Howay

I’ve sometimes considered signing up for RTG to save you all from my long winded tirades and get it out my system, but sadly I imagine I’d be banned within minutes of my first post.

He definitely went “errrm in that case 4 more pints moi ahhhhld sahhhn”

Aye that sums it up. I’m not arsed about them but if teams are going to carry on the way you mention I’m going to have a pop, I enjoy doing it tbh and was wanting a bit of an argument when I first saw a Southampton fan (maybe he was a mackem but I have a hard time thinking a mackem would say we are bigger than anyone, whereas a little Rupert nice day out type would) had bitten. As HMHM points out it turns out mr floppy cock had put on his historical garb and given us all a look into the maritime past. Sometimes fans of nobody clubs like that get the most heated since usually no one talks about them, other than the “they play some nice stuff under [insert manager name]”, they even used to say that under Puel when the football they played was absolutely torture to watch, but no one cares. Which is probably why he signed up to defend Southampton’s history or something, I don’t even think I’d mentioned the actual city tbh. It’s not like us where we support a club that when we open Twitter half the stuff is people having a pop at us . Would have been nice to have had a bit of classic TT arguing with another fanbase. Unfortunately mr flaccid penis made some weird point about being more successful, immediately backed down and told us we were miles better as a club, then said he’d won the argument.

Aye you’ve really shown me by telling me how much bigger a club Newcastle are. You can swear btw Rupert.

There’s a chance, but he’s also pretty much exactly what I’d accused in my first post. Come on to basically have a go because I slated them, but spent most of it rambling on about maritime ports, and how they’re a feeder club, little pop with his mental claim of being more successful. Me and a couple of others pile a bit more stick on, he decides to give a “you replied so you care” post rather than have ANY banter whatsoever, brings up Mr Brexit, waffled on about wanting respect, then goes on about what a brilliant massive club we are and wishes us all the best trying to take the high road spiffing what what tally ho! Utter shit craic, imagine if I’d piled into a proper football club like that. Off Rupert pops back home on his penny farthing.

Aye shame for him. I’m sure like most international managers he selects based off players with the bigger name, and players he knows/like or have been in the squad. Too much work keeping track of how all the possible players he could select are doing, just keep picking Fred.

Brutal for them if true.

The classic argument of “you replied so you care” not always true is it? Same as I’m not bothered if you think I care about Matt Le Tissier. Nah, don’t think I will show respect. Tired of hearing opinions about my club from fan bases like yours. I had a pop at your club because your manager twisted on for over 2 months, along with your fan base on twitter, phone ins etc, then your club proceeded to play a load of songs about money at half time and pre-game. Your club showed zero respect so it’s absurd to demand it from me. Any way I’ll do what you think someone that doesn’t care will do and that’s pack in replying to your drivel.

Just what every top side is met with, apathy and a pat on the head .

Aye what planet is this bloke on? We can have this debate with Aston Villa etc, but fucking Southampton? Bringing cups into this fucking one FA cup and a Johnson’s paint trophy, counting that is like us counting the Intertoto cup and winning the Championship 3 times in that span. I’m fine ignoring trophies since we can’t shout about that either but as across the pond says you’re talking about a span of time where we finished top 2 in the Premier League, as well as played in the CL for multiple seasons. We’ve also been outside the Premier League for I think 4 seasons in that time span all in division 1/championship, compared to Southampton who spent 2 in league one alone. Ridiculous trying to claim you can even argue any comparable success. Stand by every word I said tbh, everyone and their fucking dog trots out opinions, stereotypes and bollocks about our fan base so I’ll do it about all of yours as well. The fact you threw in ££ to sanitize the word cunt, and spelt Howay the incorrect mackem way sums it up. Why do I give a fuck that your club is a feeder club for others? You win the trophy of being a good academy, still a fucking non-entity if a club. Don’t give a fuck what you have to say, nor do I know why you signed up here to voice your crap opinions. Fucking comparing our clubs and saying you’ve been more successful .

The replies to his tweet btw. The Chelsea fans have lost the plot, a lot of “we will come back even stronger”, “it’s Chelsea against the world as always”, “how does this help Ukraine?”, “Government trying to destroy us as they hate us” insanity. Even if they manage to survive the notion they’ll be anywhere near competing where they were just a week ago is absurd . Won’t even try and unpack their weird mentality about a conspiracy against them by the UK government.

