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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howay replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
I don’t think the new owners will have massive qualms about just not registering some of these players mind, and I think the threat of being an unregistered player will fire them up to look and accept a move away even if it’s to a championship side. There will be some lazy bastards like Shelvey that might just be happy to loaf about but I don’t think there will be many. It’s also worth noting that many of these players will look a hell of a lot better under an actual football manager which would drive a bit of interest in some of them. I agree though there’s a shit load of deadwood which would become a big issue for many owners but the fact our new owners can afford to just not register ones they don’t want is a separator. -
It’s the stuff of daydreams tbh. It’s fucking football man, we watch it for entertainment and for something to talk about. This whole “people will like us and hate them” thing is complete delusion, they’re Accrington Stanley tbh who gives a fuck about them? I’ve fucking always hated Liverpool but I’ve never once paid any mind to Accrington Stanley because of that dislike of Liverpool, even if I did what would it bring them? They can have their imagined adoration of people on the internet to go with the absolute dross lower league football they watch and we can all enjoy watching some world class football. Will we be more disliked? I suppose maybe yeah, but what would that do? What impact do the mackems think that has on anything? I can’t say I dislike Manchester City any more or less than I did before they were taken over, and even if I did that increase in dislike wouldn’t effect them at all. Most people will just see us become another successful club, they’ll watch our games out of interest but by and large they’ll not care too much and will focus on their own club and their own rivalries. The mackems hark on about our arrogance but come out with absolute fucking twaddle like this where they’re arrogantly thinking they (and we) matter to fans of other clubs, they don’t. The delusion will grow as we will inevitably get mentioned a lot more, there will be an increase in jokes/derision about us on football meme and news pages as the club grows, so I’ve no doubt the mackems will see this as hatred for NUFC and will be in comment sections trying to be friends with everyone , meanwhile the other club fans will continue to laugh at/about us (the club that matter) and not give a flying fuck about them.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think that’s what they need to remember, they’re football writers, if they want to cross into geo politics their views are not above other peoples, nor are they more clued up on them. It’s this sniveling snobbery many of them carry when it comes to their writing that I personally can’t be arsed with. Wilson spent his time studying 1920’s Hungarian football tactics, if I want to get into a debate on that I’ll default to him, but sorry he’s not some political writer like many of them suddenly think they are when they write articles passing judgement on people. It’s also glaring that all of this lot pumping this stuff out really lost interest in the O&D test reform they’re all really into now about the time the takeover fell through. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
He’s a sad little mackem bastard. Imagine what he must be like if he overhears someone say they’re having a bad day “you’re having a bad day? You know there’s people starving in the world? YOU MAKE ME SICK”, then he swiftly farts into his cupped hand and immediately sniffs it. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye Charnley isn’t in a job from what I’ve heard, and I trust that person way more than the daily fail. -
The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Howay replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t rate Kalvin Phillips at all. I’d have honestly debated having him here if he was a possibility during Ashley’s reign of terror let alone now. I simply don’t think he’s anywhere near that caliber of player, I can see it in Rice but not Phillips. I agree with KD that I hope we avoid just getting names for the sake of it, I have hesitation over Countinho for that reason (as mad as that is to type out) I just worry we’ve seen nothing from him in close to what? Four years? And he’d command a massive fee + wages because of his name. If we want to make a statement I feel like a big name manager is the move, then sign players like Tarkowski, Ward Prowse, Tielemans etc. -
Aye it’s a weird angle of theirs, they never stop to think what they would think if a Sheffield United fan came up to them rambling on about how Sheffield Wednesday fans are all deluded pricks and doesn’t everyone just absolutely fucking hate Wednesday fans, but definitely loves Sheffield United fans as they’re all so cool and classy, unlike those Sheffield Wednesday fans who definitely aren’t cool and classy. Their stories are fucking bonkers too, it’s always shite like “I was in a bar in Rome and these three Italian lads, real classy types in suits with jobs and stuff, were just talking about how much they hate the mags and about how the mags have absolutely zeeeero class. Weeeyuh when I telt them I was a massive lads fan they gave iz a wink rolled up their sleeves and had massive sunlan tattoos next to crests of Roma, Lazio, and Juve with big hearts everywhere. It’s almost unbelievable I said that in this random bar in a random location in the world I find three fans of Lazio, Roma, and Juve and they all hate the mags but are MLFs!”. They all then lap it up without anyone going erm seems a bit made up.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
He gets in after listening to the Smiths on his walk to the studio, flops down in a chair and goes “ugggh they just don’t get it Martin” “you’re so brave and smart Ollie” “someone has to hold a mirror up to society, I guess it just has to be me”. FWIW no problem at all with articles directed at the House of Saud, or ones discussing the deeper issues that this lot buying NUFC is the pinnacle of. My issue stems from the people acting like this has come out of the blue and we’ve went from some amazing, accepting and peaceful society and league to one that suddenly accepts blood money, or as ones like Holt have done just attack fans that show any level of excitement towards any of this. If Holt is a Man City fan he’s having a fucking laugh having a go at any Newcastle fans mind. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye was just about to say it feels like they all have to get it out their system to make themselves feel better about then wanking off over the football eventually on display like they do with PSG, City, etc. That picture of the kit though man the blokes like some ‘edgy’ teen that’s writing a poem he thinks is going to be really emotive. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
