us for a few weeks anyway, so at least this way he’s still involved in training.

Willock is an installment deal to be paid over 3 years iirc, so factoring in the sales we had as well as 40% of Armstrong’s iirc £25m fee (well £23m profit if you take out the £2m Blackburn paid us for him originally) we basically turned a profit in the window. Aye and we also got around £200k a week off the book in wages . They have absolutely fucking zero excuses other than wanting to chance survival for as little as possible, and having absolute idiots running both the football and non football sides. Not sure where the pundits are on this but are we allowed to complain about Ashley yet? And if so is that only to take pressure and responsibility from their darling Bruce? I will gladly fucking slate both of them.

Munoz is 19 not 17, but why do your job to any level of competency? This tramp is the very definition of phoning it in. By the way how fucking long has it taken the club to sign this youth player? Feels like this has been in the works a similar length of time it took them to sign Willock.

Spot on, has absolutely fucking zero credibility imo. Equally as shit at his job as his fellow piss head mate Bruce is at his. Even if we are in for players it’ll be something like Hamza Choudrey on loan, or some other shite player on loan, I think Choudrey has played less than 30 games in 4 seasons. We’ve had fucking months to bring in other teams reserve players on loan. Wonder what’s happening with the Henry Mauriss deal?

Edwards once again showing how little he knows about the sport he covers.

While this window has took the piss, the wretched little prick went out of his way to heap praise on Ashley and assist the excuses for no further spending by saying they went above and beyond to get Willock and discussing all the hurdles to us getting anyone. While I still think we haven’t spent enough while Bruce has been at the club, the fact is he’s been backed the most out of any manager under Ashley iirc, we’ve broke and equaled the prior transfer record under him a number of times. I have to say I disagree with Caulkin that Bruce has been “undermined, shafted, and left to dangle” by Ashley, as I say he’s been backed to a level unseen under Ashley and any time he has been given shit, like this window, he has shoveled it into his fat gob handily, he’s completely complicit in the fucking abhorrent way the club is run. Similarly to Pardew he seeks to praise and defend Ashley when he could just choose not to, I’m not even saying come out and slate Ashley but Bruce doesn’t have to go out of his way to praise the bloke. He knew absolutely all of Ashley’s flaws, apparently Shearer even called him to tell him not to take the job and why he shouldn’t, but he was more than happy to sign up for a final undeserved job at a PL club and a nice pay check. Not one fucking iota of sympathy or anything from me to this chode of a man. Of course Ashley is, and until he leaves will always be, the main issue at Newcastle but it doesn’t excuse Bruce at all to me. He’s heading for failure this season, the squad under a decent coach would survive no problem tbh but Bruce needed more yet was more than happy to praise Ashley for a shite transfer window. He was handed the 5th best defence in the league, then given nearly £100m in transfers of attacking players yet we have regressed, I’m more than happy to pile all that at Bruce’s door, the bloke is a fucking loser and a failure. Again Ashley is the reason we have this stupid cunt as manager, we still haven’t spent enough, and we have an equally incompetent tosser running the club in Charnley, but I’m not giving Bruce a fucking inch.

There’s also a “growing possibility” Steve Bruce is exactly as shit at management as we all said. Fucking Edwards man, what a rare looking cunt he is.

Tim Sherwood has said one thing Steve Bruce can deliver is results , the manager with the lowest percentage of wins in the PL out of managers with a couple of seasons managed delivers results? The media is fucking completely fucking absurd when it comes to this bloke.

Aye, we can’t feel hard done by we didn’t deserve to win tbh. Shit performance where Wilson and ASM again carried us. Bruce gets absolutely fucking nothing out of our side.

Stupid tackle by Lascelles. VAR’d again three weeks going now.

Especially seeing as we have a 2 week break then a game against Manchester United which Wilson can miss if he had needed in favor of trying to win here.

Really poor. Think Wilson would have got on the end of that ASM cross that Joelinton didn’t read at all and then they go and score while we go to sleep. Shambles all round.

Wilson looks injured tbh, doesn’t seem to show much pace and is shooting as soon as he gets the ball.

Genuinely think these commentators are the worst I’ve ever heard, one praised the cross from Murphy that went directly to the goalkeeper, while the other said Bruce has said he wants 4-5 players in on loan something which I don’t think Bruce has said and I don’t think it’s even allowed to have that many on loan.

Fucking hell have we had the ball anywhere near their box yet? What a fucking shit show this is. This commentator has repeatedly talked about how the Newcastle faithful expect attacking football, and about how we have so little possession in this game is this the first time this cunt has seen us play in 15 year?

Why the fuck are we so deep? There’s yet again no tactical plan other than sit back. Wilson against 6 Southampton players and the keeper in their half while the other 9 outfield players we have mark 4 Southampton ones in our half.

Very apt seeing as we’re not a football club. Watching this Man City game is actually relaxing as they can pass the fucking ball, our games are like one of those compilations that are designed to be unsatisfying where people cut cakes wrong intentionally as it’s like the players are purposefully making passing difficult.

Aye spot on, also shows how little he gives a flying fuck about the cup, there are other games but we are out that competition for yet another year. What a fucking cunt Bruce is.

Aye, the only reason we didn’t get dispensation last time and had to play Jak Alnwick was because some daft cunt registered Darlow before we loaned him out to Nottingham Forest and we didn’t un register him, so the league said we still had a fit registered goalkeeper despite us being unable to actually field him . Why the fuck does our club make things that are clearly easy so fucking difficult