Howay

That’s what amazes me about football mind. Someone at Boro has watched Hendricks play for us and went “he’s what we need”. Was it his ability to misplace a pass from 3 yards under no pressure? Perhaps his look of utter fucking overwhelmed confusion as he received instructions before coming on as a sub, or displaying the positional awareness of a toddler.

I like that even after someone posted the well wishes of a Brighton fan we’ve just about all come out and called them a bunch of cunts . In stark contrast to the mackems who would be signing up to their forum in droves and telling them they’ve always loved them as a fan base, and then asking if they hate the mags as well.

I fully agree. The championship seasons were funny in that it opened me up to a lot more clubs to dislike, Brighton, Huddersfield, and Nottingham Forest being the main culprits.

Aye fuck them. It’s good to see they’re upset by this as it means we’ve got a decent player. How many years did we buy a player to the rejoice of the selling clubs fan base .

Burn is better than he’s given credit for, he’s not a Botman level player/prospect but he will hit the ground running and he’s a dependable mid table PL player. He’s of a higher standard than Wood imo, who I also liked us bringing in btw.

Aye Burn is a good quality PL defender, which at the moment we have none of those in the CB position, something is going on with Fernandez and the rest are far too prone to error imo. He’s easily out best CB. While underwhelming compared to the rumoured players he’s still a very good upgrade on what we have. Like KD mentioned he then becomes a squad player if we sign other higher up targets in the summer. Lloyd Kelly would be a good signing to go alongside Burn, one that could potentially grow with the side too.

This single post shows how fucking brutal Ashley was from completely apathetic about football to googling when the Paris Exchange opens in the hope of our next player announcement, you love to see it.

This is what I mean btw, many of them still haven’t accepted the fact they’re a league one side despite this being their fucking fourth year in that league. Even if they did go up they’d likely be favorites to go down as their squad is clearly League One caliber and none of their owners have money available to spend.

I also love that they deny their fan base is an issue, every season despite being in and around 3rd they immediately get on the teams back when they have a bit of a bad run the team then nosedives, doesn’t even make the play off final, sacks the manager that got them into the play offs, and then promptly start the cycle the next season.

Aye that’s the one! He’s in the mackems bad books, or bewks

Isn’t Paul Kitson rumoured to be the bloke that wrote the ‘secret footballer’ books? The mackems were fucking fewming about those as he basically said Sunderland was renowned among players for people going there knowing they could just go out on the piss all the time, phone it in and get a canny pay packet

What an absolute bloke! He’s like nah lads no chance of that relegation shite so don’t even waste the ink on the clause. Must push his balls around in a wheelbarrow, which might make him slower than we think he is but still faster than Longstaff.

That’s what’s fucking mental eh, they say this stuff as they genuinely think Newcastle fans would give a flying fuck if Kitson did support them. Like the below proves that:

“Weyyy ah was fewwwmin about the gayyum so ahh weynt tuh Pennywell lib… librror… book place and went in the compewtah as ah wanted to see which maggy cunts are ACTUALLY MLF’s”

Honestly man this is where imo the whole argument about all fan bases being similar despite some stereotypes stuff doesn’t apply to the mackems. That’s genuinely fucking bizarre behavior who gives a flying fuck about who Paul Kitson supports, or used to support? Why would anyone ever discuss that unless they were in a direct discussion with Paul Kitson and said “who do you support?”. They also do that weird “no one in this specific geographical location where he’s from supports the mags so he’s definitely a mackem”, I went to school with a lad who supported Mansfield town ffs, how the fuck can you state that no one there is a Newcastle fan? And again WHO THE FUCK CARES?? They’re going to absolutely hate the glory hunters that come soon btw.

It took them long enough to start figuring out something that was obvious as fuck from the off.

Are they still being classy? Or have they given up on that and are now clinging to some other hard to point to trait to show they’re better?

If / when we announce Guimeraes I’ll have to pop over there to have a good laugh at the Olympic level mental gymnastics they’ll be doing on why it doesn’t matter. I’m thinking ‘he’s only went there for the money not like our lads who would turn out for nowt as they’re all MLFs’, ‘disgrace that they can watch that with the Saudis owning them I’d turn my back on the club’, and of course the always dependable ‘I’ve watched every Lyon game since he signed for them and he’s a terrible player, he’s carried every single match he’s basically league two standard’.

Pedo worshipping, third division dwelling little bamps. Now is the time to announce Guimeraes please. The timing of that would be delicious.

Will be interesting to see if Manchester United fold on this one. It seems like no one else is offering, or at least they’re waiting until the end of the window like we probably are.

Lloyd Kelly back on the radar. He’d be expensive but a ball playing CB to go alongside Burns possibly. Howe wants a CB + LB as his preference others prefer 2 CBs first.

I love the bloke saying he doesn’t suit our style of play, clearly someone that has basically never watched us. Howe is trying very clearly to institute a possession based style where the ball is progressed from CM, we just don’t have the players and Guimeraes is EXACTLY the type of player we need but aye some CB that Liverpool have paid an absurd amount of money for is a way better signing.

The mole was Longstaff, his dad was telling the press everything going on