The amount of virtue signaling and “won’t somebody think of the children” type shite is laughable. I understand it was always going to be a discussion point but it’s got to the point where I genuinely struggle to find any coverage of it that isn’t just this type of hand wringing tokenism, each time with a reference to how it’s just important to mention it and it’s not talked about enough. -
Aye exactly, they’re doing their typical thing of making stuff up then deciding it’s 100% fact and then saying that when this made up thing (that they’re now sure will happen) happens then it will be hilarious. They all seem to keep stating that Staveley is a fraud despite the fact this is a woman that has forged an incredibly successful career for herself in the Middle East, clearly is respected there, has brokered other deals in the past, and has a pretty public record of success, meanwhile their owner is a 22 year old trust fund kid who has done pretty much nothing with his life besides fail out of Uni and live off mammy and daddy’s money, they are of course completely convinced she’s the fraud and he’s the brilliant professional one . I’m also massively enjoying the whole “deluded geordies are fawning over every word and believing their lies it’ll be hilarious when it goes tits up” remind me on which fan base was it that gleefully performed manual labour for free for a complete Billy bullshitter owner that literally anyone with half a brain could see was a chancing prick? The only deluded people in this situation are the ones dreaming up that the Sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia are chancers and it’ll all go tits up. They can keep deluding themselves but it’s just going to hit them all harder when they realize it won’t go the way they’re hoping.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Finally took a quick look over on ready to groom to see how our little inbred neighbors were doing and: The delusion of them man , they’ve now all seemingly decided it’s all going to be a complete flop. One citing that football has moved on since 2004 and 2008 so throwing money about won’t work, I guess he’s forgetting the PSG acquisition and their rise to the top, regardless this lot will be successful that’s exactly why the “big 6” are up in arms about it, this isn’t some rich bloke with no football knowledge who will throw money around for a few windows and get fed up when it doesn’t work ffs. One of them even equated it to Ellis Short ffs Never change you pack of fucking tramps, I’m going to enjoy every fucking minute of this. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ollie Holt has lost the plot off the back of the takeover, not sure I had him down to be one of the group of pricks that would immediately become some holier than thou white knight type but seems he is. Imagine if this was happening to manchester united the same group would be writing articles about how we can open discussion on the Saudis many issues but for now let’s enjoy this moment. -
Have to say, it’s absolutely hilarious that they’ve always done that “Barcelona of the North in their own head” shit and the way things are looking we’ll be a better side than Barca will be in the coming years.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, I’d love to see Liverpool back outside the top 4. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Levy knows he’s fucked, they have that new expensive stadium to pay for and within a couple of years absolutely fuck all chance at CL money. He’s just a desperate prick, by the time our lot get up and running Spurs won’t be relevant competition, in part because that dozy cunt chose to hire a bloke I class as a bottom half standard manager. Arsenal and Spurs are going to suffer the most from this in the short/medium run. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
The brand aye sure, meanwhile Chelsea’s owner is a Russian mobster who basically had to bribe the Government with a housing redevelopment to be allowed into the country, City’s owners are… well basically the exact same nasty bastards our lot are, etc etc. Just embarrassing themselves and to be honest probably pissing our new owners off with this futile gesture. -
He can enjoy all that lovely moral high ground in a couple of years when they play on a Wednesday night the same as us, the difference being their game is a 2-0 loss to Burton in the pissing rain while ours is a 4-0 beat down of PSG.
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They’ll never trouble us but giving them outrageous fucking hidings anytime they pop their head into the PL is fucking hilarious.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, they’re boring tbh. What do they expect? Staveleys not going to come out and say he’s gone randomly when asked. We all know the prick is out in his arse, and to be honest her responses have fairly blatantly said as much, so can the press start focusing on questions that are actually going to get interesting responses? I’m still fucking howling at that absolute melt Edwards interviewing Bruce yesterday, I’ve not read a word of it and never will as I like I’m sure many others couldn’t give a fucking monkeys what Bruce has to say on the matter. He was beneath Mike Ashley’s version of Newcastle let alone the richest club in the world version of Newcastle. -
Aye that’s how Man City and Everton were viewed for years with Man Utd and Liverpool at the top. Do they think people actually fucking give a fuck and would have any attraction to them just because they didn’t like us? And even if that was the case what’s the benefit for them other than another friendship with some wanker from Liverpool. What a total nightmare this is for them btw, stuck in the third tier (their level imo) and if they do manage to reach their dream of circling the PL drain again they’ll be getting a routine fucking hiding off their bitter local rival.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Howay replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Yup, to be expected as the man is a total fucking parasite. The good news is it’ll soon be gone and we can see it as a nice reminder of what we’ve finally fucking moved past. Wish him absolutely nothing but bad luck in his future, he’s a horrible piece of shit and wasted the time of our entire fan base. It’s further example of his thin skin that he come out with that twaddle about there being a larger bid that he turned down, even if it was true it changes nothing and he’s still hated here.