Howay

The mackems will have 100 pages raging about this by tomorrow

Aye a lot of the talk on Twitter was that he’s more a Mike Ashley type than what many of the media outlets were suggesting.

Itll be nice hearing “good ebening” to start a presser instead of a hungover grunt of a bloke struggling to sit down.

I’d be really happy with Emery. He’s a very successful coach looking at his record, and honestly he did well at Arsenal especially when you look at what they’ve been like since he left. I’d be confident he’d steer us well clear of the drop.

Having to have homegrown players for squad registration is “boring accountancy stuff” apparently . Loads of these accounts are gutted we’ve been bought as they’ve not got a fucking clue what any of our players are like, they all fairly consistently act like Lascelles is our best CB.

Conte going to Spurs seems a recipe for disaster, fairly sure he’s left his last two roles over thinking he wasn’t getting enough backing in the transfer market…

The “mosque” they’re so riled up about is actually Spanish City in Whitley

Matt Ritchie getting dragged inside as per usual.

Other results are rough for us today as well.

Just have to hope Chelsea keep spooning their chances really. We are pinned back so fucking deep, our CMs are painful to watch it’s just like water through a sieve.

I can’t wrap my head around starting Krafth when we have Fabian Schar available. We need a new manager in sharpish.

He should shut the fuck up about us. One of the worst pundits out there, which is impressive tbf. I didn’t read the article as the Ronny gill website makes my phone implode, and his comments are a load of rubbish. He’s going to be one of the most bitter out there about all this mind, if we get to the Man City type level as he won’t be able to carry on with his “Villa are a bigger club” shite.

What the fuck do they want him to write about it? They’ve beaten QPR, Wigan and Blackpool to get to a Carabao cup QF, it’s not exactly a massive story is it? I suppose it’s just another thing for them to be indignant about, as I said they best get used to us getting all the coverage again as we all know that’s what’s coming.

Do they not remember how little coverage Darlo and Hartlepool got years ago when they were L1/L2 sides? How many more years in that division before they realize that’s what they are now? Even more irrelevant now that the richest club in world football resides a few miles from their poxy little club. Best get used to it mackems.

Got to keep the magedia honest

I get the point, I’ve just always seen Martinez as a Billy bullshitter. He clearly does have ideas and a footballing philosophy but imo it’s never shown any real impact or success. It might just be me but I always found him to be a bit of a fraud as his results and record never backed up his bluster and the media portrayal of him. In any case I feel it’s moot since I can’t see him being in the frame for the job. I personally can’t speak about Favre, Ten Haag, or Fonseca in comparison to him as I don’t know much about them tbh, I just know I’d be massively underwhelmed with Martinez the same way I would be if they appointed Eddie Howe. @Rayvin I’m intentionally excluding his Belgium tenure as I think international football is too different to club football but fwiw I think he’s accomplished on par with what you’d expect with the squad he has available, if anything he’s been underwhelming but I do think in a way they were unlucky that the defensive players they had sort of got old as the attacking ones blossomed.

Martinez would be a nightmare appointment imo. Absolutely fucking dreadful manager, I always found the great escape artist schtick the pundits attributed to him at Wigan hilarious given he was the bloke that consistently guided them into that mess every fucking year. Not saying you’re advocating for his appointment btw. I’d be gutted with him as manager.

I always took it as they were meaning that, even Bruce himself went on about only having good experiences with fans he encountered in real life, I’ve never seen any indication he received any threats or bother when out and about only on social media, which he doesn’t have. I always assumed Alex would print off a list of abuse and bring it to Sunday dinner where Steve would go “come on then son, let’s hear the damage this week” “you won’t believe it this week dad psychotoonfan27 said you’re an inept cabbage headed cunt” “I don’t know how I’ll go on son, Luke Edwards will hear about this”.

5 minutes on social media and you’ll see a considerable amount of people saying the hope Ole dies, hope he gets cancer etc I’ve even seen some trying to get #oledie trending, that’s about as bad as it can get really so aye there’s absolutely no chance Bruce got it worse it’s just complete media bullshit. Bruce got the same treatment as any failing manager, which considering the way he tortured the fan base with his comments in pressers was more than fair it could have been a whole lot worse imo (as seen by the treatment he got from mackems and Villa fans)

While it was shite to watch at least the team had a little bit of shape to them and there was some type of plan. Hopefully this will get us a few points until whoever is appointed, or until January. I will say when you look back and Jones first come in and we switched to this formation and picked up some points, and all the nuggets like Edwards claimed it wasn’t Jones, it was Bruce’s plan, it’s pretty clear it was Jones now eh. As I say it wasn’t pretty but it’s the type of set up that can have us nicking some games which is massive compared to the plonker they just sacked.

I’ve no idea how Vieira can feel aggrieved by that VAR decision, that bloke had handfuls of two of our players shirts and threw one into the other

They love repeating this constantly. Money and the opportunity to challenge for silverware is the most important thing for players, we might have to pay a bit more if there’s another top side in a more “desirable” city trying to sign a player but people aren’t just going to flat out refuse to come because it’s Newcastle ffs. Turin isn’t some amazing city but Juventus have done alright for themselves.

Lascelles has nothing between the ears like. Benteke the furthest forward in their own half with 5 Newcastle players in front of him so the stupid cunt pulls him down so they can set up and put everyone forward for a free kick.