#sanctions

10 in a rooowwwahhh

In light of Chelsea having all their bank accounts and credit lines frozen, and possibility that our game with them might have to be forfeited I’m feeling even more confident in my 0-3 prediction .

With that new information I question if our game can go ahead. Why would any of the staff turn up? They now know they won’t be paid for Sunday, the players too although they have other incentives to play. I can’t remember but don’t clubs also have to pay the police on match days for the extra officers and overtime? Regardless they may not even have stewards or staff on the turnstiles which I doubt is allowable.

I’m assuming this is new and a change in fact pattern? So now it’s truly a frozen asset. Does our game with them go ahead? They literally cannot pay anything if I’m reading this correct?

I totally missed that the bloke he’s quoting is called Zinedine Kilbane while it could just be a joke on a shit players name, the reality is he’s revered as one of their best players in modern times that’s how shit they are. I’m obviously not accusing that the bloke equates the two players, just that players like Kilbane are the peak of their playing staff. I’ve said it before but genuinely it’s hard to name one of their players that’s as talented as Yohan Cabaye in the PL era, whereas he’d not even be on the first page in a list of ours.

“Few pints of wine Parlour lad?”

It’s fucking bizarre isn’t it? Like I always thought that about how they carried on about Ashley, they would post endlessly about how he was a great owner - football tribalism aside it’s simply not true is it? They even say it now he’s gone, in contrast I’m more than happy to say their current owners are a fucking disaster which I find hilarious. I also thought Short was a tragic owner, while he put a lot of his money in he put complete trust in all the wrong people so wasted that money, they never improved, and it helped lead to financial issues. I find both things fucking hilarious, but rather take any pleasure in things Ashley did they preferred to make weird points about how he was actually a brilliant owner so that it played into their weird desire to paint our fan base as some uniquely deluded and horrible group. It also happens with managers, as Renton pointed out, they’re obsessed with Bruce being better than Rafa and now Howe to support the deluded mags point rather than taking any enjoyment in how miserable we were under Bruce. In fact as Sonatine says, rather than enjoy our depression under Bruce they genuinely got angry about how we liked Rafa more than Bruce. Weird bunch.

I love Trippiers attitude man. Just doesn’t give a fuck what people think, his whole demeanor when pressed about why he come to Newcastle and essentially being called a liar for saying it wasn’t about money is just calm and confident that he knows the reasons so doesn’t care if people don’t believe him. That’s before you layer on all of his points about how important the team is, that it’s not just about him etc, again people can say it’s bollocks but when you look at the managers he’s been coached by (especially Poch, Simeone, and now Howe) I really believe him. Can’t wait until he’s back in the side, watching a player of that calibre is fucking brilliant.

I genuinely forgot David Moyes had managed them, that’s how many fucking managers they go through. Of course, he was clearly the problem with them and definitely massively to blame for where they are, not like he’s done anything since. Coincidentally what’s Bruce, the man they’re championing, up to since he left us?

Facts schmacts. It’s clear to anyone who can see it, a man that took over the 6th best defensive unit in the PL and spent £125m on players would definitely be doing better than the bloke who inherited the team he left, which was actually the worst in the country in basically every metric, and has had them on title winning form for 2022. Only a deluded mag would be blind to it. The only good thing about Bruce is the fact the mackems, who fucking hated him and chased him out as well, now have to act like he’s some type of class manager as part of their mental gymnastics trying to shoehorn something in about us being deluded or whatever point they’re trying to make by implying Bruce is anywhere near equal to Howe.

I’m assuming he is talking on behalf of a group (a cabal if you will) of Gary’s. It’s a brilliant chant Gary’s and will be considered for selection.

Aye he’s spot on, there hasn’t been a single word said about it. I also enjoy that the guy replying is agreeing with the first one but completely contradicts his point “‘there’s absolutely no mention of what the Saudis are like anywhere, in fact I’m the only one talking about it’ ‘aye marra that’s spot on, just like how whenever it’s talked about the mags defend the carpet bombing of Yemen’”

He did aye, trying to shoehorn Ba and Cisse into the formation rather than try a different formation. He also played Obertan over Ben Arfa as much as he possibly could.